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Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Eonwe posted:

The hilarious thing is that by Taters kicking Kimsemus, presumably over the fishing pact that he didn't violate, he now has a guild name with Goon in it and he can attack fishers without a pact period. Way to ruin your own pact you dipshits.

This is really the best thing

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apseudonym
Feb 25, 2011

Hello I am the official Goon Squad Sustainable Fishing Diplomat.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
If you want an invite to GOONFLEET message Vekraken ingame and I'll get you in. I'll be sticking here unless the main guild somehow cleans up its act, which sure as hell isn't happening with Tater running around.

Eonwe posted:

The hilarious thing is that by Taters kicking Kimsemus, presumably over the fishing pact that he didn't violate, he now has a guild name with Goon in it and he can attack fishers without a pact period. Way to ruin your own pact you dipshits.

Yeah really if you thought Kimsemus was "goonfucking" before you're in for a rude awakening because now he can sink whoever he wants whenever he wants. And it doesn't matter how few of us there are because goon fishers literally never loving defend themselves.

I'm half tempted to try cruising around solo and seeing if I can catch anyone.

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
Toilet Rascal
FYI all goons that wish for amnesty are welcome with GOONFLEET (Unless you're an unrepentant heretic). Even if you were being a bad because you were blinded by greed or fish hate, we rule by the most just laws -- the laws of the kangaroo court.

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002

apseudonym posted:

Hello I am the official Goon Squad Sustainable Fishing Diplomat.


Guardian of the High Seas indeed!

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Kimsemus posted:

FYI all goons that wish for amnesty are welcome with GOONFLEET (Unless you're an unrepentant heretic). Even if you were being a bad because you were blinded by greed or fish hate, we rule by the most just laws -- the laws of the kangaroo court.

hey, hey, hey you



click that

w1ntermute
Jan 6, 2005
A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous, got me?

Fauxtool posted:

ill need pics of your most eligible members before i decide to join

Really the best outcome would be if everyone rerolled east as "The Real Goon Squad"

Holy poo poo this is a good idea.

GlazedMcGuffin
Jan 26, 2004
There are how many goon splinters now? 6?

Deutsch Nozzle
Mar 29, 2008

#1 Macklemore fan
archeage delivers amusement that isn't even part of the client. what a great game

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
I haven't laughed this much at a game since WoW's first skeleton raid. Never quit, Archeage.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


GlazedMcGuffin posted:

There are how many goon splinters now? 6?

Goon Squad
Something Lawlful
Too East Too Furrious
Wicked
GOONFLEET
More Money than Sense
Forestcrow
Customer Support
Rude Dudes
Valor


did i miss any

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Flavahbeast posted:

Goon Squad
Something Lawlful
Too East Too Furrious
Wicked
GOONFLEET
More Money than Sense
Forestcrow
Customer Support
Rude Dudes
Valor


did i miss any

You forgot to put VALOR #1

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar
TETF has disbanded

I better see some sort of organized lot when I get out of work tomorrow.
You guys still need to help get me a farm wagon so I can move pies to my sweet bungalow I bought with Cinderstone Fellowship packs

Been playing hardmode all this loving time as a songcraft/secondary healer doing only trading.


Edit: Organization idea:
How about we just start the focused guilds now instead of when we get a castle/faction and be a giant goon alliance?
You don't have to like your allies, but you don't gotta talk to them all day either. Goons genuinely help goons so things will continue as normal but with more organized drama.

ThndrShk2k fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Oct 31, 2014

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Goon Squad under new management, yet again. Good leaders finally though.

Werkwerk
Dec 23, 2003
Fat.
Goon cleansing shall now begin!

apseudonym
Feb 25, 2011

Kimsemus posted:

FYI all goons that wish for amnesty are welcome with GOONFLEET (Unless you're an unrepentant heretic). Even if you were being a bad because you were blinded by greed or fish hate, we rule by the most just laws -- the laws of the kangaroo court.

Hello, as the official Goon Squad Fishing Diplomat here is the rules I have come up with along with my fellow Fishing Diplomats:
1. Don't fish
2. Don't allow pubbies to destroy the environment
3. Remember that fish are at least 18k, so they're all legal.

tia.

