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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


i tried to do an analysis of the video... my equipment broke

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Odysseus S. Grant
Oct 12, 2011

Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

Spanish Manlove posted:

I accept the challenge, meeting place is where goons go to die, syria.

This is like 10 pages ago, but shouldn't it be "Libya, where mods go to die"?

Slurin
Jul 17, 2008
I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.

Look at those dick sucking lips...

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004


Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
lol

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
i always knew Ralp was a pretty lady

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

:megadeath:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lmao

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Juwt scored a breakfast burrito and a medium mocha from my local macD.... gotta bulk b4 you cut

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

a starwar betamax posted:

Juwt scored a breakfast burrito and a medium mocha from my local macD.... gotta bulk b4 you cut

I had a homemade smoothie of raspberries, blueberries, blackberries, chia seeds, flax seeds, ice cubes, honey, and almond milk (however I didn't put much milk in it so it came out really thick) and then a bunch of espresso

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

a starwar betamax posted:

Juwt scored a breakfast burrito and a medium mocha from my local macD.... gotta bulk b4 you cut


a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Spanish Manlove posted:

I had a homemade smoothie of raspberries, blueberries, blackberries, chia seeds, flax seeds, ice cubes, honey, and almond milk (however I didn't put much milk in it so it came out really thick) and then a bunch of espresso

i bet your bowel movements are v regular, good job!

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
I like this kind of goon meet. We all just get together and beat the gently caress out of each other.

Nostalgic Pushead
Jul 31, 2013

.

Spanish Manlove posted:

yes, the marshall needs retubing for its 30th birthday so I've been playing the egnater lately.
Tweaker right? Great amp.

lmao

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Spanish Manlove posted:

I had a homemade smoothie of raspberries, blueberries, blackberries, chia seeds, flax seeds, ice cubes, honey, and almond milk (however I didn't put much milk in it so it came out really thick) and then a bunch of espresso

Needs spinach or you're gonna lose, Franco. Come on, now.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

detectivemonkey posted:

Needs spinach or you're gonna lose, Franco. Come on, now.

i was thinking of adding some spinach or kale to them

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Demonachizer posted:

Wow what a fag.

Wait is that first video really star wars betamax? gently caress this gay forum. This place loving sucks.

lol

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Spanish Manlove posted:

i was thinking of adding some spinach or kale to them

Banana seems to be the key in masking it. I make two days' worth at once and use one banana between the two.

It is also great for grossing out coworkers by drinking green goo. If you bring it to the fight it could throw ASWBM off his game.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

detectivemonkey posted:

Banana seems to be the key in masking it. I make two days' worth at once and use one banana between the two.

It is also great for grossing out coworkers by drinking green goo. If you bring it to the fight it could throw ASWBM off his game.

I was out of bananas today, normally it's banana and whatever berries I have.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Eat more watermelon to reduce next-day soreness...

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

im playing this on loop during all my workouts bee tee double you

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord

mookface posted:

I hope texaholic is watching this
Rotisserie chop: http://youtu.be/NAQAPAqEpvo

Holy mother of slow roasted goodness the power behind that blow is astounding!

Bloody Cat Farm
Oct 20, 2010

I can smell your pussy, Clarice.
Almond milk has carrageenan.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

a starwar betamax posted:

im playing this on loop during all my workouts bee tee double you

I have been doing that training for 14 years, get on my level

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
seriously tho man we could meet up at SA headquarters, in Pleasent Hill, MO (just an couple hour drive for me so its very convenient.) I'll have my wife make some chicken pot pie or something for us to eat afterwards.

somebody get a kickstareter going for this because my subaru needs a new oil pan gasket before i make the trip... its leaking a lot of oil. or i could just by a few extra quarts, whatever the kickstarter brings in

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
i run synthetic so it gets a little pricey!

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Many people in the US think that the 'mutual combat' laws legally allow people to fight if they both consent beforehand but it seems that many cities have ordinances against public affrays where there might be a danger to other people or property and there's a good chance that they'd find some way of leveling charges against anyone fighting in public. 'Disturbing the peace' would be a handy excuse for the police to detain anyone caught fighting. A fight on private land might get around many ordinances unless the neighbours called in a noise complaint or something. Note that mutually agreeing to a fight had been a successful defense against assault charges in the past but not involuntary manslaughter if one of the combatants dies (ref: HICKMAN v. STATE of Maryland 2009 etc)

tl;dr: move the fight to Mexico, go hog wild

do franco and I look like men who are afraid to spend a night in the lock up

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
we got any goon boat captains? just go out to international waters loser gets tossed into the ocean.

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

a starwar betamax posted:

do franco and I look like men who are afraid to spend a night in the lock up

I would be careful, if the police get involved they may unfairly side with franco, due to the 'blue wall'

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
gently caress, things are really heating up, I got this HOT TIP from an anonymous source claiming to belong to one of the fighters camps. He said that this song summarizes the fighters feelings on his opponent, and his whole crew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHG1Im0f7UA

:shitsgettingreal:

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
That mirror is smudgy. Have you cleaned it since you made the video?

At least we can see the bathroom floor is tile and not some underwear-sock composite trod to a semi-glossy finish so good job on that I guess.

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks

Spanish Manlove posted:

I had a homemade smoothie of raspberries, blueberries, blackberries, chia seeds, flax seeds, ice cubes, honey, and almond milk (however I didn't put much milk in it so it came out really thick) and then a bunch of espresso
gotta add some bacon and creatine to that shake unless you planned on making GBS threads and pissing your way to victory

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Goon fights is definitely something I'm willing to cancel Veterans Day for

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
this goon fight will be our generation's moon landing

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
on small punch for a goon... one giant takedown for goonkind

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
houston I have a problem

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
Will it be a cage match? An octagon?

I think it should be in the Hug Box. Which is like a cage match only the walls are coated with that spray-on velvety stuff.

e: Flocking, I think that is the stuff I have in mind.

Or did someone already make the hug box joke, there's like 2 days worth of posts I have to catch up on.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
pay attention at around 2:54 in the white noise training video

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Spanish Manlove posted:

pay attention at around 2:54 in the white noise training video

:stare: its that aghost

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Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
*Throttles the gently caress out of a pillow, explodes into angrysad tears when $400 phone falls to the floor and the screen shatters*

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