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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer


The Falcons need to find out who this cop is and offer him a contract.

Gotta wrap up, man.

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Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"
Now I'm really interested in the context of that tho

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Ammanas posted:

Now I'm really interested in the context of that tho

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2014/02/10/cbs13-cameras-capture-dramatic-takedown-of-sacramento-suspect/

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

Haha that's my town. When COPS did an episode here a full half of the ep was SacPD writing tickets to black kids riding their bikes at night without headlamps.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Unless they filmed another one the other half of the episode was dealing with a cow that wandered into town.


Capital of California. My home town.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
poo poo sounds nice.

Goreld
May 8, 2002

"Identity Crisis" MurdererWild Guess Bizarro #1Bizarro"Me am first one I suspect!"

stubblyhead posted:

It sure looks that way, but according to their seating chart there's only two decks on that side of the field.

They don't sell upper deck tickets, even in sold out games. I've been to A's games that are completely packed but have a bunch of green decorations covering the unused seats on the top deck. Who the gently caress knows why, it's one of the many many stupid problems with O. Co.

Thirst Mutilator
Dec 13, 2008

Goreld posted:

They don't sell upper deck tickets, even in sold out games. I've been to A's games that are completely packed but have a bunch of green decorations covering the unused seats on the top deck. Who the gently caress knows why, it's one of the many many stupid problems with O. Co.

Apparently, it was an attempt to drive up pricing by limiting seat availability

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

Unless they filmed another one the other half of the episode was dealing with a cow that wandered into town.


Capital of California. My home town.

Sac is a pretty chill place and is fun to visit. You guys have some really nice cigar lounges.

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

Chilichimp posted:



The Falcons need to find out who this cop is and offer him a contract.

Gotta wrap up, man.

Excellent wrap up tackling form. The Eagles need him more they are allergic to tackling.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer


Bengals sideline during the Smith Sr. TD

The Bengals fullback (89) may be the whitest guy in the NFL.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Goreld posted:

They don't sell upper deck tickets, even in sold out games. I've been to A's games that are completely packed but have a bunch of green decorations covering the unused seats on the top deck. Who the gently caress knows why, it's one of the many many stupid problems with O. Co.

For the Raiders at least, it's so they don't have to sell as many tickets to avoid a blackout.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Eifert Posting posted:



Bengals sideline during the Smith Sr. TD

The Bengals fullback (89) may be the whitest guy in the NFL.

poo poo, he's not even the whitest guy playing for the Bengals.

Orgophlax
Aug 26, 2002


DangerKat posted:

For the Raiders at least, it's so they don't have to sell as many tickets to avoid a blackout.

thats now been struck down by the fcc

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



It's no Brady punt, but:

only temporary
Sep 3, 2006

Kalli posted:

It's no Brady punt, but:



Aren't you required to give the other team time to substitute players when you make a substitution?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



only temporary posted:

Aren't you required to give the other team time to substitute players when you make a substitution?

Yeah, that's why the ref was holding the spot.

Though they had been set for a few seconds, so I'm not sure how long you have to give them...

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Orgophlax posted:

thats now been struck down by the fcc

Like a month ago. NFL teams set their "sellable seats" before the season starts and with it if they are going to tarp poo poo off.

Not to mention the TV contracts are still private ones. The FCC ruling doesn't mean blackouts can't happen, they just remove any legal backing and open the door for stations not covered by the contracts to air games.

TyroneGoldstein
Mar 30, 2005

Kalli posted:

It's no Brady punt, but:



Bellichick is such a magnificent rear end in a top hat.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer



Impressive mascot-ing work right there.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Gfycat acting funny this morning for anyone else?