Umbreon
May 21, 2011
Boy howdy it looks like I picked a really good time to decide to become a pirate

apseudonym
Feb 25, 2011


Uh oh, Valor is mad at me, and I'm going to be in trouble? :ohdear:

Umbreon
May 21, 2011

apseudonym posted:


Uh oh, Valor is mad at me, and I'm going to be in trouble? :ohdear:


Is this going on now? I'm going to just run in there and start attacking anyone without goon in their guild name.

e: that was a bad idea because I forgot I had like 200 crime points, whoops

Umbreon fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Oct 31, 2014

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Flavahbeast posted:

Goon Squad
Something Lawlful
Too East Too Furrious
Wicked
GOONFLEET
More Money than Sense
Forestcrow
Customer Support
Rude Dudes
Valor


did i miss any

Ill be starting "ObamaCare"

Ill hand out money stolen from the labor of others and only give it to people that dont deserve it (goons)

ragnoxiii
Aug 24, 2006

Flavahbeast posted:

Goon Squad
Something Lawlful
Too East Too Furrious
Wicked
GOONFLEET
More Money than Sense
Forestcrow
Customer Support
Rude Dudes
Valor


did i miss any

<Hold My Pole>

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ragnoxiii posted:

<Hold My Pole>

"our little secret"

Bait and Swatch
Sep 5, 2012

Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread


*Kismensus and a few other goons are in the ring, finishing a speech to the crowd about the benefits of turning in your homework on time, not smoking and eating healthy*


*Flash of Light*


J.R.: It's Tatersyum! Tatersyum is headed to the ring!



Jerry "The King" Lawler: Kismensus and the other Goons don't see him!



*Tatersyum attacks Kismensus with a chair*


J.R.: HE ALMOST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF!!!


*Tatersyum begins fighting with the other Goons in the ring*
Jerry "The King" Lawler: IT'S SCT, DOUBLESTEP AND BFM, THEY ARE COMING OUT OF THE CROWD.
*Tatersyum, SCT, Doublestep and BFM beat down the other Goons in the ring*



*Crowd begins to boo, SCT grabs the microphone*
SCT: DID YOU THINK THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN?! WE HAVE RETURNED TO SAVE YOU ALL!
BFM and Doublestep (In unison): Did you think we wouldn't be back! Auroria is next week!



*Crowd begins to chant "Feels, Feels, Feels"



J.R.: The crowd wants the Imp Zone!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Not the Imp Zone! Oh, this will end badly!


*Tatersyum grabs the microphone from SCT*
Tatersyum: I am... THE PUPPET MASTER!!!
*Tatersyum, SCT, Doublestep and BFM leave the ring*



J.R.: This is madness! Where are the police, where are the paramedics?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: The police? There are no police, we aren't even in America!



J.R.: But October was over, it was supposed to be quiet!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: We were only 1 day away, oh this is bad.



*Kismensus and a few other goons begin to rise off the mat and walk out of the ring*
Jerry "The King" Lawler: They are getting up!



J.R.: They are out for blood! There will be hell to pay in November! Hell to pay!

Ridinspinnaz
Jan 29, 2009

apseudonym posted:


Uh oh, Valor is mad at me, and I'm going to be in trouble? :ohdear:

You truly are a guardian of the high seas.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
New guild leader actually taking a stance and telling people they're being loving idiots. Maybe there is hope for Goon Squad afterall.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I enjoyed that very much, thank you BaS.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




hyung posted:

Just got into this game. Seems to me like healer classes are pretty worthless and that I should just roll an archer like everyone else?

Healers are critical in certain situations. Healers are hard to level up, and basically useless in solo PVE. Healers are bad at healing unless they have a healing weapon, and if they have a healing weapon the suck at everything except healing. It is more of a nuisance than being archer #346.

So you want to be a healer:

    1. Pick a DPS class as your first tree: archery, sorcery, or battlerage.

    2. Pick a support class that works well with your DPS class as your second tree. Defence, witchcraft, auramancy, etc, whatever floats your boat.

    3. Pick Vitalism as your third class. Vitalism is the most important class for healers. Most Vitalism skills require a healing club to not suck, so you won't actually be putting many points into at all for now. (You can reroll skills at will for a small fee.)

    4. Now you can level up easily overachieving dumb quests. When you reach 50, you will have level 50 vitalism, so all you need to be a decent healer is a healing club. So you can switch between healer and DPS whenever you want.

    5. Level up other classes you like. If you want to be a Cleric or a Templar or whatever, level those up. You are already a decent healer, but some skills are better healer support than other. If you still have Quest lines to finish, which you should, you can keep just your 1 DPS skill to mow down mobs, and level up your other two healer support skills.

That shouldn't be too painful, and you'll be able to switch between precious healer and DPS at will.

