Archeage Thread for Stable Normal People

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GreatestNerdEver: Aug 3, 2007

it is rather telling that the only people left in goon squad are a) pedo apologists or friends thereof, b) people that shouted STOP ASKING QUESTIONS SWEEP IT UNDER THE RUG and c) people who literally don't type or do anything

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:52

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Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

As the guild leader of Goon Squad West Aranjabanji, I can not join your new guild. I must support the people that need me.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:52

apseudonym: Feb 25, 2011

GreatestNerdEver posted:

it is rather telling that the only people left in goon squad are a) pedo apologists or friends thereof, b) people that shouted STOP ASKING QUESTIONS SWEEP IT UNDER THE RUG and c) people who literally don't type or do anything

I'm still in goon squad :smith:

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:53

Thunderbro: Sep 1, 2008

GreatestNerdEver posted:

it is rather telling that the only people left in goon squad are a) pedo apologists or friends thereof, b) people that shouted STOP ASKING QUESTIONS SWEEP IT UNDER THE RUG and c) people who literally don't type or do anything

Mission Accomplished :thumbsup:

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:53

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

OP has been amended with one of the new guilds and modifications made to others. Please let me know if you need any other guild information added (I'm looking at you Rude Dudes).

:wooper:

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:55

GlazedMcGuffin: Jan 26, 2004

Eonwe posted:

Everyone should join Kimsemus' guild.

Lol

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:55

Dexters Secret: Jun 19, 2014

GreatestNerdEver posted:

it is rather telling that the only people left in goon squad are a) pedo apologists or friends thereof, b) people that shouted STOP ASKING QUESTIONS SWEEP IT UNDER THE RUG and c) people who literally don't type or do anything

yes but how good are they at refining wool

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:55

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Dexters Secret posted:

yes but how good are they at refining wool

Well to meet the criteria under the Tatersyum regime they also have to be good at not talking about the past.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:57

LegionAreI: Nov 14, 2006; Lurk

Can one of you fine stable normal gentlemen please explain to me why these types of competitive sandbox games attract the most insufferable goddamn autists who are seemingly bent on making everyone around them miserable? I swear to god, I met more chill goons playing loving minecraft.

Please understand that for every pedo defender, alpha shitlord, and sperg emperor that show up creating cringe-inducing embarrassment comedy for you all to enjoy, there are probably 50 of us who at least mildly enjoy this terrible game and would like to have some sort of fairly large group that doesn't all loving hate each other. We would probably like to do silly poo poo like that cart blockade (that people seem to have loving ignored completely in order to sperg over fishing some more) and have fun in the game without having to be king turd of poopsock mountain in order to get anywhere.

I really had high hopes we'd be able to pull it around for next week but what's the point of doing anything when the guild is so fractured and the people who might have had a chance to catherd line idiots like me around get burnt out over stupid drama or kicked from the main guild. So we're not getting a castle probably - it's a little disappointing since we had a strong start but oh well!

Here's a hint: the entire key to get a lot of non-sperglord goons to actually do anything organized in a game is to make it fun. People will do a lot of dumb poo poo if they can get some laughs out of it and enjoy themselves with people they kinda know on the internet. Most people could give half a poo poo about drama if they have fun things to do.

Those of you who are actually organizing things that are fun, thank you - the naked run looks like a lot of fun (cross guild even!) and I hope people can make it.

For the others - I hope you realize that actual, physical yelling at each other about fishing in a terrible korean game is something that's really a little silly.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:57

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Eonwe posted:

Well to meet the criteria under the Tatersyum regime they also have to be good at not talking about the past.

Do you remember the last hour?

Yes?

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:58

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

LegionAreI posted:

Can one of you fine stable normal gentlemen please explain to me why these types of competitive sandbox games attract the most insufferable goddamn autists who are seemingly bent on making everyone around them miserable? I swear to god, I met more chill goons playing loving minecraft.

Please understand that for every pedo defender, alpha shitlord, and sperg emperor that show up creating cringe-inducing embarrassment comedy for you all to enjoy, there are probably 50 of us who at least mildly enjoy this terrible game and would like to have some sort of fairly large group that doesn't all loving hate each other. We would probably like to do silly poo poo like that cart blockade (that people seem to have loving ignored completely in order to sperg over fishing some more) and have fun in the game without having to be king turd of poopsock mountain in order to get anywhere.

I really had high hopes we'd be able to pull it around for next week but what's the point of doing anything when the guild is so fractured and the people who might have had a chance to catherd line idiots like me around get burnt out over stupid drama or kicked from the main guild. So we're not getting a castle probably - it's a little disappointing since we had a strong start but oh well!

Here's a hint: the entire key to get a lot of non-sperglord goons to actually do anything organized in a game is to make it fun. People will do a lot of dumb poo poo if they can get some laughs out of it and enjoy themselves with people they kinda know on the internet. Most people could give half a poo poo about drama if they have fun things to do.

