- Sanguinia
- Jan 1, 2012
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~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~
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CanadianCrippler5989 posted:
WCW Nitro this week was awesome! We're two weeks away from Slamboree, and I'm stoked as hell!
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Chris Benoit opened the show, and he did it with new theme music! WCW's been springing for more licensed music lately, kind of makes me miss their lovely covers, but it certainly made Benoit seem like a badass. Chris talks about how Arn Anderson became a Champion though the power of fear. "Every man in that locker room feared the Outsiders. Some of them feared me. And more than a few feared the damage Arn could do to a man in the ring. He made examples out of legends like Ric Flair and Dusty Rhodes. He exploited the injuries of strong competitors like The Giant. And he made sure that every opponent knew it."
"Even when I was working for Arn, he expected fear from me. He tried to use it as a motivator so that his 'Enforcer,' could get stronger and keep him at the top. But because that's the kind of man he is, Arn Anderson threw away something that I don't offer easily: loyalty. He thought he controlled me through fear like everyone else, and treated me accordingly. He forgot that a Wolverine knowns no fear! And that's why tonight I'm going to wrestle, to hell with Arn's threats! I hope he's man enough to try and interfere in my match again. It just means I'm one step closer to getting my hands on him!"
Chris Benoit vs One Man Gang. Mitchell and Gang storm the ring and try to catch Benoit off-balance, but the Crippler easily counters his bull-rush offense with some brutal strikes and knife-edge chops. Benoit start working the neck, but Gang uses his superior strength and some coaching from Mitchell to power through and hits a series of body slams that leave Benoit wounded. Gang presses his advantage, stomping Benoit's chest, but when he stomps again Benoit grabs the foot and takes his opponent to the mat! Benoit mounts him and lays in a 10 count punch, then rolls into a cross armbreaker! Gang screams, resisting the urge to tap... long enough for Arn Anderson to rush the ring!
Arn slides into the ring at a full run, but Benoit had the perfect vantage to see him coming and releases Gang in time to get up and put the boots to Anderson! Double A gets a mudhole stomped in him, but Gang takes advantage of the distraction and grabs Benoit by the neck, picking him up for a double choke bomb! Gang goes for the cover, one, two, KICK OUT! The big man is clearly enraged and quickly runs the ropes looking for the 747 Splash, but the Rabid Wolverine rolls out of the way and immediately pounces on the fallen bulk to slap on the Crippler Crossface! OMG quickly taps out as Arn finally rolls out of the ring and makes his escape while Benoit celebrates.
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Ciclope cuts a promo, with Psicosis at ringside. He says that for weeks, the fools in the audience have been blinded by Rey Misterio's flashy moves and Beulah McGillicuty's beauty, but his Eye still sees the truth: "Misterio's hopes for victory are nothing but an illusion. He can never jump high enough, move fast enough, or find a woman tempting enough to escape Ciclope's gaze, and in two weeks time his face will be revealed!"
Ciclope and Psicosis vs Disco Inferno and Ultimo Dragon. Ciclope was clearly out to make a statement in this match, and he and Psicosis absolutely brutalized Disco and Dragon. Their team chemistry was on full display, as Ciclope would use his technical and mat wrestling ability to leave Disco or Dragon completely helpless, and Psicosis would fly in from the apron and hit them with a moonsault or splash and get back out before the five-count.
Their strategy left the faces totally stymied. Disco managed a brief hope spot when he actually nailed Psicosis with the Chart Buster, but he was too hurt to capitalize and the heels were able to make the tag. Ciclope dragged Disco back from his corner before he could tag in Dragon, and locked in the La Calabaza Crossface. Disco tapped and gave Ciclope the win.
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Prior to the next match, Public Enemy hoofs it down to the ring carrying one of their trademark tables... and the Thrillseekers come in with them with a table of their own! Christian Cage cuts a promo, saying that J+J+J stole a victory from them a few weeks back because they wanted to make a statement to the Tag Team Champions. Now, the Thrillseekers have a statement of their own: they won't break the rules to win like Winchester did, but they drat sure will do anything to win if the match has no rules! They challenge any two of the Jamses to a match at Slamboree, NO DISQUALIFICATIONS!
