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NEED TOILET PAPER
Mar 22, 2013

by XyloJW

Chamale posted:

NEED TOILET PAPER, basically the Democrats lost the senate and the Republican senators we most wanted to lose all won. You may begin drinking heavily.

Got it. Cracking into my vodka/rum mix now.



Still cracking.

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queertea
Jun 4, 2013

Not Fade Away
Is this just how Wisconsin is now? I always thought we had as much progressive cred as our neighbor Little Scandinavia to the west, but we've been royally loving it up pretty consistently now.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
MA, Governor - 80.99% reporting
Charlie Baker 48.04%
Republican 836,973

Martha Coakley 47.02%
Democrat 819,257

Ugh and he's pulling ahead. My heart :(

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005

CNN's projections are like an hour after everyone else has projected.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Holy poo poo, how did the Daily Show get Reince Priebus?

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Amused to Death posted:

CT, Governor - 42.80% reporting
Tom Foley49.93%
Republican226,691
Dan Malloy48.94%
Democrat222,221

:negative:

Courant has higher reporting numbers, for some reason. 48% and practically tied.

Without knowing where the votes are from, it's useless.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Hogan up by 104k now.

Amphion
Jun 10, 2012

All we know is... he's called The Stig.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

gently caress, Pat Roberts won

Brownback going to win also

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
At least the Mass casino repeal didn't pass so I can get a job as a professional poker player while the economy burns

DriveC
Oct 27, 2008

Going to Gamestop at midnight for Halo: ODST. Didn't pre order. The guy on the phone told me I *might* get a copy. Whatever dude.

queertea posted:

Is this just how Wisconsin is now? I always thought we had as much progressive cred as our neighbor Little Scandinavia to the west, but we've been royally loving it up pretty consistently now.

this is in fact how it is I'm afraid to say

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005

RagnarokAngel posted:

MA, Governor - 80.99% reporting
Charlie Baker 48.04%
Republican 836,973

Martha Coakley 47.02%
Democrat 819,257

Ugh and he's pulling ahead. My heart :(

"I'm sure if we give Coakley another shot at office, she'll win" - Mass. Dems

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Amphion posted:

Brownback going to win also

Seriously? That one is a huge surprise.

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

Arkane posted:

The 3 Republican governors (Walker, Kasich, and Snyder) who took on public unions all won tonight in purple states.

HURR DURR *drools uncontrollably* - The US electorate

Cheesemaster200
Feb 11, 2004

Guard of the Citadel

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Yes, and it's stupid.

So you would rather have had the GOP retain complete control of the legislature over the past four years? It would probably have ended a lot of the current gridlock in Washington, but probably not in the way you would like.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
With Merkley wining, I'll point out that it will be very interesting to see what the Democrats do w/r/t the NSA now that they'll be in the minority.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

CrumFUNist! posted:

CNN's projections are like an hour after everyone else has projected.

They've always been very conservative in calling races. Only the AP is more cautious. If both CNN and the AP have called it, it's over.

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

queertea posted:

Is this just how Wisconsin is now? I always thought we had as much progressive cred as our neighbor Little Scandinavia to the west, but we've been royally loving it up pretty consistently now.

You are talking about the state that brought us McCarthyism.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


queertea posted:

Is this just how Wisconsin is now? I always thought we had as much progressive cred as our neighbor Little Scandinavia to the west, but we've been royally loving it up pretty consistently now.

Anyone who lives here knows just how many idiots there are in this state.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
The only thing keeping me from drinking now is the knowledge that Republicans cannot stop the passage of time and 2016 will still happen

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Amphion posted:

Brownback going to win also

Cool, have fun burning your state to the loving ground, and having more senators that people in the state

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005

VT Governor's race tightening up again.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I literally can't see a single black person in the Charlie Baker campaign HQ.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Nate Cohn @Nate_Cohn
It's just astonishing how little these non-Obama Democrats ran ahead of Obama in the South.

Bizarro Watt
May 30, 2010

My responsibility is to follow the Scriptures which call upon us to occupy the land until Jesus returns.

Arkane posted:

The 3 Republican governors (Walker, Kasich, and Snyder) who took on public unions all won tonight in purple states.

Yeah, isn't it depressing considering public unions aren't even the real bad guy?

BouncingBuckyBalls
Feb 15, 2011
85% reporting
Bruce Rauner(R) 1,446,841 50.5%
Pat Quinn(D) 1,320,091 46.1%

Time to drink some more. Chicago is in 90% and even they seemed to have voted for Rauner.

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Alexzandvar posted:

The only thing keeping me from drinking now is the knowledge that Republicans cannot stop the passage of time and 2016 will still happen

You might regret that if the GOP ends up with all 3 branches with 2016.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Wheee Brown projected to win in CA right out of the gate. Californians should just run everything.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

ComradeCosmobot posted:

You are talking about the state that brought us McCarthyism.

It's also the state that brought us Feingold, Baldwin, and Fighting Bob. I expected better out of this stupid place.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


queertea posted:

Is this just how Wisconsin is now? I always thought we had as much progressive cred as our neighbor Little Scandinavia to the west, but we've been royally loving it up pretty consistently now.

Nope you guys have made it pretty clear you want a corrupt idiot who runs your economy into the ground because you either hate the black guy in Washington or the unions teaching your kids, whichever.

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

Alexzandvar posted:

The only thing keeping me from drinking now is the knowledge that Republicans cannot stop the passage of time and 2016 will still happen

don't give them ideas pls

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
am I a sociopath for watching TYT

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Guys Sierra Nevada Celebration is really good

Bizarro Watt
May 30, 2010

My responsibility is to follow the Scriptures which call upon us to occupy the land until Jesus returns.

Gen. Ripper posted:

Wheee Brown projected to win in CA right out of the gate. Californians should just run everything.

NO

edit: I am a Californian

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Holy poo poo, how did the Daily Show get Reince Priebus?

Because the GOP is clowning all over the dems in every area. May as well go on the comedy show to complete the evening.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Gen. Ripper posted:

Wheee Brown projected to win in CA right out of the gate. Californians should just run everything.

Cool, we'll set-up a triumvirate with NY and I guess Texas can come along too :rolleyes:

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mitt Romney posted:

You might regret that if the GOP ends up with all 3 branches with 2016.

GOP would need a coup to get someone from the retard clowncar elected in 2016. Especially if Hillary runs.

Dirt
May 26, 2003

I hate Michigan so much.

I have another ~2 years of school and I'll have my masters. Then I'm out. For good.

There is no hope for this place.

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band

Mitt Romney posted:

The Senate is not gerrymandered. It's impossible to gerrymander.

The Senate is inherently gerrymandered. It just doesn't seem that way because House districts are so goddamn broken. (Outside of California, which is almost not broken.)

Kiwi Ghost Chips
Feb 19, 2011

Start using the best desktop environment now!
Choose KDE!

Gen. Ripper posted:

Wheee Brown projected to win in CA right out of the gate. Californians should just run everything.

Please keep your criminal justice system as far as possible away from the rest of us.

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Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

Amendment 1 in Tennessee :negative:

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