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NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

InequalityGodzilla posted:

Ldrink more. Switch to everclear!

you mean you weren't drinking everclear from the beginning? for shame!

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

ColdPie posted:

did you know that papa john is a douche?

I did. I used to work for him.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
udall (the colorado one) is getting about 3% less of the vote than hickenlooper

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

oh god this pizza is horrible

to the surpise of no one

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

The Landstander posted:

Is Rick Scott seriously going to win lol

All the Rick Scott vote is in and people are apparently still standing in line to vote for Crist. So maybe not. This is still Florida though.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Salvor_Hardin posted:

It was my gift to my wife for getting her PhD, not a normal occasion booze.

Congrats to her! I've already been told to expect a bottle for my birthday, which, being in December, will probably still be required to quell the sting of having another Republican governor in Massachusetts.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Someone really needs to flip Mcconnell over on his back.

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

axeil posted:

Yes. Unless they score an upset in GA or KS.

Exit polls suggest they won't.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

The Landstander posted:

Is Rick Scott seriously going to win lol

ALL THESE STATES
ARE YOURS EXCEPT
FLORIDA
ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE

Amphion
Jun 10, 2012

All we know is... he's called The Stig.
Warner is down over 80,000

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

CrumFUNist! posted:

Exit polls are giving Republicans the win in the Colorado Senate race.

guns

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

spoon0042 posted:

Nothing wrong with Evan Williams, good stuff.

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

A bunch of Miami Dade precincts just started reporting and Scott's lead just got cut from 150,000 to 120,000 almost instantly.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Carney dissing Ryan budget on CNN and Cupp looking pissed

Tricky Dick Nixon
Jul 26, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
That Virginia map on the Magic Wall is freaking me out. Did we really lose Virginia? It looks like all counties are accounted for even if they aren't fully counted yet.

ANIME AKBAR
Jan 25, 2007

afu~
Just post the loving bugs bunny gif, it's time

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Shear Modulus posted:

CNN calls that Abbott wins Texas

大ショック!

At least they had to untie one of their hands this time though.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Mahuum Aqoha posted:

CNN calls MN Senate for Al Franken. :geno:

Mike McFadden screwed himself from the get go with his primary ads about not taking his son to the doctor to get his stitches removed and getting kicked in the nards by a peewee football player.
Also Minnesota is great and Franken and Dayton won because they're great.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

oh god this pizza is horrible

You got the pizza you deserve.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Every election people have the same anxiety about VA.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Amphion posted:

Warner is down over 80,000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jqQsDklQEM

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

More like "bad campaign"

Seriously, I voted for the guy and I didn't even like Mark Udall by the end of the race

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
SE Cupp and Newt on the same panel? Watch out, Newt's current wife!

No seriously watch out.

1337JiveTurkey
Feb 17, 2005

Dr.Zeppelin posted:

Exit polls suggest they won't.

There's also about 900,000 early votes and the Democrats were pushing hard on those but this night's not going to be pretty in any case.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

he's doing worse than hickenlooper who signed the gun grabbing bill you irredeemable poo poo

Mahuum Aqoha
Jan 15, 2004

SHEPARD!
Do it for the universe!
Fun Shoe

Doctor Candiru posted:

Also Minnesota is great and Franken and Dayton won because they're great.

Dayton won too? Yay :unsmith:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if MD gov went to the republican. Apparently turnout in the city was around 15% about an hour before the polls closed. The county was closer to 30%.

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Juvenalian.Satyr posted:

That Virginia map on the Magic Wall is freaking me out. Did we really lose Virginia? It looks like all counties are accounted for even if they aren't fully counted yet.

Gillespie has a 6-pt lead w/80 percent reporting. I think it's lost for the Dems.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Tatum Girlparts posted:

SE Cupp and Newt on the same panel? Watch out, Newt's current wife!

No seriously watch out.

Callista isn't bedridden yet, she's got time.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

ColdPie posted:

did you know that papa john is a douche?

Doesn't he live in a literal castle?

Also he can't make a decent pizza to save his loving life, Papa John's is awful.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I did. I used to work for him.

Speaking of working for shitheads, I used to work for Dan Sullivan (R-AK gently caress me).

Skex
Feb 22, 2012

The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

Joementum posted:

Latino votes broke for Davis 68-32 if you want to start making your "Texas will be blue in 2016" posts.

This is why the Texas GOP pushed so hard for their voter ID law. They know the Demographics are against them they're just trying to delay the inevitable for as long as they can.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Jagchosis posted:

he's doing worse than hickenlooper who signed the gun grabbing bill you irredeemable poo poo

That's because of "the mystery"

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Nebraska raised its minimum wage to $9

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Shear Modulus posted:

Callista isn't bedridden yet, she's got time.

Just saying if I was her I'd avoid having the sniffles around Newt.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
republican wins in nebraska! :geno:

nebraska also votes for minimum wage increase though.


e: THE FUCKIN FRANKEN

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Why is CNN just now calling the House for the GOP?? :confused:

Adjunct Cheesecake
Mar 19, 2009

mmmmmm
Amy Klobuchar looks like her eyes are always closed

ouch she just dropped a burn on Scott Brown

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
AlecMacGillis · 22m 22 minutes ago
In the three states w/ biggest coverage gains under ACA, the Dem Senate candidates all shied from trumpeting that. And all lost badly.




lol

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Skex posted:

This is why the Texas GOP pushed so hard for their voter ID law. They know the Demographics are against them they're just trying to delay the inevitable for as long as they can.

Look for a new round of crazy voter suppression laws just in time to be too late to throw them out before 2016.

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