Johnny Grunge takes the mike. He says that he knows Commisioner Rick Rude is watching, and if there's one thing you can count on Rick Rude to do it's give a green light to a match that will make money. "Some might not believe that a couple of wet-behind-the-ears clean-cut kids like the Thrillseekers can bring the goods in a NO DQ environment. But Public Enemy has taken a personal interest in these rookies, and spent the last week training them in the ways of Hardcore. Tonight we've arranged a little demonstration, a No DQ match against opponents that specialize in brutality. If The Boss likes what he sees, we ask on behalf of our pupils not only to make the match... but to put the Number One Contendership for the Tag Titles on the line!"
Without further ado, Grunge introduces the opponents he arranged for this contest... The Heenan Family, led by the Merciless Meng!
The Thrillseekers and Public Enemy vs The Heenan Family(Meng, Bigelow, Shark and Morrus)! No Disqualifications! The No DQ nature of this match isn't immediately apparent, as Storm and Cage stick to their typical style of tagging in and out, alternating technical holds and flashy crowd-pleasing impact offense against Bigelow and Morrus. They clearly have the advantage... until Bigelow tags in Meng. The big monster absolutely batters Lance, using pure power to counter all his attempts at takedowns and shrugging off chops and kicks like they're nothing. A few power moves leave Storm totally out of it, and Meng stalks him looking for the Tongan Death Grip, but Public Enemy make the save with a double clothesline and double vertical suplex!
Christian seems almost confused that his teammates would just jump in and attack like that without being tagged in, so Johnny Grunge grabs him by the chin and starts shouting at him that this is No Disqualifications and it's time for them to stop screwing around and fight! Meng slowly recovers and Heenan orders him to tag Shark to make him the legal man and leave the ring. Meng is clearly unhappy by the order but follows it, and Shark comes in spoiling for a fight... but Grunge and Rock completely ignore him do a double suicide dive on Meng and Heenan!
As Public Enemy skirmish with the Merciless One, who clearly holds back trying to keep Heenan safe, Lance has recovered enough to make the tag to Christian, and tries to roll out of the ring. Surprisingly, his partner stops him and helps him to his feet. The Thrillseekers stand tall and call out the rest of Heenan family to an all-out brawl, and Bigelow and Morrus join Shark in the ring! There's a few seconds of hesitation, and then all five men launch into an all-out street fight!
Fists and kicks fly and the numbers game seems to be against the Faces as they're forced to their knees... until Christian takes out Bigelow with a low blow! The Thrillseekers take the advantage with only Shark and Morrus to deal with, and after laying them out they both go outside the ring, returning with a chair and a table! Lance clocks Morrus with the chair and throws him out of the ring, chasing after him to inflict more punishment, and Christian sets up the table then puts Shark through it face-first with the Showstopper! He kicks the broken wood out of his way and makes the cover to pick up the pinfall!
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All three Jameses are in Rick Rude's office. Brian James attempts to argue that the Thrillseeker's match earlier means nothing and their team still owns a win over them, so they shouldn't have to wrestle for the contendership. Rude says he's spoken to The Outsiders and Hennig, and the Flawless Diamonds are completely in favor of the match. Since the Thrillseekers impressed him the match is on with the Number One Contender slot on the line.
Winchester says he shouldn't be surprised the Commissioner is doing exactly what his leash-holders want, but Brian quickly shuts him up and leads his team out. Rude's look makes it clear the comment struck a nerve.
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Eddy Guerrero vs Perry Saturn for the TV Championship!. Ciclope, Psicosis and Saturn may not officially be a stable, but the fact that they're sharing their entrance music like one amuses the hell out of me. Similarly, thank god Eddy stopped sharing entrance music with his brother and nephew, he's clearly a main-eventer in the making. Anyway, this match was high-octane right out of the gate! The two men lock up and jockey for position, trying for an early suplex. Saturn actually wins out with a nice Pumphandle, and from there continues to target Eddy's shoulder and arm for a future Rings of Saturn. Eddy fights back by acrobatically flipping out of an arm twist and nailing an enziguri, then uses his good arm to lock in a cloverleaf! But with only one arm, he can't keep Saturn from dragging over to the ropes.
