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DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

http://gfycat.com/RespectfulBeautifulCrocodileskink

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
4 people popped on the last bellator card which from what i understand doubles their total fighters caught cheatin' with a single event

It was all weed-based except for one guy w/ elevated test

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
the invicta ring girls are wearing bunny ears and kitty ears to the weigh ins

Fatties so far:

Maria Hougaard Djursaa (148.6)
Maegan Goodwin (138.8)

hahahahahahah shannon knapp and julie kedzie kind of own



Yuriy fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Oct 31, 2014

Scrapez
Feb 27, 2004

Yuriy posted:

the invicta ring girls are wearing bunny ears and kitty ears to the weigh ins

Fatties so far:

Maria Hougaard Djursaa (148.6)

hahahahahahah shannon knapp and julie kedzie kind of own



I was like, what's with the woman on stage with the fake bald head and the "I love Conor" shirt on....OHHHHHH! That's pretty hilarious.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

philbaroni posted:

If this email is legit gently caress yeah I'll fight Wandy Silva NYE in Japan


:lol:

Yuriy posted:

hahahahahahah shannon knapp and julie kedzie kind of own



:lol: x2

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
MMAJunkie has a video with Miguel Torres talking a little bit about how he lost his way after he got a little bit of fame. Kind of sad because he was so good for a long time and he wasn't a contender at all once his division got big.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Scrapez posted:

I was like, what's with the woman on stage with the fake bald head and the "I love Conor" shirt on....OHHHHHH! That's pretty hilarious.

She's even wearing adidas kicks that's loving funny.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


DumbWhiteGuy posted:

MMAJunkie has a video with Miguel Torres talking a little bit about how he lost his way after he got a little bit of fame. Kind of sad because he was so good for a long time and he wasn't a contender at all once his division got big.

I remember during the lead-in to the Bowles fight he gave this speech that was almost exactly what Leben said before fighting Silva - "He's going to hit me, and I'll be like a dump truck, I'll just keep coming and he won't know what's happening". And then Bowles hit him. And he fell over. And Torres had no idea what happened.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Julie Kedzie does a bad Joe Silva imo

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Yuriy posted:

4 people popped on the last bellator card which from what i understand doubles their total fighters caught cheatin' with a single event

It was all weed-based except for one guy w/ elevated test

The report I read was two of the weed guys also had elevated T.

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

MassRafTer posted:

The report I read was two of the weed guys also had elevated T.

quote:

Bellator 127 Post-Fight Drug Test Failures
Newport Beach, Calif. (October 31, 2014) – Bellator 127 from Southern California’s Pechanga Resort and Casino saw four Bellator fighters fail their post-fight drug screenings under the California State Athletic Commission. All 22 fighters that took part in Bellator 127 were drug tested post-fight. The four fighters who tested positive can be found below:

Keith Berry – Elevated testosterone levels, marijuana.

Nick Moghaddam – Elevated testosterone levels, marijuana.

Rob Emerson – Designer performance enhancer (Modafinil)

Fernando Gonzalez - Marijuana


"I want to make very clear that under new management, Bellator will simply not stand for performance enhancing drugs inside our cage,” Bellator President Scott Coker said. “We fully support the California State Athletic Commission in their process, and standby any disciplinary action handed out by Commissioner Andy Foster and the CSAC. Fans, media and our athletes need to have a clear understanding that drug use will simply not be tolerated by Bellator."

To be fair to Emerson everyone who watched Grove-M'Pumbu qualified for a modafinil TUE.

Ogantai fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Nov 1, 2014

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
remember when miguel torres did some kind of quick fire video interview thing where he copied the answers to the questions word for word from frank shamrock

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Someone at work said the guy who got popped for just weed got a $150 dollar fine hahaha

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Ogantai posted:

To be fair to Emerson everyone who watched Grove-M'Pumbu qualified for a modafinil TUE.

Does anyone know the details of what Bellators tests are like? Are they as extreme as the UFC'S?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

willie_dee posted:

Does anyone know the details of what Bellators tests are like? Are they as extreme as the UFC'S?

When they run in a state with a real commission sometimes that commission tests.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
http://www.cbssports.com/video/player/titan-mma

We are liveeeee

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
Commentary tonight is Jason Brilz & Firas since Bonnar has a fight in 2 weeks.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Yuriy posted:

Commentary tonight is Jason Brilz & Firas since Bonnar has a fight in 2 weeks.

I was wondering who not-Firas was

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


As in tristar Firas?

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

CommonShore posted:

As in tristar Firas?

Yup, he's one of the regular commentators for TitanFC

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


vcool. he was saying some interesting stuff during that first fight about 3rd round strategy. Unfortunately buddy seems to have followed his advice and then lost the decision.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
The commentary said that the first fight was a robbery but I could just not give a gently caress about that fight, dull as poo poo

The second one was cool and proved ATT > Chute Boxe

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Oh man mullet v dreadlocks.

e. two hybrids up now.

Brock "Lesnar and Keith" Jardine vs Steve "The Creepy Weasel" Montgomery. The latter looks like a mix if Ian "Uncle Creepy" McCall and Darryl "The Mongoose" Montague, in addition to his mixed nickname.

CommonShore fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Nov 1, 2014

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

CommonShore posted:

Oh man mullet v dreadlocks.

They just had a discussion on mullets and how any one who has one is not gonna be alright up in the head and is scary as a result

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
the guy with a mullet and fighting against brock jardine is nicknamed "the creepy weasel"

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Today I learned that mullets impart improved chins.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

CommonShore posted:

Today I learned that mullets impart improved chins.

and that lifting pianos is the best strength training, thanks firas

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Going down to a knee is appropriate for a Brock and being left in a heap is also appropriate for a Jardine. All is right in the b leagues.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
ilu creepy weasel

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
he just put on a ragged flannel cutaway vest after he ko'd a guy.

i love this guy

i am a creepy weasel fan

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Yuriy posted:

he just put on a ragged flannel cutaway vest after he ko'd a guy.

i love this guy

i am a creepy weasel fan

7-2 with a win over Colton Smith, and a 5-fight streak, it seems. We'll probably see him in the UFC soon, given that he KTFO a ufc veteran.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
holy poo poo scott barrett's tale of the tape picture looks fat

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Yuriy posted:

holy poo poo scott barrett's tale of the tape picture looks fat

Firas said over 500 pounds of muscle and bone

No way either of these dudes have much muscle.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Thanks for posting this B league stuff, never would of seen it otherwise.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
holy poo poo this is sloppy and kind of amazing

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
that was a loving robbery

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
main card is on, also i just saw a man punched so hard he did a goddamn mma-pirouette

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I wish they'd show more replays. I only kinda half saw the side choke, but that KO there was p.cool.

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
RIP Miguel Torres

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