Those of you who are actually organizing things that are fun, thank you - the naked run looks like a lot of fun (cross guild even!) and I hope people can make it.

For the others - I hope you realize that actual, physical yelling at each other about fishing in a terrible korean game is something that's really a little silly.

lol if people were yelling because they were mad about being ganked in a PVP game

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:58

plehsistential: Jan 29, 2012; death to all avatar havers

LegionAreI posted:

Can one of you fine stable normal gentlemen please explain to me why these types of competitive sandbox games attract the most insufferable goddamn autists who are seemingly bent on making everyone around them miserable? I swear to god, I met more chill goons playing loving minecraft.

Please understand that for every pedo defender, alpha shitlord, and sperg emperor that show up creating cringe-inducing embarrassment comedy for you all to enjoy, there are probably 50 of us who at least mildly enjoy this terrible game and would like to have some sort of fairly large group that doesn't all loving hate each other. We would probably like to do silly poo poo like that cart blockade (that people seem to have loving ignored completely in order to sperg over fishing some more) and have fun in the game without having to be king turd of poopsock mountain in order to get anywhere.

I really had high hopes we'd be able to pull it around for next week but what's the point of doing anything when the guild is so fractured and the people who might have had a chance to catherd line idiots like me around get burnt out over stupid drama or kicked from the main guild. So we're not getting a castle probably - it's a little disappointing since we had a strong start but oh well!

Here's a hint: the entire key to get a lot of non-sperglord goons to actually do anything organized in a game is to make it fun. People will do a lot of dumb poo poo if they can get some laughs out of it and enjoy themselves with people they kinda know on the internet. Most people could give half a poo poo about drama if they have fun things to do.

Those of you who are actually organizing things that are fun, thank you - the naked run looks like a lot of fun (cross guild even!) and I hope people can make it.

For the others - I hope you realize that actual, physical yelling at each other about fishing in a terrible korean game is something that's really a little silly.

no but you see fishing alliances in a korean video game affect me irl because

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:58

qnqnx: Nov 14, 2010

LegionAreI posted:

Can one of you fine stable normal gentlemen please explain to me why these types of competitive sandbox games attract the most insufferable goddamn autists who are seemingly bent on making everyone around them miserable? I swear to god, I met more chill goons playing loving minecraft.

Please understand that for every pedo defender, alpha shitlord, and sperg emperor that show up creating cringe-inducing embarrassment comedy for you all to enjoy, there are probably 50 of us who at least mildly enjoy this terrible game and would like to have some sort of fairly large group that doesn't all loving hate each other. We would probably like to do silly poo poo like that cart blockade (that people seem to have loving ignored completely in order to sperg over fishing some more) and have fun in the game without having to be king turd of poopsock mountain in order to get anywhere.

I really had high hopes we'd be able to pull it around for next week but what's the point of doing anything when the guild is so fractured and the people who might have had a chance to catherd line idiots like me around get burnt out over stupid drama or kicked from the main guild. So we're not getting a castle probably - it's a little disappointing since we had a strong start but oh well!

Here's a hint: the entire key to get a lot of non-sperglord goons to actually do anything organized in a game is to make it fun. People will do a lot of dumb poo poo if they can get some laughs out of it and enjoy themselves with people they kinda know on the internet. Most people could give half a poo poo about drama if they have fun things to do.

Those of you who are actually organizing things that are fun, thank you - the naked run looks like a lot of fun (cross guild even!) and I hope people can make it.

For the others - I hope you realize that actual, physical yelling at each other about fishing in a terrible korean game is something that's really a little silly.

The game is terrible and I'm here for the drama

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:59

Thunderbro: Sep 1, 2008

LegionAreI posted:

Can one of you fine stable normal gentlemen please explain to me why these types of competitive sandbox games attract the most insufferable goddamn autists who are seemingly bent on making everyone around them miserable? I swear to god, I met more chill goons playing loving minecraft.

Please understand that for every pedo defender, alpha shitlord, and sperg emperor that show up creating cringe-inducing embarrassment comedy for you all to enjoy, there are probably 50 of us who at least mildly enjoy this terrible game and would like to have some sort of fairly large group that doesn't all loving hate each other. We would probably like to do silly poo poo like that cart blockade (that people seem to have loving ignored completely in order to sperg over fishing some more) and have fun in the game without having to be king turd of poopsock mountain in order to get anywhere.

I really had high hopes we'd be able to pull it around for next week but what's the point of doing anything when the guild is so fractured and the people who might have had a chance to catherd line idiots like me around get burnt out over stupid drama or kicked from the main guild. So we're not getting a castle probably - it's a little disappointing since we had a strong start but oh well!