Business picks up as Saturn and Eddy both work the ropes, and Saturn dodges a rolling kick and hits a flying crossbody... which Eddy rolls through and turns into a cradle pin! 1, 2, KICK OUT! Saturn retaliates with a Russian leg sweep and climbs the ropes to shockingly pull our a springboard moonsault! He hooks the leg, 1, 2... 2.9! KICK OUT! Saturn can't believe he didn't earn the three, and positions Eddy for the Rings... and locks it in!
Eddy screams in agony as his wounded shoulder and arm are torqued relentlessly, but he refuses to tap out, and slowly rotates his lower body closer... his hand shakes as he resists the urge to submit... his leg gets closer.... and gets the rope break!
Saturn is completely stunned as he releases the hold, unsure of what he can do to put Eddy down. He picks Eddy up off the mat, and preps for another suplex... but Eddy blocks and lands a Vertical using his good arm! He spins his legs around to get back up, and lands a second! And then a third, the full Three Amigos! Eddy's face shows iron determination as he crawls his way up the turnbuckle, signals the crowd, and delivers the Frog Splash! 1, 2...3! Eddy retains the Television Championship.
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Dusty Rhodes interviews Bobby Heenan, who is irate. Dusty asks if the earlier match casts doubt on his challenge to Rick Steiner, but Heenan says all the earlier match casts doubt on is whether the rest of his men are anything but a hinderance to Meng. "Meng was never in any danger during the match and brutalized any man he got his hands on, it was Bigelow, Shark and Morrus who failed to follow up! Believe me, when Meng meets Rick Steiner, he won't have anyone holding him back!"
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In the ring, it's the Eric Bischoff Show! Elegant Eric's guest this week is The Giant! Bischoff has just one question: "Now, we all know you're not as smart as me, Big G, because nobody is. But Hulk Hogan has put away men who claim to be Giants for decades! What ARE you thinking?"" Giant says that he'd never compare himself to the likes of those Hogan crushed on his way to the top. He may be the World's Largest Athlete, but men like Andre were larger than life. ""That being said, I've got one advantage over all those Giants of the past. The Hulk Hogan I'm fighting now isn't really Hulk Hogan. One year ago, I was there when he snapped. When he turned on Randy Savage in our title match at last year's Slamboree, the man I grew up watching disappeared. And And the thing left in his place is so consumed by anger and fear and delusion, he can't even hear the boos of the Hulkamaniacs he betrayed. Beating Hulk Hogan is almost impossible. But beating whatever he left behind? That, I can do.""
Eric cuts to the phone lines, and surprisingly the first caller is not an insult or a toilet flush. "Hey, this is Terry from Florida. I was just wondering, if Mr. Giant thinks he's so great and Hulk Hogan has fallen so far from grace, why is it that he's spent so much of the past year looking like a chump? From WCW Champion to synonymous with failure seems like a much further fall to me than the fall from Hulk Hogan to 'crazy' Hulk Hogan. But hey, I'm no expert..."
Hulk Hogan suddenly appears from off-stage, a big grey brick of a cell phone in his hand! He continues his tirade through the speaker. "I'm just a legend the world over! Just a multi-time World Champion who's earned more money and won more title belts than any other man alive! Just the biggest icon in the history of professional wrestling! Just the creator of the ultimate force of nature, the greatest movement and philosophy since the dawn of man! That's right jack, I MADE HULKAMANIA, AND HULKAMANIA IS BIGGER THAN ANYTHING! EVEN THE 'WORLD'S LARGEST ATHLETE.' So, here's a question for your guest Mr. Bischoff! The same one I asked every arrogant little punk who even thought he was going to be the one to take me down. The question he's got to answer if he wants to beat me, and the question that every man I've asked before has failed! WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?!"
Hogan and Giant stare down... and The Hulkster hits him with the cell phone! The two start brawling, and Bischoff screams for security to save his precious set from the collision. A small army of uniformed men pull the two apart before too much damage is done, but Hogan gives Giant one last Big Point on his way to the back.
