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holttho posted:
Lord of the Flies?
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 18:58 |
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Vindolanda posted:For sale: Love the reference, but that could be because their child who has lived and played endless hours in it has gone off to college and they are trying to share the loving memories with a new family. A really uplifting story in 6 words!
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 20:38 |
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It's a mediocre photo of a ball pit not a Caponigro.
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 20:59 |
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Maytag posted:It's a mediocre photo of a ball pit not a Caponigro. The real joke here is that there isn't any difference.
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 22:24 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Love the reference, but that could be because their child who has lived and played endless hours in it has gone off to college and they are trying to share the loving memories with a new family. A really uplifting story in 6 words! For sale: ball pit. Brony used.
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# ? Nov 4, 2014 23:35 |
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 01:10 |
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So what did they name the WiFi?
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 02:59 |
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Avulsion posted:So what did they name the WiFi? WAN a Be Sedated.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 04:03 |
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 05:53 |
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 08:04 |
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He's gonna be waiting a while.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 08:16 |
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Avulsion posted:So what did they name the WiFi? Pretty fly for a WiFi. It's an offensively overused 'humorous' name for a spot.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 11:46 |
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FabAvulsion posted:So what did they name the WiFi? FBI child molester task force # 1 FBI child molester task force # 2 And FBI child molester task force # 4. They're going to be driving around the neighborhood all week in search of # 3.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 12:12 |
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aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 12:43 |
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Pootine.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 13:27 |
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2 second rule! 2 second rule!
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 14:07 |
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I can stare into a man's stretched anus with not a blink of discomfort, but that picture disgusts me on a very basic level.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 14:59 |
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oldpainless posted:I can stare into a man's stretched anus with not a blink of discomfort, but that picture disgusts me on a very basic level. I know, right? Who puts ketchup directly on fries? They'll get soggy!
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 15:03 |
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Everytime I look at it, that hair seems like its the tiniest bit closer to the burger.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 15:04 |
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That's a drop of urine, isn't it. Glorious picture all around.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 15:26 |
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Does a McDonald's burger get more or less disgusting after lying on the floor of a public bathroom?
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 15:54 |
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beato posted:2 second rule! 2 second rule! That's void in a public bathroom. If it's down, it's touched brown.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 15:57 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:That's void in a public bathroom. If it's down, it's touched brown. There's no way that there's a codified ruling on what to do when you drop your food in a public bathroom because no reasonable human being should even be bringing food into a public bathroom in the first place. Even in the comfort of my own home I leave my food outside the room where I poo poo. Sometimes I do bring my beer in there though.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:10 |
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Modern Day Hercules posted:I leave my food outside the room where I poo poo. This is what you do. If you can smell it, there are particles of it in your nose. And in the air. And settling onto every surface. Clean your filthy loving bathrooms, everyone.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:This is what you do. If you can smell it, there are particles of it in your nose. And in the air. And settling onto every surface. Clean your filthy loving bathrooms, everyone. Do you throw out all your food if someone farts?
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:30 |
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If you smell poop there is literally poop in your nose, pretty gross. Also, mythbusters did a test of something like that regarding toothbrushes in the bathroom. They found out that there will always be poop on your toothbrush regardless of where you keep it, I think it even included ones fresh from the package. I know their experiments are mostly scientific in appearance only, still something to think about when its in your mouth. content: a repost and goon made, still funny though and potentially if your boss doesn't approve of cats peeing like its a dude.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:30 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:This is what you do. If you can smell it, there are particles of it in your nose. And in the air. And settling onto every surface. Clean your filthy loving bathrooms, everyone. Hate to break it to you, but there's poop EVERYWHERE. Even on your food.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 16:53 |
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RatHat posted:Hate to break it to you, but there's poop EVERYWHERE. Even on your food.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 17:07 |
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RatHat posted:Hate to break it to you, but there's poop EVERYWHERE. Even on your food. This is RatHat's way of confessing to his latest prank, "poo poo all over Bertrand Hustle's house".
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 17:07 |
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RatHat posted:Hate to break it to you, but there's poop EVERYWHERE. Even on your food.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 17:10 |
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RatHat posted:Hate to break it to you, but there's poop EVERYWHERE. Even on your food. Yep, if you are disgusted by the idea of feces and urine on your food, I have bad news for you. And never eat these peanuts they offer in bars. They likely contain the particles of a dozen different dicks. Seriously, if it's OK to eat a pussy, where is the problem with piss on your food? http://youtu.be/DO1Q7F23DxM SpaceGoatFarts has a new favorite as of 18:33 on Nov 5, 2014 |
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Yep, if you are disgusted by the idea of feces and urine on your food, I have bad news for you. Yeah and if you drink a glass of water you're probably drinking a molecule or two of Hitler. It would still be gross to eat a whole hitler.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 18:39 |
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Modern Day Hercules posted:Yeah and if you drink a glass of water you're probably drinking a molecule or two of Hitler. It would still be gross to eat a whole hitler. More gross than drinking a whole hitler over the course of your life? I mean, c'mon, just hold your nose and eat the whole hitler and get it over with.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 19:01 |
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I mean hitlers are an unspoken expectation but it's a question of how many millihitlers are considered safe for consumption in a given meal.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 19:08 |
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Modern Day Hercules posted:Yeah and if you drink a glass of water you're probably drinking a molecule or two of Hitler. It would still be gross to eat a whole hitler. How many calories in one hitler?
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 19:10 |
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Nastyman posted:How many calories in one hitler? Nein.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 19:19 |
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So, this thread took a turn to the Ted Rall side of life.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 19:21 |
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Nastyman posted:How many calories in one hitler? Try Hitler light! Half the balls, half the calories.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 19:30 |
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Ragequit posted:Try Hitler light! Half the balls, half the calories. I hear eating balls boosts your testosterone.
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# ? Nov 5, 2014 19:31 |
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beato posted:2 second rule! 2 second rule! gently caress the five-second rule. In public bathrooms, it's the five-foot rule. If it comes within five feet of any surface, you throw it out.
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