Anyway...

http://gfycat.com/LargeLimpingCreature
Fan takes picture instead of catching ball

http://gfycat.com/AnxiousParallelAstrangiacoral
Lynch is pretty amazing sometimes.

http://gfycat.com/MixedWelltodoGhostshrimp
Chiefs use a 'man down decoy' for a TD

http://gfycat.com/SaltyNaiveGrayling
Big dudes can still jump

http://gfycat.com/SilentPopularAnemonecrab
Dallas pick 6

http://gfycat.com/DifficultRichGnu
Vick and Reed hug it out


http://gfycat.com/CluelessPlushArachnid
Block FG and almost-run-back

http://gfycat.com/CanineRealHomalocephale
Isn't this how RG3 broke his ankle in the first place?

https://gfycat.com/SickExemplaryIndianelephant
Sweep the leg

http://gfycat.com/DismalCreativeEnglishpointer
The officials are the real winners here

https://vine.co/v/OOH5L1aa6Wx
This is a vine of a pretty impressive tip for the pick

http://gfycat.com/NextSpottedGrub
This is another tip drill for the pick 6, but this one is a one-man job


http://gfycat.com/NegligibleThankfulBrant
Look at his face!

http://gfycat.com/WellwornUnfitCaecilian
Gronk one-handed grab

http://gfycat.com/AppropriateAgonizingDikdik
Jets are on their 4th(?) QB, and this guy is just chuckin for a different team now



Cameras are expensive, that one looks broken

http://gfycat.com/AcceptableBitesizedAstrangiacoral
Get out of the way, I want to hit the tiny QB

http://gfycat.com/ThisSnoopyIndianringneckparakeet
Earl Thomas blindside hit on pick

http://gfycat.com/OrangeWearyAntlion
Suggs is a dick

http://gfycat.com/SparseJealousIndianpalmsquirrel
Just mash R2 on PS3


http://gfycat.com/BiodegradableSelfassuredDartfrog
:negative: C'mon Bridgewater
There are more, will do it later.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

No way I'm clicking all those links. Just embed the gifs.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

Deteriorata posted:

No way I'm clicking all those links. Just embed the gifs.

That's like 200MB of embedded gifs. No way I'm getting banned for your laziness.

Edit: Closer to 350MB of gifs actually. These are HD and some of them are like 20 seconds long.

Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Nov 3, 2014

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
Here are a bunch more GFY links.

http://gfycat.com/WideExcellentBichonfrise
GIF is 43MB of Carr almost getting his head twisted off.

http://gfycat.com/CooperativeThirdElk
17MB of niners guy mistiming his jump while attempting to block FG

http://gfycat.com/UntriedGleefulCanvasback
http://gfycat.com/SecondaryUnawareFluke
32MB and 20MB of Punter/Kicker double-teaming a guy in a shoving match.

http://gfycat.com/CavernousTeemingBongo
10MB Edelman almost getting his eye poked out by ref

http://gfycat.com/RapidVigilantFlies
4MB Money money money celebration not done by JFF

http://gfycat.com/PerfumedLeftIndianringneckparakeet
9MB Full Sherman int with guy getting creamed at the end

http://gfycat.com/FrankValidHarborporpoise
14MB Nice block by RB to save his QB's rear end

http://gfycat.com/PortlyYawningDragonfly
16MB Raiders block kick and fumble their way accidentally into the endzone

http://gfycat.com/EthicalCooperativeCygnet
16MB Steelers accidental 2pt conversion

http://gfycat.com/BlankAnchoredHoneybee
5MB Steve Smith Desean Jackson mouthy with a ballboy fan

166MB of non-embedded gifs. That would be insane and impossible to view on mobile devices. The GFY's are ~10MB total. Unless some Mod wants to tell me to direct-link them all and have over 500MB of embedded gifs in two posts....

Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Nov 3, 2014

MatildaTheHun
Aug 31, 2011

here's the thing donovan, I'm always hungry

Spermy Smurf posted:

http://gfycat.com/BlankAnchoredHoneybee
5MB Steve Smith mouthy with a ballboy or someone

That's DeSean Jackson, and he's yelling at a fan. Otherwise, thanks for the highlights.

wtftastic
Jul 24, 2006

"In private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools."

Spermy Smurf posted:

Gfycat acting funny this morning for anyone else?