Bait and Swatch
Sep 5, 2012

Join me, Comrades
In the Star Citizen D&D thread

Charles Bukowski posted:

I enjoyed that very much, thank you BaS.

When I can't find the words, I turn to lovely internet pictures and childhood wrestling memories.

Dr. Kayak Paddle
May 10, 2006

Charles Bukowski posted:

I enjoyed that very much, thank you BaS.

apseudonym
Feb 25, 2011

Bait and Swatch posted:



*Kismensus and a few other goons are in the ring, finishing a speech to the crowd about the benefits of turning in your homework on time, not smoking and eating healthy*


*Flash of Light*


J.R.: It's Tatersyum! Tatersyum is headed to the ring!



Jerry "The King" Lawler: Kismensus and the other Goons don't see him!



*Tatersyum attacks Kismensus with a chair*


J.R.: HE ALMOST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF!!!


*Tatersyum begins fighting with the other Goons in the ring*
Jerry "The King" Lawler: IT'S SCT, DOUBLESTEP AND BFM, THEY ARE COMING OUT OF THE CROWD.
*Tatersyum, SCT, Doublestep and BFM beat down the other Goons in the ring*



*Crowd begins to boo, SCT grabs the microphone*
SCT: DID YOU THINK THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN?! WE HAVE RETURNED TO SAVE YOU ALL!
BFM and Doublestep (In unison): Did you think we wouldn't be back! Auroria is next week!



*Crowd begins to chant "Feels, Feels, Feels"



J.R.: The crowd wants the Imp Zone!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Not the Imp Zone! Oh, this will end badly!


*Tatersyum grabs the microphone from SCT*
Tatersyum: I am... THE PUPPET MASTER!!!
*Tatersyum, SCT, Doublestep and BFM leave the ring*



J.R.: This is madness! Where are the police, where are the paramedics?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: The police? There are no police, we aren't even in America!



J.R.: But October was over, it was supposed to be quiet!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: We were only 1 day away, oh this is bad.



*Kismensus and a few other goons begin to rise off the mat and walk out of the ring*
Jerry "The King" Lawler: They are getting up!



J.R.: They are out for blood! There will be hell to pay in November! Hell to pay!


:911:

plehsistential
Jan 29, 2012

death to all avatar havers

Bait and Swatch posted:



*Kismensus and a few other goons are in the ring, finishing a speech to the crowd about the benefits of turning in your homework on time, not smoking and eating healthy*


*Flash of Light*


J.R.: It's Tatersyum! Tatersyum is headed to the ring!



Jerry "The King" Lawler: Kismensus and the other Goons don't see him!



*Tatersyum attacks Kismensus with a chair*


J.R.: HE ALMOST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF!!!


*Tatersyum begins fighting with the other Goons in the ring*
Jerry "The King" Lawler: IT'S SCT, DOUBLESTEP AND BFM, THEY ARE COMING OUT OF THE CROWD.
*Tatersyum, SCT, Doublestep and BFM beat down the other Goons in the ring*



*Crowd begins to boo, SCT grabs the microphone*
SCT: DID YOU THINK THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN?! WE HAVE RETURNED TO SAVE YOU ALL!
BFM and Doublestep (In unison): Did you think we wouldn't be back! Auroria is next week!



*Crowd begins to chant "Feels, Feels, Feels"



J.R.: The crowd wants the Imp Zone!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Not the Imp Zone! Oh, this will end badly!


*Tatersyum grabs the microphone from SCT*
Tatersyum: I am... THE PUPPET MASTER!!!
*Tatersyum, SCT, Doublestep and BFM leave the ring*



J.R.: This is madness! Where are the police, where are the paramedics?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: The police? There are no police, we aren't even in America!



J.R.: But October was over, it was supposed to be quiet!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: We were only 1 day away, oh this is bad.



*Kismensus and a few other goons begin to rise off the mat and walk out of the ring*
Jerry "The King" Lawler: They are getting up!



J.R.: They are out for blood! There will be hell to pay in November! Hell to pay!


:pusheen:

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

Bait and Swatch posted:



*Kismensus and a few other goons are in the ring, finishing a speech to the crowd about the benefits of turning in your homework on time, not smoking and eating healthy*


*Flash of Light*


J.R.: It's Tatersyum! Tatersyum is headed to the ring!



Jerry "The King" Lawler: Kismensus and the other Goons don't see him!



*Tatersyum attacks Kismensus with a chair*


J.R.: HE ALMOST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF!!!


