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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

You'd think you wouldn't have to specifically put down "don't take out your teeth and put them back in during preparation" as a food hygiene tip.

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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I get all my bad food ideas from Pitchfork and Vice.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89cMeaiJlPc

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


J. Alfred Prufrock posted:

and the ears look like some kind of shellfish, mussels I think.

The ears are fresh mushrooms my dear goon, they usually go better with that type pasta than shellfish.

They can also look like crap vomit if you are a terrible cooker:

Pistoph
Jul 4, 2014

It came from Pinterest:

Chocolate-Dipped Coffee Ice Cream Glazed Doughnut Sandwiches

Not inherently anti-food porn, but when I look at that filling I am reminded of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afnrCAGQHDw
My favorite author makes a fast food sandwich in its constituent parts and eats it. :magical:

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

If he didn't add so much kool-aid it would probably taste decent. Salty as gently caress from the ramen mix, the slim jims, and the pork rinds, but nothing else too bad.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

pentyne posted:

If he didn't add so much kool-aid it would probably taste decent. Salty as gently caress from the ramen mix, the slim jims, and the pork rinds, but nothing else too bad.

:wtc: are you taking about

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Wasabi the J posted:

:wtc: are you taking about

I think he meant to quote the prison sweet and sour chicken thing, but grabbed the kombucha thing instead.'

At least, I hope that's the case. The only thing worse than kombucha that I can think of is kool aid kombucha.

ddiddles
Oct 21, 2008

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I
Time to resurrect this here thread.



"Layered bologna cake, with mayonnaise and mustard frosting."

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

blackmanjew posted:

Time to resurrect this here thread.



"Layered bologna cake, with mayonnaise and mustard frosting."

Oh, hell no.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



It's cheating if you deliberately set out to make it disgusting.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

blackmanjew posted:

Time to resurrect this here thread.



"Layered bologna cake, with mayonnaise and mustard frosting."


I actually vomitted you rear end in a top hat.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

blackmanjew posted:

Time to resurrect this here thread.



"Layered bologna cake, with mayonnaise and mustard frosting."

Hello pre-vomit mouth watering, it's been a while

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

blackmanjew posted:

Time to resurrect this here thread.



"Layered bologna cake, with mayonnaise and mustard frosting."

This made my stomach turn upside down and my heart hurt.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Goodbye tacos, you tasted so good! :barf:

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
It doesn't help that I'm thinking of it as being room temperature.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Should have left the little red rings on so it would be near impossible to slice.

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
whipped your peppermint ass
"Mayo" frosting, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ? Urgl.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
Last night for dinner my roommate made a "casserole" consisting of instant rice, a can of corn, and a can of cream of mushroom soup

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

InediblePenguin posted:

Last night for dinner my roommate made a "casserole" consisting of instant rice, a can of corn, and a can of cream of mushroom soup

How was it?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Phlegmish posted:

It's cheating if you deliberately set out to make it disgusting.

It's a perfectly normal American breakfast food and quite popular on the West Coast :shrug:

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
it was like eating the concept of White American Culture tbh

I was just going to make rice with some corn in it (those ingredients were all we had in the house, tomorrow's grocery day) and that would have been fine, but I don't like cream of mushroom soup

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

CSM posted:

How To Make Prison Style Sweet and Sour Pork With Andy Roy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sgF97c6DZk

If any recipe is described as "prison style", then when prepared, not even the dude that went to prison wants to eat it, I'm out.

To be fair, I want a series of just wanting him make ersatz food with stuff you can get in prison.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

There's also the fact that the guy looks uncannily like Benoit Poelvoorde, which makes the video seem like some parallel universe version of Man Bites Dog.

My Lovely Horse has a new favorite as of 18:56 on Oct 17, 2014

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Jerry Cotton posted:

It's a perfectly normal American breakfast food and quite popular on the West Coast :shrug:

I think I could have believed this if not for the mustard.

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008
It's the West Coast thing that should have tipped you off to that being untrue. That monstrosity has "Midwest" written all over it.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

stereobreadsticks posted:

It's the West Coast thing that should have tipped you off to that being untrue. That monstrosity has "Midwest" written all over it.

:rolleyes: The Mid West Coast obviously sheesh.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!




:stonk:

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."


Spaghetti O's in a mold with Vienna Sausages? I could get behind that. I am also shamelessly white and American.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


I could see that being OK, I guess, but it looks atrocious and I thought they were Cheerios for a few moments. :barf:

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.



8 year old me woulda been all over that poo poo

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Possibly Chicken posted:

8 year old me woulda been all over that poo poo

Who wouldn't have been (although I would have been happier with meatballs)?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Samizdata posted:

Who wouldn't have been (although I would have been happier with meatballs)?

I think that is the meatball O's. Think I see a few of them floating in there.

manderson
Aug 12, 2005

Human Extraordinaire

Oh there's totally meatballs in there

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

I think that is the meatball O's. Think I see a few of them floating in there.

Huh. I thought those were frank slices.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Samizdata posted:

Huh. I thought those were frank slices.

They are definitely hotdog slices, not bizarre albino meatballs. You can even see the puckered sphincter end of one of them.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Trent posted:

They are definitely hotdog slices, not bizarre albino meatballs. You can even see the puckered sphincter end of one of them.

Ah! I think you're correct. The butthole end of the hotdog made me think it was a meatball (probably the first time in human history that sentence has been typed out). Hotdogs in Spaghetti O's is pretty dope. Reminds of being poor. One time I cooked hotdogs on a Pizzaz because our gas was shut off. Not to mention the time I ate cereal out of a CD spindle top with a measuring spoon, and another time I opened and ate Chef Boyardee raviolis with a pair of broken scissors.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Trent posted:

They are definitely hotdog slices, not bizarre albino meatballs. You can even see the puckered sphincter end of one of them.

There is definitely a little brown meatball poking out on the lower left side of the mold, though.

Anyways, who else sees the little 8D face? The most excited unappetizing food. :3:

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Trent posted:

They are definitely hotdog slices, not bizarre albino meatballs. You can even see the puckered sphincter end of one of them.

Those are actually Vienna Sausages:

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Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois
I used to like those little sausages when I was a kid. I still like frying up some SPAM now and again and dabbing some hot sauce on it. Processed meat owns.

This...this isn't meat. Why is this a a thing? Also that cholesterol content :stare:

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