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How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

TotalHell posted:



Cheers, mate.

gently caress off with your $300 whiskey

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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
Who else is glad they only put 5% down on the house they bought a couple of months ago so they'll have enough money to make their mortgage payment during the inevitable government shutdown? Just me?

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

How are u posted:

I will poo poo a loving brick if Florida re-elects Rick loving Scott. Florida I cannot wait until you sink into the sea, you piece of poo poo gently caress state.

I just learned today that my parents will be moving to Florida so that's one more guaranteed Republican vote in 2016... :getin:

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Nintendo Kid posted:

You do have to remember, that's the district that elected Cantor repeatedly before.

i know but still it serves as a reminder that american politics is like something out of a modernist dark comedy play

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

cuomo won :geno:

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005

Exit polls are giving Republicans the win in the Colorado Senate race.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Joementum posted:

By the way, Dave Brat, the college religion professor who believes that Ayn Rand and Jesus were basically saying the same thing, and who defeated Eric Cantor, is coasting to election in VA-7 with 60% of the vote.

He was always going to win. Virgina's 7th is a insanely gerrymandered piece of poo poo.

Caros
May 14, 2008

Ohhh, down goes Scottie B.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

CrumFUNist! posted:

Exit polls are giving Republicans the win in the Colorado Senate race.

Welp

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Nobody's calling Florida yet because the population centers that all go heavily D haven't reported yet. There's still thousands of people in line in South Florida that all get to vote. All the rurals are in.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

CrumFUNist! posted:

Exit polls are giving Republicans the win in the Colorado Senate race.

lol time to yell at my dumbass friends who decided not to vote

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

The gently caress is happening with Virginia? It wasn't supposed to go like this, man.

Counties with actual people take time to count.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

The Puppy Bowl posted:

He was always going to win. Virgina's 7th is a insanely gerrymandered piece of poo poo.

Yeah, I just wanted to remind people of Dave Brat. He'll be fun to watch in Congress, I think.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
3 minutes after polls closed, "Democrat" Andrew Cuomo projected to win in NY

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

Goddamnit :(

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Caros posted:

Ohhh, down goes Scottie B.

Bqhatevwr

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
yeaaaah gently caress you scott brown

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

GOODBYEEEEEE SCOTT BROWN

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I've fully embraced the pain tonight and I'm about to eat a Papa John's Frito Chili Pie pizza.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Sombrerotron posted:

How do you unlock the secret candidates?

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start, duh.

New Division
Jun 23, 2004

I beg to present to you as a Christmas gift, Mr. Lombardi, the city of Detroit.

420DD Butts posted:

lol time to yell at my dumbass friends who decided not to vote

The decision to legalize weed backfires :420:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

rip Bqhatevwr

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


MS calls it for Shaheen. You will note that the Federalists, based in New England, were not fans of letting the rural, inbred "common man" run everything...

Of course, they favored letting the rich openly run everything, so...

:suicide: :suicide: :suicide:

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
:lol: Scott Brown first ever to lose senate races to two different women.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW
This picture just popped up in NYT feed about the RNC:

never forget :911:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

abbott beat wendy davis :smith:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

CrumFUNist! posted:

Exit polls are giving Republicans the win in the Colorado Senate race.

That'd do it unless the Dems take GA/KS. I also assume they're taking one of LA/IA.

Adjunct Cheesecake
Mar 19, 2009

mmmmmm
haha Scott Brown is now the first person to lose to two different women in Senate races

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



CNN calls that Abbott wins Texas

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Nobody's calling Florida yet because the population centers that all go heavily D haven't reported yet. There's still thousands of people in line in South Florida that all get to vote. All the rurals are in.

Yeah, Broward alone is up 115k for Crist with only 21.7% reporting.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Rachel Maddow just called Scott Brown a feminist hero, for being the first person to loose to two different women for Senator.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
RNC HQ

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


I just found out my wife ate my good beef jerky. I'm more mad about that than I am about the sorry state of the Democrats. :mad:

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

You didn't protect ya neck Wendy :smith:

On Terra Firma
Feb 12, 2008

Joementum posted:

By the way, Dave Brat, the college religion professor who believes that Ayn Rand and Jesus were basically saying the same thing, and who defeated Eric Cantor, is coasting to election in VA-7 with 60% of the vote.

Knowing that area, this is not surprising at all. gently caress that district so hard.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

CrumFUNist! posted:

Exit polls are giving Republicans the win in the Colorado Senate race.

anything on governor?

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Joementum posted:

Yeah, I just wanted to remind people of Dave Brat. He'll be fun to watch in Congress, I think.

Eric Cantor getting tossed out on his smug rear end his quite the consolation prize.

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005

Republicans officially pick up a House seat in NC-07. But it looks like the Democrats will flip FL-02.

NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Shear Modulus posted:

CNN calls that Abbott wins Texas

This was pretty much the expected outcome, no? Davis was a pretty big name, but from what I hear her campaign wasn't particularly great and hey, Texas.

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Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Stream links for anyone else without cable TV. Thanks Willa!

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