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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

The Warszawa posted:

idc how y'all feel about musical theatre but A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder owns owns owns
i'd probably suck bryce pinkham's dick if i'm totally honest

but yeah, i really want to see it (the show, not his dick but also his dick) but i can't and never will (again, relevant for the show and his dick)

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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

good post to have at the top of the page, great stuff

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

R. Mute posted:

i'd probably suck bryce pinkham's dick if i'm totally honest

but yeah, i really want to see it (the show, not his dick but also his dick) but i can't and never will (again, relevant for the show and his dick)

I saw it this past weekend but Pinkham was out and his understudy was in. I assumed the understudy is a method actor.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

My Imaginary GF posted:

Zee Germans are coming, Zee Germans are coming, I'm so worried. Its not like ya'll had your asses kicked in two recent wars. Hell, maybe we'll sell out Poland and let ya'll border Russia again. There's some historical precidence to that, aye? Germany knows all about selling out Poland I hear.

If history is any indication WW3 would end with us becoming even richer and you sorry lot finally having to eat the poors. :smuggo:

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

The Warszawa posted:

I saw it this past weekend but Pinkham was out and his understudy was in. I assumed the understudy is a method actor.
what, like, he murdered a bunch of people?

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

R. Mute posted:

what, like, he murdered a bunch of people?

That he murdered the people in the line of succession to get to play the lead yes that was the joke.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Chantilly Say posted:

A fun game: define "quality art."

Some people would just have liked if a better artist had pulled this stunt to get themselves noticed and relevant or whatever.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

also on your national parks aren't you guys drilling and fracking those dry? because lol

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Randler posted:

If history is any indication WW3 would end with us becoming even richer and you sorry lot finally having to eat the poors. :smuggo:

War does not occur in a vacuum. First there'd have to be a cold war, and during that frenemy time all we'd have to do is wait and tighten American immigration restrictions from Turkey

Give it 4 generations, and Germany won't be majority German any more. What are you gonna do, act like nazis towards immigrants?

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

MariusLecter posted:

Some people would just have liked if a better artist had pulled this stunt to get themselves noticed and relevant or whatever.

If the artist had scrawed BANKSY on those rocks ....

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
art is a buncha bullshit but i mean that in a good way

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

The Warszawa posted:

That he murdered the people in the line of succession to get to play the lead yes that was the joke.
I HAVEN'T SEEN IT I'M SORRY I DIDN'T GET THE SUCCESSION JOKE WHY DON'T YOU RUB IT IN

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
I don't care if Ai Weiwei did it in sidewalk chalk, park graffiti means if you get eaten by a mountain lion I'll be glad.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

R. Mute posted:

also on your national parks aren't you guys drilling and fracking those dry? because lol

Fracking creates jobs though. :v:

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

MariusLecter posted:

Fracking creates jobs though. :v:

serious global economic issue, America is crashing the price of oil

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

R. Mute posted:

I HAVEN'T SEEN IT I'M SORRY I DIDN'T GET THE SUCCESSION JOKE WHY DON'T YOU RUB IT IN

when you read NYT articles about the after parties Alan Cumming throws in his dressing room after performances of Cabaret, do you think "this ... this is why the Americans won the war"

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

R. Mute posted:

also on your national parks aren't you guys drilling and fracking those dry? because lol

Yeah that's way worse than the artist lady tho

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

My Imaginary GF posted:

serious global economic issue, America is crashing the price of oil

We have Teslas. :colbert:

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

zoux posted:

Yeah that's way worse than the artist lady tho
p. close tho

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
i bought an art last month but sadly it doesnt ruin nature in any way

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Hmmmm. That Is Not Art.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

In fact I posit that My Four Year Old Daughter Could Do That and feh upon it.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

MariusLecter posted:

We have Teslas. :colbert:

soon, you'll be swimming in cheap american natural gas and coal

enjoy your American-exported cancer, you wacky anti-nuclear drunks, you :3:

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
the best artist to get people to say "hurnk, my toddler could do that" is cy twombly

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Chantilly Say posted:

A fun game: define "quality art."

"Not your posts."

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

baw posted:

i bought an art last month but sadly it doesnt ruin nature in any way



I really like that one. Nice choice, good placement (as long as you don't compose, it could be a heck of a distraction).

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Chantilly Say posted:

A fun game: define "quality art."

"Sells at Sotheby's"

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
What's more pretentious: Modern art or modern (molecular) cooking?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Oh the latter for sure.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Randler posted:

What's more pretentious: Modern art or modern (molecular) cooking?

gently caress.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
alinea

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Randler posted:

What's more pretentious: Modern art or modern (molecular) cooking?
they're both fine, nerd

Zeitgueist
Aug 8, 2003

by Ralp

Randler posted:

What's more pretentious: Modern art or modern (molecular) cooking?

"making GBS threads on 'modern' things as 'pretentious'"

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I think if I had it to do over again, I would've become a fighter pilot.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Randler posted:

What's more pretentious: Modern art or modern (molecular) cooking?

http://checkplease.wttw.com/restaurants/central-gyros

baw posted:

alinea

...tastes loving amazing

Next is where its at for more normal dining out

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Zeitgueist posted:

"making GBS threads on 'modern' things as 'pretentious'"

With a name like that of course you have to defend stupid contemporary bullshit.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

R. Mute posted:

also on your national parks aren't you guys drilling and fracking those dry? because lol

More than one of our parks is bigger than your whole country.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

zoux posted:

I think if I had it to do over again, I would've become a fighter pilot.
i'd be a gangland assassin or something

actually, i could still do that

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
at least with modern art you're kinda supposed to have a sense of humor about it. the cooking stuff takes itself way too seriously most of the time

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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Chantilly Say posted:

More than one of our parks is bigger than your whole country.
that's pretty big. you could probably fit a whole lot of graffiti in there. or now, but not in twenty years, lot's of oil.

Randler posted:

With a name like that of course you have to defend stupid contemporary bullshit.
lmao you idiot

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