*Tatersyum begins fighting with the other Goons in the ring*
Jerry "The King" Lawler: IT'S SCT, DOUBLESTEP AND BFM, THEY ARE COMING OUT OF THE CROWD.
*Tatersyum, SCT, Doublestep and BFM beat down the other Goons in the ring*



*Crowd begins to boo, SCT grabs the microphone*
SCT: DID YOU THINK THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN?! WE HAVE RETURNED TO SAVE YOU ALL!
BFM and Doublestep (In unison): Did you think we wouldn't be back! Auroria is next week!



*Crowd begins to chant "Feels, Feels, Feels"



J.R.: The crowd wants the Imp Zone!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Not the Imp Zone! Oh, this will end badly!


*Tatersyum grabs the microphone from SCT*
Tatersyum: I am... THE PUPPET MASTER!!!
*Tatersyum, SCT, Doublestep and BFM leave the ring*



J.R.: This is madness! Where are the police, where are the paramedics?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: The police? There are no police, we aren't even in America!



J.R.: But October was over, it was supposed to be quiet!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: We were only 1 day away, oh this is bad.



*Kismensus and a few other goons begin to rise off the mat and walk out of the ring*
Jerry "The King" Lawler: They are getting up!



J.R.: They are out for blood! There will be hell to pay in November! Hell to pay!

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
I picked a good time to decide to log in and keep leveling.

Kild
Apr 24, 2010

Bait and Swatch posted:



*Kismensus and a few other goons are in the ring, finishing a speech to the crowd about the benefits of turning in your homework on time, not smoking and eating healthy*


*Flash of Light*


J.R.: It's Tatersyum! Tatersyum is headed to the ring!



Jerry "The King" Lawler: Kismensus and the other Goons don't see him!



*Tatersyum attacks Kismensus with a chair*


J.R.: HE ALMOST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF!!!


*Tatersyum begins fighting with the other Goons in the ring*
Jerry "The King" Lawler: IT'S SCT, DOUBLESTEP AND BFM, THEY ARE COMING OUT OF THE CROWD.
*Tatersyum, SCT, Doublestep and BFM beat down the other Goons in the ring*



*Crowd begins to boo, SCT grabs the microphone*
SCT: DID YOU THINK THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN?! WE HAVE RETURNED TO SAVE YOU ALL!
BFM and Doublestep (In unison): Did you think we wouldn't be back! Auroria is next week!



*Crowd begins to chant "Feels, Feels, Feels"



J.R.: The crowd wants the Imp Zone!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Not the Imp Zone! Oh, this will end badly!


*Tatersyum grabs the microphone from SCT*
Tatersyum: I am... THE PUPPET MASTER!!!
*Tatersyum, SCT, Doublestep and BFM leave the ring*



J.R.: This is madness! Where are the police, where are the paramedics?
Jerry "The King" Lawler: The police? There are no police, we aren't even in America!



J.R.: But October was over, it was supposed to be quiet!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: We were only 1 day away, oh this is bad.



*Kismensus and a few other goons begin to rise off the mat and walk out of the ring*
Jerry "The King" Lawler: They are getting up!



J.R.: They are out for blood! There will be hell to pay in November! Hell to pay!

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
I wish I'd stayed in goon squad for this. Just so I could say I was kicked during the Night of the Goon Knives.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Angela Christine posted:

Healers are hard to level up, and basically useless in solo PVE.

Roll a Caretaker (Defense, Songcraft, Vitalism) when you hit level ten. Basic rotation is Startling Strain, Critical Discord, Critical Discord, Critical Discord, Critical Discord.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
that sounds like a painful class to play. still it beats the weak poo poo when vitalism is your dps. My first character was vit+witch+defense or something equally stupid

I did not last long before rerolling

Anarkii
Dec 30, 2008
There's no reason to level up like that. Play a fun class which does decent in solo pve and pvp. For leveling healers @ 50, just use vocation pots and labor pots and craft your way to Archemaster

Phosphia
Jan 29, 2013

Oh you.. :>
It's not that painful to spam Critical Discord. At least not once you figure out that you should be using a staff :v:

Hopefully you do that before I did.

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Ihki
Dec 28, 2005
Hiik
The zealotry of the whole pedophile war thing just weirds me out, but this is embarrassingly fun to watch. With way too many goon rushed new car smell MMOs to my name, I don't think I've ever been a part of a huge goon guild that didn't turn out to have more or less deranged leaders.

Take it as it comes, what else is there to get excited about?



(except fishing :coolfish:)

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