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Is there a certain age after which they'll just stop taking organs from you?
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Pulsedragon posted:The same dude also posted this so that seems pretty likely. Ship with Captain Ahab! And once for all, let me tell thee and assure thee, young man, it's better to sail with a moody good captain than a laughing bad one.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 04:51 |
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BgRdMchne posted:You can't claim that you're not represented if you vote. People that don't do poo poo are far better represented by the American government.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:23 |
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karl fungus posted:Is there a certain age after which they'll just stop taking organs from you? No idea. According to this, there is no formal age limit: http://www.organdonation.gov.hk/eng/faq.html But I imagine there is an unspoken cap where you have to show the organs are in reaaaaallly good condition before they take the risk to put them in someone high of the list. Also, I don't deny that such a black market exists, especially in darker parts of the world, but these doctors would take the risk for a younger patient, not the random elderly patient off the street. The money they would make on a young liver would be more worth the risk. Again, you want a happy client, not someone who is going to head to the police if things go wrong. And if the organ fails and autopsy shows it's several decades older than the dead person, questions are going to be ask.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:33 |
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Apparently the shooting on Parliament Hill last week caused some people to go ARE TROOPS. This image was also part of his post: No, I don't know what this had to do with my university.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:40 |
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Man makes an off-hand joke to the President while voting. President Obama and the man's girlfriend joke about it while voting. Newscasters are chill about it, comments are mostly 'NOT MY PRESIDENT! OBOLO MONKEY NIGGERS' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1DHfOuXilc
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 06:33 |
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Lik dis if u cry evertim.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 06:50 |
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I love everything about this
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 07:06 |
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This is some foreverial tiedup poo poo.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 07:07 |
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I think he has a bit of foetal alcohol syndrome. He comes from a rough as gently caress Tasmanian housing commission area and I'm pretty sure he's a career trolley collector.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 09:56 |
There have been times when I've wanted to type like this, for reasons of verisimilitude in design or satire or what-have-you, but I couldn't. I sweated and swore over every misspelling and typographical error, but I just couldn't get it right. It looks so effortless, but it's really hard! How do people learn to do this? What are the rules?
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 12:42 |
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Were you sober at the time?
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 14:08 |
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RareAcumen posted:Man makes an off-hand joke to the President while voting. President Obama and the man's girlfriend joke about it while voting. Newscasters are chill about it, comments are mostly 'NOT MY PRESIDENT! OBOLO MONKEY NIGGERS' People's idiot friends posting about their stupid conspiratorial opinions on Facebook gets nothing out of me but seeing people post like straight up the most racist trash on YouTube and get like tens of likes just riles me up. People are so lovely goddamn. I hate the human race, kill all white people.
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 16:08 |
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cool kids inc. posted:It reads like old English if you pronounce it phonetically. Here I made this for you. Edit: vv okay wait now I can't tell if we're just having fun with photoshop or if that's for real. davebo has a new favorite as of 22:45 on Oct 28, 2014 |
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 22:39 |
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Ugh that's gross. Who eats cheesy popcorn?
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# ? Oct 28, 2014 22:50 |
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I'm pretty sure this girl I went to college with hates women, because every other post she makes is her talking poo poo about other women or feminism. She's also a very hardcore gamer...
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 03:14 |
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I was going to include an artist in a weekly newsletter I do. I decided to check her facebook first. She does several of those "What (blank) are you?" quizzes a day along with animal click-bait videos ("I've never seen a cat do this to a dog in my life. And the reason why is unbelievable.") She's posted this 6 times that I saw: "A daughter asked her dad, "Dad, there is something that my new boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand -- He said that I ...have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper." Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls out his dipstick to check the oil, I will give him such a servicing that -- his motor will cease functioning and his ball bearings will fall off!!"" This one, though, is my favorite. The caption is "sitting here relaxing..."
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 03:36 |
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256 million? [obama-what.gif]
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 03:41 |
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Peanut President posted:256 million? [obama-what.gif] Just a guess: population of the US (318,968,000) - number of people that voted for Obama in 2008 (69,498,516) = 249,469,484. Not quite 256 million, but that's the closest I can get using crazy people math. edit: population is from 2014 and gently caress sig figs. CoasterMaster has a new favorite as of 03:58 on Oct 29, 2014 |
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There hasn't been a $1000 note in 80 years. I find it highly unlikely, even taking into account his privileged stature as POTUS, that Obama would be carrying one of the old ones.Peanut President posted:256 million? [obama-what.gif] I know his numbers are down, but I don't think his approval rating is that low. Also, this is apparently taking place on Air Force 1. Ain't no one throwing anything out a window.
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 03:50 |
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Peanut President posted:256 million? [obama-what.gif] Population in 2011 was around 305 million. So basically everyone but tiny babies wants Obama and Michelle to be murdered?
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 03:56 |
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He really could not resist dropping that last line.
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 04:25 |
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It is a testament to this thread's degree of horrendousness on the internet that the most offensive and shocking thing in this exchange is black's misuse of "they're".
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 04:33 |
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Childers B. Lace posted:It is a testament to this thread's degree of horrendousness on the internet that the most offensive and shocking thing in this exchange is black's misuse of "they're". Nah, I'm pretty sure that's the autism.
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 04:49 |
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When will dudes understand that hey, just because you think sexually suggestive comments towards you are cool, doesn't mean women think the same way? Holy christ.
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 06:08 |
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So George Takei posted an article about dangerous 90s toys. Unsurprisingly, the comments were people to ARE GENERATION WAS BETTER Kids are learning to solve their bullying problems without violence? Those pussies!
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 06:15 |
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Leninboarrir posted:When will dudes understand that hey, just because you think sexually suggestive comments towards you are cool, doesn't mean women think the same way? Holy christ. Not until people stop being self-centered. So it might take a while
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 06:20 |
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Turtlicious posted:Nah, I'm pretty sure that's the autism. Did an autistic kid headbutt your parents to death before your eyes or something
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 06:27 |
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Small Frozen Thing posted:Did an autistic kid headbutt your parents to death before your eyes or something Reread the name of the forums. Then think about what those words mean and why people might make jokes on this forum. When you've done that I'll let you play with your trains again.
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 06:32 |
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I don't think you're taking the dire threat of our recent rash of fatal headbuttings seriously Perhaps if we had more guns, it wouldn't happen
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 06:37 |
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Small Frozen Thing posted:I don't think you're taking the dire threat of our recent rash of fatal headbuttings seriously Ok. I'll just keep your trains then.
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 06:38 |
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Roving packs of feral autisic kids headbutting strangers to death is pretty funny imo
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 06:50 |
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Good god trying to read this nearly gave me an aneurysm. What the gently caress people....
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 07:22 |
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While there may be a connection between thyroid diseases and an elevated risk of developing cancer (at least that's what Googling around for a few minutes tells me), said connection is still being researched by, you know actual scientists. "I'm a doctor of bullshit! Follow me on FaceBook!" This is how I think people get suckered into poo poo like "oh yeah, these supplements will totally boost your immune system, ergo, no cancer for you, ever !" because it uses the same language of real doctors. Also, correct me if I am wrong, but isn't it really difficult to have an iodine deficiency in the developed world?
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 09:02 |
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My dad's at it again.
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 09:13 |
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I like how none of these "sacrafices" are related to the war related to the poppies.
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# ? Oct 29, 2014 09:25 |
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Kavak posted:I like how none of these "sacrafices" are related to the war related to the poppies. I thought poppy abusers meant opium addicts, so the poem was sort of nicely surreal actually.
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