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TK-42-1: Oct 30, 2013; looks like we have a bad transmitter

Something to do with her eyes and super hearing

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:30

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 01:54

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Missandei, what do your elf eyes see?!

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:31

ClearAirTurbulence: Apr 20, 2010; The earth has music for those who listen.

Missy is way too smart for an 11 year old, and we heard from Leaf that the CotF sometimes travel the lands of men. Her eyes are described similarly to those of the CotF, she's small, she can sneak up on a veteran Kingsguard without even trying...I think there's a good chance she's more than she seems, and a couple of hints point towards CotF. But that's the "small 11 year old" Missandei, not the smokin' hot babe Missandei.

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:37

ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Missandei, what do your elf eyes see?!

The brown sun rises...grass has been shat upon this night! :stare:

# ? Oct 22, 2014 04:58

Evil Fluffy: Jul 13, 2009; Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Missandei being a CotF is almost as much of a stretch as Varys not being human. Or Coldhands being Benjen. Or that GRRM will ever finish the next book.

# ? Oct 22, 2014 06:25

ClearAirTurbulence: Apr 20, 2010; The earth has music for those who listen.

Evil Fluffy posted:

Missandei being a CotF is almost as much of a stretch as Varys not being human. Or Coldhands being Benjen. Or that GRRM will ever finish the next book.

Varys is a merman. It is known.

# ? Oct 22, 2014 07:23

visceril: Feb 24, 2008

Varys is actually Euron in a Tyler Perry fat suit, sowing discord so he can claim the realm

Also Lord Commander Jaime is actually Tyrion standing on Penny's shoulders like in Scooby Doo except without the tail sticking out so it's a foolproof disguise. Why do you think ole' Jamers never has sex anymore, huh?

Daario isn't Euron he's actually Benjen who saw what was about to happen and nope'd it the gently caress outta there to Braavos

Coldhands = Strong Belwas's Stand power, whose full name is actually Strong Belwas vo Jozhash. Since the show depicted Renly and Loras having gay sex "on screen" they met their quota for homostuff, so they had to cut Belwas

# ? Oct 22, 2014 13:17

ZShakespeare: Jul 20, 2003; The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!

I was worried when I learned that Bran and Hodor wouldn't be in the next season presumably because there is no more written material for them. This picture confirms without a doubt that the TV show will give us new material. The show is now canon and GRRM will ever be remembered as the guy who wrote it's novelisation. We will have an ending once and for all. There is a God and the universe is just and our torment will come to an end. I am a convert. Goodbye bad thread.

# ? Oct 22, 2014 21:02

Malpais Legate: Oct 1, 2014

I guess if you try hard enough you can pretend you're unsullied, ZShakespeare.

# ? Oct 22, 2014 22:04

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

visceril posted:

Coldhands = Strong Belwas's Stand power

JoMo's Bizarre Adventure: Part II: Incel Tendancy

# ? Oct 23, 2014 00:17

KidDynamite: Feb 11, 2005

gf just finished 5th book someone link most mind blowing conspiracies, tia.

# ? Oct 23, 2014 17:31

big business man: Sep 30, 2012

KidDynamite posted:

gf just finished 5th book someone link most mind blowing conspiracies, tia.

youtube Preston Jacobs

# ? Oct 23, 2014 17:40

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_Plot

What's mindblowing is the sick burn their Manchurian Candidate threw on them.

# ? Oct 23, 2014 17:42

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

KidDynamite posted:

gf just finished 5th book someone link most mind blowing conspiracies, tia.

I heard a rumor that grrm is working on a sixth book in secret, but I don't think it's true.

# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:51

Evil Fluffy: Jul 13, 2009; Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

KidDynamite posted:

gf just finished 5th book someone link most mind blowing conspiracies, tia.

GRRM and Patrick Rothfuss are having a competition to see who can write the slowest.

# ? Oct 23, 2014 18:57

uh zip zoom: May 28, 2003; Sensitive Thugs Need Hugs

any of you guys playing a game of thrones ascent while you poop? My username is lemoncakes na lemoncakes, and I'm looking for a friend.

# ? Oct 23, 2014 21:51

p.crestmont: Feb 17, 2012

this_is_hard posted:

youtube Preston Jacobs

Yeah this is the good poo poo.