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Booker T finds Glacier and Hashimoto in the parking lot, enjoying the night air. He tells them he's looking for advice regarding the Yummy Mummy's attack since he knows from experience that Glacier is an expert on supernatural stuff. Glacier apologizes to Booker but says he knows nothing about that creature or why it might be after him.
Hashimoto suggest that in times of confusion and uncertainty, the best source of advice is often old friends. "In my experience, old friends are always either the best source of comfort...or the source of the problem itself." Booker thanks him for the advice, but on his way out mutters under his breath that he really hates freaks and mystics and should avoid them in the future.
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Raven and Madusa vs Los Guerreros (Hector and Chavo)!The Guerreros are clearly fired up at their shot to get revenge for the previous weeks of torture, but Raven of course has Madusa start the match and neither Guerrero seems to want to be the one who fights her. Ultimately Chavo elects to go in, and he asks her to tag out. She responds by kneeing him in the gut, putting his head between her legs and delivering a power bomb!
Madusa doesn't give Chavo an inch, dropping a couple of elbows and then mounting him to deliver a few humiliating slaps to his face, mocking him for underestimating her. Chavo responds by rolling her up, which earns a two-count, then running the ropes to deliver a missile drop kick! The two wrestle in earnest from that point forward, as Chavo maintains his momentum with a few suplexes, but Madusa comes back by delivering a backbreaker, and then hoists Chavo onto her shoulders to deliver the Twisted Sister! She looks for the Black Wing Suplex, but Chavo is able to grab the ropes despite his dizziness to block, and then hit a mule kick that gives him enough space to make the tag!
Hector does not hesitate in the slightest and locks Madusa into an abdominal stretch, showing his veteran instincts by exploiting the damage from Chavo's kick. Madusa grabs the ropes for a break and fights back with a few kick variants, but Hector continues to work her ribs with quick strikes and holds until finally an opportunity presents itself to lock in the Gory Special! Madusa screams in pain, fighting not to tap out... just long enough for Raven to illegally break up the move with a top rope dropkick! The heels hurry back to their corner and make the tag while Hector is still dazed, and Raven crushes all hope with a methodical beatdown far from Chavo's corner. Hector is soon defenseless, and as Raven puts him into position he tauntingly extends his victims limp arm toward Chavo... just before dropping him with the Evenflow. He hooks the leg and picks up the three.
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Backstage the Nation of Domination are holding a rally. Ron Simmons speaks to a bunch of nameless extras at a podium, hyping up Muhammad and Nelson who stand by his side. He says that the violence of the system is embodied by Team X-treme, and so they shall be rightfully crushed by the Nation's Righteous Fist. Simmons offers to take questions from the crowd, and the person he calls on asks "What is the Nation willing to do to win?"
Simmons confirms that they will do anything to win. "Are you saying you're willing to be... homicidal? Genocidal? Suicidal? Death-Defying? Because if you're not, I don't know how you can stop The Great Sabu." Simmons asks who this guy thinks he is, and the crowd parts to reveal The Great Sabu himself! Before the Nation can react, Sabu jumps off a conveniently placed chair and flies into Nelson and Muhammad, taking down both men! He bolts before Simmons can retaliate.
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Booker T defeats Dan "The Beast" Severn. There wasn't much too this match, as Booker spent much of his effort keeping his distance from The Beast so he could play to the crowd... and more importantly keep his eyes open for an attack from Yummy Mummy. Severn's efforts at grappling were largely wasted on Booker, as his natural agility and flexibility made countering basic holds easy.
Seeing his lack of progress Severn switched to striking, but Booker's kick-oriented offense quickly wore The Beast down while keeping him out of reach. Once the MMA Legend was fatigued, Booker gave him a few knees to the gut and face, and finished the job with the Scissor Kick to pick up the pinfall.
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In the catering room, Kid Rock is nursing a ham and cheese wrap when a stagehand in a ballcap walks by. The stagehand says "Better be careful Kid, I hear Kevin Nash makes a habit of beating down anyone he sees eating a wrap. Last thing you need is ANOTHER Diamond after you." Kid Rock snaps and starts clobbering the guy, saying "NOT THIS TIME PAGE! NOT THIS TIME!" Kid hits the Bullgod onto the concrete floor, then flips the hat off his assailant... but it's just a normal stage hand!