Here's a hint: the entire key to get a lot of non-sperglord goons to actually do anything organized in a game is to make it fun. People will do a lot of dumb poo poo if they can get some laughs out of it and enjoy themselves with people they kinda know on the internet. Most people could give half a poo poo about drama if they have fun things to do.

Those of you who are actually organizing things that are fun, thank you - the naked run looks like a lot of fun (cross guild even!) and I hope people can make it.

For the others - I hope you realize that actual, physical yelling at each other about fishing in a terrible korean game is something that's really a little silly.

you were never getting a castle :ssh:

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:59

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

qnqnx posted:

The game is terrible and I'm here for the drama

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:00

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Widestancer posted:

Do you remember the last hour?

Yes?

Rophypnol is the name of the super autist that runs the big Western alliance on Ollo.

How deep does this rabbit hole go?

Thunderbro posted:

you were never getting a castle

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:00

LegionAreI: Nov 14, 2006; Lurk

Thunderbro posted:

you were never getting a castle

But I could dream! (of course you're right)

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:01

Mercury_Storm: Jun 12, 2003; *chomp chomp chomp*

I have started a new guild <Fans of Roman Polanski>, remaining Goon Squid members are welcome to join and get arrested in Poland.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:02

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Mercury_Storm posted:

I have started a new guild <Fans of Roman Polanski>, remaining Goon Squid members are welcome to join and get arrested in Poland.

How much wool do I have to produce a month? This is important.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:02

GreatestNerdEver: Aug 3, 2007

apseudonym posted:

I'm still in goon squad

so my point stands?

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:05

qnqnx: Nov 14, 2010

The guild game here has reached the point where it could be compared to Europe circa the assassination of Franz Ferdinand

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:05

Fauxtool: Oct 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mercury_Storm posted:

I have started a new guild <Fans of Roman Polanski>, remaining Goon Squid members are welcome to join and get arrested in Poland.

ill need pics of your most eligible members before i decide to join

Really the best outcome would be if everyone rerolled east as "The Real Goon Squad"

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:06

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Chaos Reigns

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:09

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

to quote butterfinger from a song of thrones: chaos is a larder

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:11

Sizup: Nov 25, 2008

The guild could withstand a pedophile coverup, but the sanctity of the fishing is where the line had to be drawn.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:14

Mercury_Storm: Jun 12, 2003; *chomp chomp chomp*

Fauxtool posted:

ill need pics of your most eligible members before i decide to join

http://www.imdb.com/list/ls000021488/

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:15

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Sizup posted:

The guild could withstand a pedophile coverup, but the sanctity of the fishing is where the line had to be drawn.

it is called catch and release

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:15

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Third World Reggin posted:

it is called catch and release

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:15

surfacelevelspeck: Oct 1, 2008; communism's sleepiest soldier

Widestancer, could you edit the OP to remove CTS' information and instead use a link to the PGS thread? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3521554
MMO HMO has no paywall and one of the mumble rules is to not post their information in a public place.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:17

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Syndlig posted:

Widestancer, could you edit the OP to remove CTS' information and instead use a link to the PGS thread? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3521554
MMO HMO has no paywall and one of the mumble rules is to not post their information in a public place.

Of course! Thanks for the link. Updating it now.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:19

apseudonym: Feb 25, 2011

GreatestNerdEver posted:

so my point stands?

Your words hurt me.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:19

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Widestancer posted:

Of course! Thanks for the link. Updating it now.

It is done.

Third World Reggin posted:

it is called catch and release

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:21

Deutsch Nozzle: Mar 29, 2008; #1 Macklemore fan

First GOONFLEET propaganda image:

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:24

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

The hilarious thing is that by Taters kicking Kimsemus, presumably over the fishing pact that he didn't violate, he now has a guild name with Goon in it and he can attack fishers without a pact period. Way to ruin your own pact you dipshits.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:25

Fauxtool: Oct 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

hah those fishermen are getting hosed, are you asking for protection money first or just wrecking them?

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:26

Axel Serenity: Sep 27, 2002

Operation: Pirates Evicting Dumb Overweight Spergs has begun

Taters lied fishers died

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:27

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Also I'm going to go gently caress with green fishermen now and attack them "as a goon squad ally."

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:28

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

So it begins.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:28

Kimsemus: Dec 4, 2013; by Reene; Toilet Rascal

Fauxtool posted:

hah those fishermen are getting hosed, are you asking for protection money first or just wrecking them?

No pacts, no protection. Only tears.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:29

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Ruzihm: Aug 11, 2010; Group up and push mid, proletariat!

Eonwe posted:

The hilarious thing is that by Taters kicking Kimsemus, presumably over the fishing pact that he didn't violate, he now has a guild name with Goon in it and he can attack fishers without a pact period. Way to ruin your own pact you dipshits.

This is really the best thing

# ? Oct 31, 2014 06:30

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