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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

AWWNAW posted:

that could also be written as

yes, "1"

the string "yes" is true

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Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

qntm posted:

what's drum memory

now I know how rotor must feel all the time

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

qntm posted:

what's drum memory and how does that assumption change anything that you'd do

http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/story-of-mel.html

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

i like camelCase

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

same

does anyone have any pointers on how to steer a programming career? I am poo poo at everything and interested in most things, have trouble deciding what to focus on but I can't keep this Jack of All trades crap up for too much longer.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

do interesting poo poo

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
I never remember which one is camel and which one is pascal

PascalCase
camelCase

this is important poo poo right here

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Symbolic Butt posted:

I never remember which one is camel and which one is pascal

PascalCase
camelCase

this is important poo poo right here

imagine you're looking at the camel from the butt to head

right-to-left, ergo the butt is lower case and then you just have series of humps afterwards

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

uncurable mlady posted:

imagine you're looking at the camel from the butt to head

right-to-left, ergo the butt is lower case and then you just have series of humps afterwards

left to right, gently caress

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
javascript is loads better than ruby, even with everything global

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

aids is loads better than cancer

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

Bloody posted:

do interesting poo poo

i find a lot interesting and have trouble focusing. I probably need to focus less on the technology and more on the activity I'd like to be doing.

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

javascript is loads better than ruby, even with everything global

no it's not

ruby has a somewhat decent stdlib, oop features that makes some kind of sense, methods with optional and default arguments, some kinda iterators...

javascript has strict mode and prototype inheritance implemented in a way that maybe 2 or 3 people get it

Fuck them
Jan 21, 2011

and their bullshit
:yotj:
I had another Good Interview™ where they didn't care about book answers and it was conversational. I'd loving swear it was one of y'all good programmers in here.

Shaggar was it you??

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

syntaxrigger posted:

same

does anyone have any pointers on how to steer a programming career?

U-turn imo

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lol

https://github.com/Reggino/jsc64/blob/master/js/nl/kingsquare/core/cpu/CPU6502.js#L499

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

idgi

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

gently caress them posted:

good programmers

Shaggar

wat

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

shaggar is either one of the best programmers in yospos or at least one of the rightest programmers in yospos

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
being "right" as a programmer is a lot like that thing where they asked Mao if the French Revolution had been a good idea and he replied that it was too early to tell

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
I know that exchange didn't actually happen but it still makes a good story and analogy

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

rotor posted:

I know that exchange didn't actually happen but it still makes a good story and analogy

it did but it was zhou enlai and his translator hosed up

what kissinger meant was the may 68 riots in france

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

rotor posted:

I know that exchange didn't actually happen but it still makes a good story and analogy

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

i have very conflicted feelings about mao

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

i think it was a good idea because now we have le mis

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

BONGHITZ posted:

i think it was a good idea because now we have le mis

uhhh

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

BONGHITZ posted:

i think it was a good idea because now we have le mis

do you hear the people post?
posting the posts of goony men?
they are the replies of yosposters
as their keyboards clack again!

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

rotor posted:

U-turn imo

No thanks I have enough debt

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

duTrieux. posted:

i have very conflicted feelings about mao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKbEaZ-Jnws

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

duTrieux. posted:

i have very conflicted feelings about mao

he's really fascinating

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
my favourite mao thing

quote:

Jonathan Mirsky wrote in The Spectator, “ His consumption of young women, while he was married to Jiang Qing, one of the Gang of Four, was notorious, and became more so after the publication in 1994 of The Private Life of Chairman Mao, by Li Zhisui, Mao’s doctor. For years Dr Li listened to Mao boasting about his sexual practices and prowess; he also treated the Great Helmsman for various venereal diseases. He continued, against Dr Li’s advice, to sleep with his numerous young partners, some of whom were described as his nurses. Although at least one became pregnant, Dr Li knew that Mao was infertile; he never revealed this to his patient.

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


duTrieux. posted:

i have very conflicted feelings about mao

lol

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




// O this.p C O D E H this.a N D L E R S ( U N O F F I C I this.a L )

FamDav
Mar 29, 2008
it took me a few seconds to get it but once i did i was like awww yissss

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



just a lil programmer humor itt

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

ah so the drum memory assumption means i must write the most insanely hyper-optimised, inaccessible, terse, unmaintainable garbage code in existence, then leave the company

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
might as well just punch my successor in the face on the way out, it's the same result with far less effort

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Snapchat A Titty posted:

// O this.p C O D E H this.a N D L E R S ( U N O F F I C I this.a L )

Yeah but I still dgi

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Bloody posted:

Yeah but I still dgi

i guess he did some search&replace that messed up

its not that funny really

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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Symbolic Butt posted:


javascript has strict mode and prototype inheritance implemented in a way that maybe 2 or 3 people get it

the fact that nobody understands the language well enough to do crazy things with it is a feature

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