# ? Oct 23, 2014 21:59

kcroy: May 30, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

Saeka posted:

Jaime Lannister sends his regards.

loving lul

# ? Oct 23, 2014 22:23

Soul Glo: Aug 27, 2003; Just let it shine through

Evil Fluffy posted:

Missandei being a CotF is almost as much of a stretch as Varys not being human. Or Coldhands being Benjen. Or that GRRM will ever finish the next book.

Having not read any theories about it and only the books, I assumed this is what was gonna happen?

# ? Oct 24, 2014 05:28

Saeka: Jul 2, 2007; I'm a man that loves the simple things. Sunhats. Boba. Dresses.

Honestly, there's not a lot of evidence to support it (and a lot of dialogue to disprove it). Just a theory that a lot of fans cling to in that it'd give us a living, adult Stark.

About as likely as the Benjen = Lollys theory.

# ? Oct 24, 2014 06:52

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

Or the GRRM = Finishing TWOW theory.

# ? Oct 24, 2014 09:18

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Saeka posted:

About as likely as the Benjen = Lollys theory.

The Starks do seem to have catastrophic retardation in their family, so I could actually believe this.

# ? Oct 24, 2014 13:25

uh zip zoom: May 28, 2003; Sensitive Thugs Need Hugs

Hogge Wild posted:

Joffrey wouldn't piss on your gums�

� If your teeth were on fire.

# ? Oct 24, 2014 15:20

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Aurain posted:

Or the GRRM = Finishing TWOW theory.

Lets be honest here. That theory was always presented as a huge joke and only a few weirdos actually give it any credence.

# ? Oct 24, 2014 15:37

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Lets be honest here. That theory was always presented as a huge joke and only a few weirdos actually give it any credence.

I'm pretty sure GRRM has heard of this theory too because every once in a while he'll be joking around and mention something that hints at the existence of TWOW, but really all the evidence points to it being complete bunk.

# ? Oct 24, 2014 18:37

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I'm pretty sure GRRM has heard of this theory too because every once in a while he'll be joking around and mention something that hints at the existence of TWOW, but really all the evidence points to it being complete bunk.

I always assume that when he hears about some fans liking a particular theory he goes out of his way not to do it, even if he'd planned on doing it in the first place. I think this will be the case here.

# ? Oct 24, 2014 19:44

Count Thrashula: Jun 1, 2003; Death is nothing compared to vindication.; Buglord

So is A World of Ice and Fire going to be worth my time or should I boycott it because he wrote hundreds of pages of that instead of anything worth a god damned mummer's fart

# ? Oct 27, 2014 03:54

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Every question contains its own answer, COOL CORN.

# ? Oct 27, 2014 04:05

kcroy: May 30, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

COOL CORN posted:

So is A World of Ice and Fire going to be worth my time or should I boycott it because he wrote hundreds of pages of that instead of anything worth a god damned mummer's fart

quit enabling grrm

# ? Oct 27, 2014 06:39

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

We should convince him that for every 250 finished and edited by an actual professional pages of The Winds of Winter and future books that get sent to his publisher, he gets to choose one barely legal actress to appear in a sex scene for the show.

# ? Oct 27, 2014 09:06

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

It's Halloween, i guess:

# ? Oct 27, 2014 18:07

Soul Glo: Aug 27, 2003; Just let it shine through

Toplowtech posted:

It's Halloween, i guess:

Why?

# ? Oct 27, 2014 18:21

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Outstanding. Threadmates, someone should procure a high-quality printout of that image and ensure it is signed by the GURM itself.

# ? Oct 27, 2014 18:31

Toplowtech: Aug 31, 2004

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Outstanding. Threadmates, someone should procure a high-quality printout of that image and ensure it is signed by the GURM itself.

Here is the whole set if you want more nightmare fuel: http://www.playboy.com/galleries/sexy-pics-george-rr-martin/slide-1

# ? Oct 27, 2014 18:47

Hunky Joe: Dec 21, 2005; I'll fight crime when I feel like it...

Toplowtech posted:

Here is the whole set if you want more nightmare fuel: http://www.playboy.com/galleries/sexy-pics-george-rr-martin/slide-1

I think I puked a little in my mouth.

Yup. I can taste the pasta sauce from lunch. That was definitely puke.

I hate this world.

# ? Oct 27, 2014 19:10

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."