Anyway...

http://gfycat.com/LargeLimpingCreature
Fan takes picture instead of catching ball

http://gfycat.com/AnxiousParallelAstrangiacoral
Lynch is pretty amazing sometimes.

http://gfycat.com/MixedWelltodoGhostshrimp
Chiefs use a 'man down decoy' for a TD

http://gfycat.com/SaltyNaiveGrayling
Big dudes can still jump

http://gfycat.com/SilentPopularAnemonecrab
Dallas pick 6

http://gfycat.com/DifficultRichGnu
Vick and Reed hug it out


http://gfycat.com/CluelessPlushArachnid
Block FG and almost-run-back

http://gfycat.com/CanineRealHomalocephale
Isn't this how RG3 broke his ankle in the first place?

https://gfycat.com/SickExemplaryIndianelephant
Sweep the leg

http://gfycat.com/DismalCreativeEnglishpointer
The officials are the real winners here

https://vine.co/v/OOH5L1aa6Wx
This is a vine of a pretty impressive tip for the pick

http://gfycat.com/NextSpottedGrub
This is another tip drill for the pick 6, but this one is a one-man job


http://gfycat.com/NegligibleThankfulBrant
Look at his face!

http://gfycat.com/WellwornUnfitCaecilian
Gronk one-handed grab

http://gfycat.com/AppropriateAgonizingDikdik
Jets are on their 4th(?) QB, and this guy is just chuckin for a different team now



Cameras are expensive, that one looks broken

http://gfycat.com/AcceptableBitesizedAstrangiacoral
Get out of the way, I want to hit the tiny QB

http://gfycat.com/ThisSnoopyIndianringneckparakeet
Earl Thomas blindside hit on pick

http://gfycat.com/OrangeWearyAntlion
Suggs is a dick

http://gfycat.com/SparseJealousIndianpalmsquirrel
Just mash R2 on PS3


http://gfycat.com/BiodegradableSelfassuredDartfrog
:negative: C'mon Bridgewater
There are more, will do it later.

Some of these are really good. Thanks for linking them so my computer doesn't poo poo itself.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen


Jesus

coolatronic
Nov 28, 2007
I appreciate the work you are doing here, Smurf. You are an A1+ gif-poster and fellow in my book.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

raminasi
Jan 25, 2005

a last drink with no ice

Spermy Smurf posted:

http://gfycat.com/EthicalCooperativeCygnet
16MB Steelers accidental 2pt conversion

What the hell was this play supposed to be? :psyduck:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

GrumpyDoctor posted:

What the hell was this play supposed to be? :psyduck:

Extra Point

Wing hosed up and didn't place the ball right

Mac Tonight
Mar 12, 2006

aw yeah tahts it man

Spermy Smurf posted:

http://gfycat.com/RapidVigilantFlies
4MB Money money money celebration not done by JFF

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

Spermy Smurf posted:


Cameras are expensive, that one looks broken

nah, it's fine. pro level body and L glass, you can drive those over with a truck, and a lot of people have. The only thing that broke there is the plastic lens hood.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Spermy Smurf posted:


http://gfycat.com/CanineRealHomalocephale
Isn't this how RG3 broke his ankle in the first place?



Nah, when he dislocated his ankle he scrambled right and threw on the move. In this one he rolled left and stopped, planted, before throwing. Smarter play by RG3. He also probably did it because he'd have to throw across his body on this throw so he needed to plant.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



coolatronic posted:

I appreciate the work you are doing here, Smurf. You are an A1+ gif-poster and fellow in my book.
Yeah you're good people. Can I request that you keep putting the filesize before the links? That helps a lot in deciding which ones I want to put on the frontpage for my fantasy league.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

Hazo posted:

Yeah you're good people. Can I request that you keep putting the filesize before the links? That helps a lot in deciding which ones I want to put on the frontpage for my fantasy league.

Those file sizes are the gif size. The gfy's are less than a tenth of that usually. I will do the file size thing from now on if it helps!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
My favorite part of the Steelers Ravens game, other than the Brown TD or 2 pt conversion

Look at the kicker and punter push that Raven around

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Hahaha I've never been more proud of Wing being an Aussie, getting into actual players faces and throwing 2pt conversions.

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx

BlindSite posted:

Hahaha I've never been more proud of Wing being an Aussie, getting into actual players faces and throwing 2pt conversions.

As an LSU fan I'm glad to see him on an NFL team, especially after all the awesome stuff he did in 2011. If Big Ben and James Harrison both retired tomorrow I would honestly consider grabbing a Wing jersey. :blush:

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Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Remember according to the precedent set by the 2012 Packers-Seahawks referees: If I'm holding a baby and you take it, it is now your baby.

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