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sometimes I go to the pet store, stare at the fish and pretend I'm one of them. then, i forget why I'm even there. or who i am
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Nov 4, 2014 00:58
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- Kazvall
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I like those sucker fish that clean the sides of the tanks
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Nov 4, 2014 00:59
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- tao of lmao
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Sometimes I'll look for the dumbest looking employee and ask them for food for a random pokemon.
Me: Do you have Diglett food?
Them: Piglet? I'm pretty sure they eat anyth--
Me: Nono, Diglett. They're like a mole.
Them: Zuh?
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Nov 4, 2014 01:10
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- tao of lmao
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Me: Hi do you have Squirtle tanks?
Them: Actually, Squirtles don't live in tanks, they live in pokeballs, idiot.
Me: I gotta go
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Nov 4, 2014 01:14
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- alnilam
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Me: Hi do you have Squirtle tanks?
Them: Actually, Squirtles don't live in tanks, they live in pokeballs, idiot.
Me: I gotta go
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Nov 4, 2014 01:16
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- tao of lmao
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Sometimes if I see an elderly couple with their dog in the store, I'll ask if I can walk it for them. I then take it to the dog cages and request to "try another one," and return the new dog to the couple. Sometimes they don't even notice.
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Nov 4, 2014 01:17
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- alnilam
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Sometimes i go into the grooming room and pretend to be a dog, saves me lots on haircuts
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Nov 4, 2014 01:19
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- tao of lmao
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I don't actually own any pets, so pet stop is pretty much my only chance to play with them. I'll bring my own laser pointer, and make a dog chase the dot while Fido's owner is carrying a huge bag of food. It also works pretend-throwing toys for them.
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Nov 4, 2014 01:34
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- i am he
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Sometimes if I see an elderly couple with their dog in the store, I'll ask if I can walk it for them. I then take it to the dog cages and request to "try another one," and return the new dog to the couple. Sometimes they don't even notice.
Sometimes i go into the grooming room and pretend to be a dog, saves me lots on haircuts
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Nov 4, 2014 01:35
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- Dotcom Jillionaire
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Social distortion
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i like to go to the pet stores and feed the animals some of my nachos or pretzel or whatever i got at the mall food court. it's like i'm sharing lunch with a friend
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Nov 4, 2014 01:47
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- tao of lmao
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Me and my friend, a conure named Toby, sharing a Cinnabon.
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Nov 4, 2014 01:50
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- Dotcom Jillionaire
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Social distortion
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parakeets LOVE nachos i know this for a fact
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Nov 4, 2014 02:20
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- tao of lmao
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I really love the snakes. They're so cool and slithery. Sometimes, I'll catch some mice in my yard and bring them to feed the snakes. Everyone freaks the gently caress out and I'm like wtf, the snake's just gonna eat them anyway who cares.
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Nov 4, 2014 04:02
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- Mapparu
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Whenever I go to the pet store, I go in the back where the large dog cages are and bring my blanket. Then, I make my bed and lay in the dog cage, locking myself in. Then I take a little nap, it always helps during my lunch break so I can recharge my batteries.
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Nov 4, 2014 04:40
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- Bwee
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Me: Hi do you have Squirtle tanks?
Them: Actually, Squirtles don't live in tanks, they live in pokeballs, idiot.
Me: I gotta go
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Nov 4, 2014 04:40
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- bwatts
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Whenever I go to the pet store, I go in the back where the large dog cages are and bring my blanket. Then, I make my bed and lay in the dog cage, locking myself in. Then I take a little nap, it always helps during my lunch break so I can recharge my batteries.
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Nov 4, 2014 05:06
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- mags
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i ask about pets on display but only refer to them by the noises they make.
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Nov 4, 2014 16:10
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- Bwee
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I was kicked out of pet stop for repeatedly asking to see the snails with human tits
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Nov 4, 2014 16:13
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- WindmillSlayer
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I was kicked out of pet stop for repeatedly asking to see the snails with human tits
a snail with human tits
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Nov 4, 2014 16:17
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snail with human tits trafficking is a major problem, in the us and abroad. and most pet stores are complicit.
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Nov 4, 2014 16:18
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- Lock
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hardcore sound gets you hypah
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hwo do you empryquote an enitre thread
i have a need
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Nov 4, 2014 17:51
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- A Spider Covets
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sometimes it is good to go into the kitten section and poke your fingers through the bars to gently scratch the kittens on their cheeks as they try* to get your attention
*succeed, without fail
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Nov 4, 2014 19:23
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- tao of lmao
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I was kicked out of pet stop for repeatedly asking to see the snails with human tits
They keep saying the don't know what it is, but they're hiding it from me, I just know it!
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Nov 4, 2014 19:24
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They keep saying the don't know what it is, but they're hiding it from me, I just know it!
you have to go to victoria's secret for snails with human tits, not a pet store. that is what her secret truly is
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Nov 4, 2014 19:25
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you have to go to victoria's secret for snails with human tits, not a pet store. that is what her secret truly is
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Nov 4, 2014 19:28
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- tao of lmao
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Whenever I go to the pet store, I go in the back where the large dog cages are and bring my blanket. Then, I make my bed and lay in the dog cage, locking myself in. Then I take a little nap, it always helps during my lunch break so I can recharge my batteries.
This but with the doggy beds in the back of the store. If you take two of the larger ones and make a clamshell with them, you can comfortably sleep for a while before anyone notices. Slept straight through till morning one time and not a single person realized.
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Nov 4, 2014 19:31
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- alnilam
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$5 for a bale of straw? Yeah right. I just stroll right into the rabbit and rodent area and collect their bedding. The store can't stop you, if there's no price listed it's free.
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Nov 4, 2014 19:41
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- Lil Cunty
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i fired my life coach after i realized the puppy training courses at the pet store were teaching the same skill sets. plus i get treats for sitting, staying and accomplishing other life goals
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Nov 4, 2014 20:25
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i fired my life coach after i realized the puppy training courses at the pet store were teaching the same skill sets. plus i get treats for sitting, staying and accomplishing other life goals
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Nov 4, 2014 20:28
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- alnilam
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i fired my life coach after i realized the puppy training courses at the pet store were teaching the same skill sets. plus i get treats for sitting, staying and accomplishing other life goals
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Nov 4, 2014 20:28
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- cuntman.net
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i like to go to the pet store and make faces at the animals there. eyes wide and teeth showing, stuff like that so they get spooked. eventually they get spooked just when i show up. i can tell when they get new animals because they have no reaction to me but my friends think its because i recognize all the animals. im dr doolittle, but evil
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Nov 4, 2014 20:47
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I only go to the pet store on free sample day. That's how learned I prefer rice & lamb over chicken
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Nov 4, 2014 20:48
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- FluffieDuckie
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I only go to the pet store on free sample day. That's how learned I prefer rice & lamb over chicken
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Nov 4, 2014 21:01
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- tao of lmao
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I only go to the pet store on free sample day. That's how learned I prefer rice & lamb over chicken
lol
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Nov 4, 2014 21:48
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i fired my life coach after i realized the puppy training courses at the pet store were teaching the same skill sets. plus i get treats for sitting, staying and accomplishing other life goals
lmao
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Nov 4, 2014 22:45
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May 9, 2024 23:37
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- verily carefree
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i have very strong opinions about pets and pet stores let me assure you.
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Nov 5, 2014 01:58
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