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Manky: Mar 20, 2007; Fun Shoe

Lotish posted:

lol you have to turn on the light to pee? It's not like the toilet is a moving target. Eat more carrots or something.

It's not the toilet's movement that's the problem.

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Lotish posted:

lol you have to turn on the light to pee? It's not like the toilet is a moving target. Eat more carrots or something.

After a pint or two of psilocybin that fucker's a bitch to chase down, carrots or no.

# ? Nov 2, 2014 17:13

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I think you can feel ok about sitting down to piss in that situation. Or just enjoy spraying everything and worry about it later.

# ? Nov 2, 2014 17:59

Beef Hardcheese: Jan 21, 2003; HOW ABOUT I LASH YOUR SHIT

Snowy posted:

Or just enjoy spraying everything ~~and worry about it later.~~

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RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Karate Bastard posted:

After a pint or two of psilocybin that fucker's a bitch to chase down, carrots or no.

A pint or 2? Wow, thats enough to kill an elephant, since shrooms(which are not pure psilocybin) are sold by the gram, and a even a pro normally only eats a few grams to trip so hard you can't tell who or what you are anymore.

Very impressive! No wonder you have problems pissing.

# ? Nov 2, 2014 18:21

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

It's a living :shrug:

# ? Nov 2, 2014 19:36

Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

When I'm really drunk, I just drop my pants and piss in the tub, don't even try to aim my dick

try to pretend there was a picture of a bear here

# ? Nov 2, 2014 21:44

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

why dont you just shove your face on the toilet and flush too, you loving animal.

# ? Nov 2, 2014 22:06

Manky: Mar 20, 2007; Fun Shoe

The danger of sitting to pee: I knew a shameful nigga in high school who got up in the middle of the night with a pissboner. Well, he sat down on the toilet, fell back asleep, and promptly pissed in he own mouth.

Tub is a gross idea, but I'm a chronic sink-pisser. Just wash your hands at the same time, don't be an animal.

# ? Nov 2, 2014 22:08

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

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syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

scalded schlong posted:

These are becoming increasingly sinister

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

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Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

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devtesla: Jan 2, 2012; Grimey Drawer

syscall girl posted:

These are becoming increasingly sinister

Bill Cosby is a rapist.

# ? Nov 2, 2014 22:32

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

The Devil Tesla posted:

Bill Cosby is a rapist.

Alleged

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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

#notallcosbys

# ? Nov 3, 2014 00:38

devtesla: Jan 2, 2012; Grimey Drawer

PCOS Bill posted:

Alleged

OJ Simpson was acquitted

# ? Nov 3, 2014 01:16

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

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Stex T: Mar 7, 2005; Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

syscall girl posted:

These are becoming increasingly sinister

# ? Nov 3, 2014 02:41

Doctor Bishop: Oct 22, 2013; To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

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Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

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Haruharuharuko: Mar 24, 2008; Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

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pfs Write: Jun 29, 2014; get/save/remove

amityville anus posted:

wayne is now pretty static imo

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Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

So how did he die? Struck by lightning? OD'ed on hairspray?

# ? Nov 3, 2014 10:39

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

syscall girl posted:

These are becoming increasingly sinister

You know that story about Clooney?

quote:

He may be pulling in $12 million a picture and deified by women worldwide, but George Clooney is apparently not above digging around in cat poo poo for the sake of a good joke.

Actor Richard Kind (who plays Paul on “Spin City” and is a member of Clooney’s inner circle) and his pet feline learned that lesson the hard way.

"Richard had this cat that he loved and adored," Ben Weiss, a "Friends" assistant director and another Clooney crony, recalls in the upcoming issue of Men’s Journal. "So George would go in the bathroom, and that’s where the litter box was. And there would be cat poo poo in there, so George would clean it up and flush it down the toilet. Then Richard would go in there and say, ‘God, it’s so weird. My cat hasn’t taken a poo poo in forever.’"

This went on for days: the cat crapping, Clooney merrily scooping and flushing. And eventually, Kind grew understandably concerned.

"Richard went to the vet to get some kind of thing to make the cat go to the bathroom," says Weiss. "The poor cat. The cat’s making GBS threads, and George is still cleaning it up."

Clearly, the madness had to end. So the erstwhile “ER” star capped it off with a bang (or, more accurately, a thud).

"Finally, George stood over the cat box and took a giant poo poo," Weiss tells the magazine. "And finally Richard goes in there and says, ‘Oh, my God! Kitty!’"

I expect the Cosby thing to have the same kind of payoff eventually.

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TZer0: Jun 22, 2013

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GuardianOfAsgaard: Feb 1, 2012; Their steel shines red
With enemy blood
It sings of victory
Granted by the Gods

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welcome 2 Clown Town: Aug 1, 2006; GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

man who did this thought he was some kind of hero

# ? Nov 3, 2014 20:11

OK Some Butt Stuff: Jun 9, 2002

Snatch Duster posted:

This is exactly how management works.

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OK Some Butt Stuff: Jun 9, 2002

fullroundaction posted:

Same

I feel you broseph

# ? Nov 3, 2014 20:27

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Whats that one mspaint of an american soldier lustfully rubbing cash on his face with blood all over him, and in the background theres oil towers and explosions in the desert?

# ? Nov 4, 2014 00:22

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Avocados posted:

Whats that one mspaint of an american soldier lustfully rubbing cash on his face with blood all over him, and in the background theres oil towers and explosions in the desert?

"man rubbing face meme soldier" and it's like the third GIS result.

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

superior version:

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Wank: Apr 26, 2008

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coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

I saw the screenshot and really hoped it was the new Homefront

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canepazzo: May 29, 2006

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Professor of Cats: Mar 22, 2009

Mierenneuker posted:

So how did he die? Struck by lightning? OD'ed on hairspray?

and what's the deal with airline peanuts?

# ? Nov 4, 2014 07:44

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

canepazzo posted:

What the gently caress is this crossover horseshit. There cannot be TWO CARTOON DUCKS IN THE SAME loving COMIC MEME. I AM loving MAD ABOUT CARTOON DUCKS. They don't even exist in the same CARTOON UNIVERSE, A CARTOONIVERSE IF YOU WILL. Lazy, sloppy writing. Just poo poo. Just loving bad.

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Mister Mind: Mar 20, 2009; I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Frostwerks posted:

What the gently caress is this crossover horseshit. There cannot be TWO CARTOON DUCKS IN THE SAME loving COMIC MEME. I AM loving MAD ABOUT CARTOON DUCKS. They don't even exist in the same CARTOON UNIVERSE, A CARTOONIVERSE IF YOU WILL. Lazy, sloppy writing. Just poo poo. Just loving bad.

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