Bwee posted:

drilldo squirt posted:

I can't wait for death byob.

dogcrash truther posted:

whhops

pig slut lisa posted:

my internet comes in a 6 pack. i crack the top and pour it intto my harddrive. the internet flies across the seafloor to indonesia on an electirc wire 100 metres round. it costs $56.99 AUD per annum per month and i don't care. when i game on the internet i show the people. i show them what i know and what i do. i am the feckin beast.

FutonForensic posted:

put it down please

Bo-Pepper posted:

this thread that's not from this forum but click the link it's a funny link to click and subsequently read

Bo-Pepper posted:

this thread that's not from this forum but click the link it's a funny link to click and subsequently read

dogcrash truther posted:

Please do not post bad posts here, or posts from other forums.

GEExCEE posted:

alnilam posted:

bo pepper's post about how we should read that thread, was made in byob, and is worthy of the goldmine

Bo-Pepper posted:

this thread that's not from this forum but click the link it's a funny link to click and subsequently read

kidfresca posted:

is john death common knowledge here?

dogcrash truther posted:

sort of, but he means something totally different

Salmiakki posted:

im afraid tehse are the ghosts of grown rear end men, who make their ooooown decisions

Full-Bodied Flavor posted:

if yospos is a self help forum why do you all still allow eachother post there?

Ectral posted:

i found a praying mantis baby cocoon who wants it



i think all the little bugs already crawled out of it but it scares me. its got some holes, bumps, dirt... still in good condition. who wants it

A Spider Covets posted:

idk why, this thread just makes me laugh really hard

i am he posted:

ectral is really great. i think that was his first thread too?

Salmiakki posted:

goldmine that btw

WindmillSlayer posted:

oh wait dont the op was good but the posts were realllllly bad.

ron color posted:

for fun, count who has the most posts in that thread

Arnold of Soissons posted:

pf s my d it ws @ yu its nt my bd to sy

Finn Pennywhistle posted:

tmfw you have really good opinions

GEExCEE posted:

what are the name of that guyw who does those reviews? i love them all and I forget his name

Pro Target posted:

actually, op, yospos is really cool and knowledgable about computers, which is a highly marketable skill in the modern marketplace, whereas sitting on your rear end anddposting in MSPAint My Avatar threads isnt

Pro Target posted:

The fact of the matter is: the economy would suffer without the effort sof my friends in the yospos forum... a group of very driven, very intelligent and individualistic people like myself. we all support the economy, though in actuality we are competing due to the principles of rational self interest. look it up if you ont understand. We add a shitload of value. where do you think all the apps came from? even this website was made by people like us.. maybe think next time you disparage the tech sector?

Pro Target posted:

being a yospos guy islike being in a secret club. its like being a freemason. you can go to any office and say 'i fwiggin luv da 219,.... yospos biatch' and they will instantly give you a job touching and helping computer

Pro Target posted:

being in yospos and being a yospos regular isn the exact same as being a freemason.

Pro Target posted:

theres an international fraternity... its the xoxohth of the computing world

Pro Target posted:

i want to fuc the pyramid on the bill

Einsteins Kegels posted:

did you play the new game yet?

yes, i played it after work. i was supposed to be with my family but i wasnt

my family watched me play the game after i got home from my job. i was impressed with the guns and the lights

i got 10 points during the first level. it was enjoyable

i remember getting an item and using it to defeat an enemy

my father is dying. i enjoy the game

i wish the game company would give us newer guns and swords

i want to see more lights in the game, and get more ways to score more points

i've accomplished all of the goals in the game and defeated the most powerful enemy

they're going to take my house. i stayed home from work to play the video game.

i'm having financial trouble as well. i'm being sued by a collection agency. i enjoyed the snow level when you have to defeat twelve enemies

i like to gather plenty of ammunition. it's part of my strategy. there's a terrible problem with my infant son's brain.

we should play online together sometime, against one another

we both have time for that

there are other things to worry about, but gaming is alright to do

it's pretty much fine to play video games. they're very expensive. i bought a videogame for sixty dollars. i can't pay my mortgage

i get stressed out when i don't game.

me too. i'll see on the game server

ok. we could have lots of fun

without a doubt. good bye for now.

goodbye

i am he posted:

ough im an adult. but my vocalization organs are much more developed so i can actually do specific engine sounds and have a lot more variation.

i am he posted:

me as a baby: vroooom here comes the, uh, regular plane

me now: vrrrrmm vrrrrmm *kzzcht* This is Air Traffic Control. Your Boeing model 747 is clear for landing. Things sure have changed since 9/11. Copy.

i am he posted:

baby: here's "normal car," "nondescript train," "regular boat," and "plane."

me: this is the sound of a Japanese model high speed rail system. Truly a miracle of modern engineering. Pairs well with Kimoto Sake and the food that they spray with fog machines.

dogcrash truther posted:

thread title: i still make the transportation sounds when i eat even th

WindmillSlayer posted:

my gender identity is antediluvian. its writen in the minds of dinosaurs

Hugh Malone posted:

Ectral posted:

Matthew Clark went on to remove his own sense of smell in December of 2015. It was the first step to becoming a robot, and more importantly, the first step to becoming the galaxy's greatest sex machine.

Ectral posted:

matt clark: i poo poo and piss into tubes that feed into my hydroponic garden. furthermore, for the ladies: if your secret region smells, which it does lol, buy this microchip an d put it in there. i loving love science.