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EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

psyopmonkey posted:

Who am I fighting?

Wheres my callout video?

Some guy wants to thorw u at a table

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Some guy wants to thorw u at a table

Meh. Ive had worse.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Lowtax is the only one who ever went and actually fought someone, even if he did lose

think about that you scrubs

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
before anyone fights can we get a goon lawyer to draft a quick document that both parties can sign that makes the fight legal?

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

I wanna fite

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

TOILETLORD posted:

before anyone fights can we get a goon lawyer to draft a quick document that both parties can sign that makes the fight legal?

this is a good idea thanks

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

TOILETLORD posted:

before anyone fights can we get a goon lawyer to draft a quick document that both parties can sign that makes the fight legal?

I know a guy in the Nevada athletic commission, we can get this done

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Don Tacorleone posted:

I know a guy in the Nevada athletic commission, we can get this done

Im not traveling for this crap.

You come to me or pay a local goon as a proxy.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Don Tacorleone posted:

I know a guy in the Nevada athletic commission, we can get this done

well let's get something happening here for fucks sake

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
another successful goon project!

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

a starwar betamax posted:

another successful goon project!

And this time no Christmas was cancelled.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i'm willing to fight anyone smaller and weaker than me, i weigh 240 and can bench my weight.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
ugh

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

TOILETLORD posted:

i'm willing to fight anyone smaller and weaker than me, i weigh 240 and can bench my weight.

I weigh 225 and im probably weaker than you.

Bring it.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

psyopmonkey posted:

I weigh 225 and im probably weaker than you.

Bring it.

i won't hit a girl.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

TOILETLORD posted:

i won't hit a girl.

Pussy rear end bitch.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

psyopmonkey posted:

Pussy rear end bitch.

sorry i was raised catholic women are to be subjugated by getting impregnated not hit.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I'll hit a girl, bring it pyssmonkey

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

TOILETLORD posted:

sorry i was raised catholic women are to be subjugated by getting impregnated not hit.

I guess you didn't grow up in a traditional Irish working class neighborhood?

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Is this fight happening or not

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Is this fight happening or not

god I hope so

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Rambling Robot posted:

I guess you didn't grow up in a traditional Irish working class neighborhood?

no sicilian american, member of a poo poo church my grandma helped found after she had 7 kids.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

TOILETLORD posted:

before anyone fights can we get a goon lawyer to draft a quick document that both parties can sign that makes the fight legal?

Many people in the US think that the 'mutual combat' laws legally allow people to fight if they both consent beforehand but it seems that many cities have ordinances against public affrays where there might be a danger to other people or property and there's a good chance that they'd find some way of leveling charges against anyone fighting in public. 'Disturbing the peace' would be a handy excuse for the police to detain anyone caught fighting. A fight on private land might get around many ordinances unless the neighbours called in a noise complaint or something. Note that mutually agreeing to a fight had been a successful defense against assault charges in the past but not involuntary manslaughter if one of the combatants dies (ref: HICKMAN v. STATE of Maryland 2009 etc)

tl;dr: move the fight to Mexico, go hog wild

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Many people in the US think that the 'mutual combat' laws legally allow people to fight if they both consent beforehand but it seems that many cities have ordinances against public affrays where there might be a danger to other people or property and there's a good chance that they'd find some way of leveling charges against anyone fighting in public. 'Disturbing the peace' would be a handy excuse for the police to detain anyone caught fighting. A fight on private land might get around many ordinances unless the neighbours called in a noise complaint or something. Note that mutually agreeing to a fight had been a successful defense against assault charges in the past but not involuntary manslaughter if one of the combatants dies (ref: HICKMAN v. STATE of Maryland 2009 etc)

tl;dr: move the fight to Mexico, go hog wild

i'm 3 hours at worst from vegas. an hour at worst from mexico but i refuse to go to TJ.

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo
if we can get three olives in on this rear end kickin it'll go pay per view

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Can I fight three o?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

psyopmonkey posted:

Can I fight three o?

satan make this happen

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo

psyopmonkey posted:

Can I fight three o?

careful what you ask for

he'll scratch your eyes out sister

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

You must get through the iks first before Franco will fight

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
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LOOK AT insightful post
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gnarlyhotep posted:

Lowtax is the only one who ever went and actually fought someone, even if he did lose

think about that you scrubs

yes but isnt he dead or something

I heard he's dead

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
i really like the video in the op

Nostalgic Pushead
Jul 31, 2013

.

Is that an egnater in the corner there?

Nostalgic Pushead
Jul 31, 2013

.

Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

I will buy plat for the first goon to piledrive psyopmonkey into a table
I'll throw in an av cert as long as it's caught on video :colbert:

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

I will buy plat for the first goon to piledrive psyopmonkey into a table

i'll throw in buying archives for whoever

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
So the price on psyopmonkey's head is currently $30? That won't even get me through the first day of bounty hunter training,

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Sleepflower posted:

Is that an egnater in the corner there?

yes, the marshall needs retubing for its 30th birthday so I've been playing the egnater lately.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Spanish Manlove posted:

yes, the marshall needs retubing for its 30th birthday so I've been playing the egnater lately.

your mom needs retubing

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



did you make those sound noises with your mind?? thats crazy


i don't know who to support anymore

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

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