Kid is horrified at what he's done, and helps up his victim, calling for a trainer... until DDP crawls out from under the craft services table and nails him with a Diamond Cutter! DDP chuckles as he leaves both Kid and the stagehand passed out on the floor, and even takes Kid's wrap and chows down on his way out!
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King Steven Regal cuts a promo in the ring as we head into the main event! Regal saying that because of Lex Luger's brutal, unsportsmanlike behavior last week Kevin Nash cannot wrestle tonight. "As a stalwart ally to the Number One Contender, it falls to your king to join Scott Hall for tonight's Main Event. We ask nothing in return for this, for we are a magnanimous king and happy to share with those of equal stature. And on a personal note, after the so called Total Package's disgusting behavior, we consider it our duty as the ruler of WCW to take him to task. We only hope that the Flawless Diamonds organization appreciate what it means to have our good will. And perhaps one day, should we have need, you might see fit to provide a favor for us."
The Main Event: King Steven Regal and Scott Hall (w/ Kevin Nash at ringside) vs Lex Luger and Sting! Luger and Hall start off, and as usual the sleaziest Outsiders does everything he can to beg off from Luger's offense, countering attempts to grapple with snapmares and Irish whips into nasty clotheslines. The Total Package fights back with knife edge chops and the inverted atomic drop, which leads to Hall hiding behind the ref so he can take a breather. Luger is clearly agitated after seeing Hall's cowardly tactics week after week and tries to force his way around the ref... which naturally allows Hall to rake his eyes without being seen.
With Luger hurt, Hall gets more direct and vicious, hitting an exploder suplex and following up with a second rope diving knee strait into a sleeper hold. Luger fights for all he's worth, but Hall keeps the hold locked in... but rather than starting to fade, Luger only get angrier! He forces his way to his feet with Hall still trying to choke the life from him, and drags them both to his corner, making the tag from within the Sleeper!
Sting comes in hot and forces Hall off his partner so he can start unloading with big right hands and a whip into the corner for not one, but TWO Stinger Splashes! But as he winds up for the third, Hall nails him with an elbow to counter then dives toward his corner, his long arms allowing him to reach Steven Regal and make the tag! Regal and Sting immediately lock up and The King hits a big Belly-to-Belly Suplex into a series of elbow drops to the spine. Sting tries to fight back to his feet, but Regal unexpectedly goes strait for the Regal Stretch!
Sting refuses to tap, making a long, desperate crawl to the ropes... only for Regal to drag him back to the center of the ring and reapply the hold! Again Sting fights with every drop of strength he has left, and this time he forces the break. He drags himself back to his feet using the ropes as a ladder... only for Regal to schoolboy him the moment he finds his footing! The ref starts the count from an awkward angle, and Regal takes a handful of tights! 1, 2, 3! Regal secures a dirty pin over the Stinger!
Lex checks on Sting after the match, as Regal's legnthy submission maneuver left him badly hurt. Sensing weakness, Regal leads the Outsiders in a brutal attack, beating down the two Horsemen. Regal directs traffic, and the Tag Champs set up Luger and Sting for a simultaneous Jacknife and Outsider's Edge, but Ric Flair and WCW Champ Randy Savage run in to make the save!
The Nature Boy and the Macho Man are quick to drive off the three heels, as they are clearly in no mood to fight and Savage is swinging his title belt looking to cave in skulls. Flair checks on his stablemates, and Luger looks absolutely furious at being caught off guard. Savage climbs the turnbuckle and hoists the WCW Championship, sending a clear message to Nash that he is not intimidated. Both sides stare down as the camera's go dark.
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Great action this week but the midcard seems to be suffering a bit right now in terms of heat. Still, the main event more than saved it. I'd give this show a solid B-
Little formatting experiment this week. See if we can't make the show easy to browse results without having the matches just be 2-3 sentence summaries. Also, now incorporating entrance music to the write ups because stealing ECW's ideas is always fun.
Sanguinia fucked around with this message at 08:21 on Nov 3, 2014
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