The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

TMMadman posted:

Yes, sir. I will notice that. Very casual, Mr. MondayHotHog.

Don't you hate pants?

# ? Nov 3, 2014 21:15

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# ? May 31, 2024 10:19

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Skeesix posted:

Don't you hate pants?

# ? Nov 3, 2014 21:24

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Don't you hate carpet stores that charge extra for the under padding?

# ? Nov 3, 2014 22:00

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Mira posted:

This puts the episode where child services take the kids away into a horrifying new light :gonk:

Uh-oh, I'm losing them. Better give them the "A" material!

There, that oughta hold the little bastards.

# ? Nov 3, 2014 22:01

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

Mayor Jorghnassen supports revolving door Leper's Colonies. Mayor Jorghnassen even released IMJack, a goon twice convicted of attempted shitposting. Can you trust a man like Mayor Jorghnassen?

Vote IMJack for Mayor.

Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! Attempted shitposting? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?

# ? Nov 3, 2014 22:53

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

IMJack posted:

Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! Attempted shitposting? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?

It's the Curies! We must flee!

# ? Nov 3, 2014 22:55

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

DrBouvenstein posted:

You know, After the War, a 'D' turns into a ''B so easily...so just got greedy.

DrBouvenstein had thwarted my earlier attempt to take :10bux:

from a Forum Babby. But with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulance...

# ? Nov 4, 2014 01:12

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mira posted:

Yeah, well I still get to punish you.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 01:55

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

Yeah, well I still get to punish you.

I know you can read my thoughts, MondayHotDog. Just a little reminder. If I find out you cut class, your rear end is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 03:20

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

IMJack posted:

Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! Attempted shitposting? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?

Wanna see my Grammy?

# ? Nov 4, 2014 03:47

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Kids can be so cruel..

# ? Nov 4, 2014 03:50

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Jerusalem posted:

Uh-oh, I'm losing them. Better give them the "A" material!

Why don't you lay off the Asians, Jeru?

# ? Nov 4, 2014 03:55

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Root Bear posted:

Wanna see my Grammy?

Hello, Joe!

# ? Nov 4, 2014 03:56

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Root Bear posted:

Wanna see my Grammy?

You beat Dexy's Midnight Runners.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 03:58

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

jscolon2.0 posted:

Why don't you lay off the Asians, Jeru?

I just think they're neat! :shobon:

# ? Nov 4, 2014 04:04

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Do over Ham posted:

You beat Dexy's Midnight Runners.

They'll be back...

# ? Nov 4, 2014 04:15

TL: Jan 16, 2006; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world; Fallen Rib

MondayHotDog posted:

Yeah, well I still get to punish you.

Hey MondayHotDog, can we have a can of frosting for lunch?

# ? Nov 4, 2014 04:26

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

TL posted:

Hey MondayHotDog, can we have a can of frosting for lunch?

Shut up.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 04:36

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Martytoof posted:

Kids can be so cruel..

We can!? Thanks, Martytoof!

# ? Nov 4, 2014 04:52

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

We can!? Thanks, Martytoof!

Stop chewing on the drywall.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 05:16

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Now, over the next six hours, I'll be taking you through the do's and do-not-do's of foundation repair.

First, patch the cracks in the slab using a latex patching compound and a patching trowel.

Now, do you have extruded polyvinyl foam insulation?

Assemble the aluminum J-channel using self-furring screws.

After applying brushable coating to the panels you'll need corrosion-resistant metal stucco lath.

If you can't find metal stucco lath, use carbon-fiber stucco lath.

Now parge the lath.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 05:52

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Now, over the next six hours, I'll be taking you through the do's and do-not-do's of foundation repair.

First, patch the cracks in the slab using a latex patching compound and a patching trowel.

Now, do you have extruded polyvinyl foam insulation?

Assemble the aluminum J-channel using self-furring screws.

After applying brushable coating to the panels you'll need corrosion-resistant metal stucco lath.

If you can't find metal stucco lath, use carbon-fiber stucco lath.

Now parge the lath.

Hello. I'm Frank Ormand, and if you're watching me, that means you've got pretzel fever -- and not the kind that attacked my intestinal lining some years back. [starts a sickening laughter] So let's get your franchise up and running.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 07:09

skooma512: Feb 8, 2012; You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

That's a fine looking barbecue.

WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?

# ? Nov 4, 2014 07:31

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

skooma512 posted:

That's a fine looking barbecue.

WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?

La grill? What the hell is that? :argh:

# ? Nov 4, 2014 09:26

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

skooma512 posted:

That's a fine looking barbecue.

WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?

How come no one else's chair is doing this?

# ? Nov 4, 2014 12:53

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Now parge the lath.

The Simpsons Quote Thread. Argle bargle, or fooforaw?

# ? Nov 4, 2014 14:58

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Root Bear posted:

Wanna see my Grammy?

And the winner for best hardcore thrash metal goes to... Simpsons Quote Thread Boogie?!

# ? Nov 4, 2014 15:21

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

MondayHotDog posted:

And the winner for best hardcore thrash metal goes to... Simpsons Quote Thread Boogie?!

IIIIIIII want candy!

# ? Nov 4, 2014 16:02

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Applewhite posted:

IIIIIIII want candy!

# ? Nov 4, 2014 16:07

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

What's a Tim Conway?

# ? Nov 4, 2014 17:35

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Applewhite posted:

IIIIIIII want candy!

But don't you want to end world famine?

# ? Nov 4, 2014 17:37

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Deviant posted:

But don't you want to end world famine?

I've grown a futuristic tomato by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 17:51

Kwik: Apr 4, 2006; You can't touch our beaver.

skooma512 posted:

That's a fine looking barbecue.

WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?

'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 18:03

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

Deviant posted:

But don't you want to end world famine?

It doesn't mean anything. It's like rama-lama-ding-dong or "give peace a chance."

# ? Nov 4, 2014 19:54

TL: Jan 16, 2006; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world; Fallen Rib

TMMadman posted:

I've grown a futuristic tomato by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids.

The kind that help our Olympic athletes reach new peaks of excellence?

# ? Nov 4, 2014 20:30

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

TL posted:

The kind that help our Olympic athletes reach new peaks of excellence?

And we're seconds away from the 100-meter butterfly. While the East German "women" are shaving their backs three thousand miles away, the Americans are heavy favorites!

# ? Nov 4, 2014 20:32

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

TL posted:

The kind that help our Olympic athletes reach new peaks of excellence?

Do you want to know the terrifying truth... or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?

# ? Nov 4, 2014 20:34

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Roark posted:

And we're seconds away from the 100-meter butterfly. While the East German "women" are shaving their backs three thousand miles away, the Americans are heavy favorites!

I'd just like to point out that many of the other competitors come from countries that don't have swimming pools.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 21:27

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Jerusalem posted:

I'd just like to point out that many of the other competitors come from countries that don't have swimming pools.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 21:34

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twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

MondayHotDog posted:

And the winner for best hardcore thrash metal goes to... Simpsons Quote Thread Boogie?!

And the secret ingredient is...

Love?!?!?!?

OK, who's been screwing with this thing?

# ? Nov 4, 2014 22:42

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