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Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Time to start thinking about your lists boys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feIwig2AtA

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Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.


http://www.themarysue.com/playboy-wins-sexy-halloween-costumes/

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Are they trying to imply that Neil deGrasse Tyson isn't sexy?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Check out the sexy Louis CK.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Check out the sexy Louis CK.

Post it, nerd. Am I expected to click things and search?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

About to smoke my last bowl of the year. Need to make sure I can pass a piss test for jobs in Hawaii. Should be interesting since I have replaced the pills the VA prescribed me with weed for the last couple years.

Also sad because I should probably shave my beard for said job finding. It makes me look like I'm 12.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xehca_cky-skeletor-vs-beastman_music

Someone at work started playing this and I had a total "blast from the past" moment

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

zombie303 posted:

About to smoke my last bowl of the year. Need to make sure I can pass a piss test for jobs in Hawaii. Should be interesting since I have replaced the pills the VA prescribed me with weed for the last couple years.

Also sad because I should probably shave my beard for said job finding. It makes me look like I'm 12.

all the Girl Scout Cookies and Blue Dream I smoke from a US Tubes beaker this week is for you
sorry about your loss

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
A-that should be in the current events thread.
B-does he get charged for two plots at the cemetary?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


:911:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwR3e2iq9EI

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

this is a picture of his corpse right?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Let's do mausoleums for fatties.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003


http://youtu.be/9lrM5Zx2bNg
better poker video.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

She's also rich as gently caress since she divorced Sam Simon and gets that Simpsons money

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Booblord Zagats posted:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xehca_cky-skeletor-vs-beastman_music

Someone at work started playing this and I had a total "blast from the past" moment
Oh, man, CKY. :stare:

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Jennifer Tilly is like 55 years old. Goddang.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cole posted:

Jennifer Tilly is like 55 years old. Goddang.

would

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Even n4i isn't gay enough to pass on those boobs

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Cole posted:

Even n4i isn't gay enough to pass on those boobs

even gay men know the comfort of a matronly bosom

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Can anyone top banging a 50 year old MILF at night who I met because she wanted me to mentor/watch her son volunteer at the nonprofit I worked at

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
What's the GIP irc infO?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Zeris posted:

What's the GIP irc infO?

irc.synirc.org #puacentral

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Zeris posted:

Can anyone top banging a 50 year old MILF at night who I met because she wanted me to mentor/watch her son volunteer at the nonprofit I worked at

A nav in my squadron married a woman roughly his mother's age. His callsign became Cougarbait. Then while he was a nav instructor at the training squadron, his stepson (only 2 years younger) came through as a nav student.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Godholio posted:

A nav in my squadron married a woman roughly his mother's age. His callsign became Cougarbait. Then while he was a nav instructor at the training squadron, his stepson (only 2 years younger) came through as a nav student.

I think I know this guy. He's got a name around AWACS.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

holocaust bloopers posted:

I think I know this guy. He's got a name around AWACS.

Yeah, he was known even before the stepson showed up. He's a nice guy, but...weird.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Lazy Reservist posted:

NamASSte bitches
http://i.imgur.com/HFG7zSf.gif

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
cover band decided not to cover john mayer. a fine day.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Helldump Immunity. posted:

cover band decided not to cover john mayer. a fine day.

Always a good decision.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Say what you will about john mayer but that guy's been doing nothing but 10s for over a decade.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
His cock game must be ridiculous.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
:nws:
rear end
Titties
rear end & titties
rear end rear end
Titties titties
rear end rear end
Titties titties
:nws:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
:stare:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Diving_bell_accident

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
yeah dude got fuckin gibbed.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Mike-o posted:

yeah dude got fuckin gibbed.

Gibbed is being generous. He went from fully intact to a fine paste within an instant.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Cole posted:

Jennifer Tilly is like 55 years old. Goddang.

56






I give no fucks about her age I would ravage her like a wild thingme

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



:drat:


heh

goons in platoons -> steers and queers

Rename GiP to the sound of someone popping a paper bag directly behind your head

Rename GiP to FYAD because those guys really need to gently caress off and die.

good thing they signed up to do just that

:vince:

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 11:51 on Oct 31, 2014

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

celebrate today's non-holiday by skinning some children

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKk3wC5coN4

sacrifice to baphomet and eat their flesh

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