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ellbent
May 2, 2007

I NEVER HAD SOUL
Yeah, it's hard to feel good about the idea of buying from Kingdom Death. I mean, I like some of their stuff a lot. The mini of the scarred and crazy-looking swordsman, or the chill archer nobleman with the sash that looks like faces, or that rad knight with the helmet that looks like an exposed brain -- they're ridiculously over the top and shamelessly anime but also just pretty drat cool and detailed.

I would love to field the hosed-up shirtless madman in Pathfinder as a mini for an Urban/Savage Barbarian. It would be rad as hell. But it would feel super weird to financially support the company that sells the limited-edition breast covered vagina monster with included naked slave retinue.

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Not a viking
Aug 2, 2008

Feels like I just got laid
Well, if all they sell is creepy poo poo then they will keep making that. Vote with your dollars.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Not a viking posted:

Well, if all they sell is creepy poo poo then they will keep making that. Vote with your dollars.

Kickstarters voted with their dollars, to the tune of two million dollars. They're going to keep making that poo poo.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Not a viking posted:

Well, if all they sell is creepy poo poo then they will keep making that. Vote with your dollars.

I am. By not buying any of their stuff.

It doesn't help.

Moto42
Jul 14, 2006

:dukedog:


So, yea... is there a way to run a company anonymously?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

haha here let me fix that for you




Moto42 posted:

So, yea... is there a way to run a company anonymously?

No, not really.

radthibodaux
Nov 1, 2011

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS

quote:

Tomb Scorpions with CZ Bling

Bling: what mini painting has been missing all along.

Der Waffle Mous
Nov 27, 2009

In the grim future, there is only commerce.
What was the line that came out with a rat-man warlord dude with the ever so tasteful Ratman scrote and half-eaten pristine-titted slave chained to the back-banner?

Vermintide
Oct 26, 2013

Der Waffle Mous posted:

What was the line that came out with a rat-man warlord dude with the ever so tasteful Ratman scrote and half-eaten pristine-titted slave chained to the back-banner?


This one? The Banelords/Banebeasts line is rather fond of lovingly sculpting manjunk on their monsters.

I mean this model is pretty awesome, really nicely sculpted...
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/xmI5frv.jpg :nws:
'Til you turn it around.

Vermintide fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Nov 4, 2014

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
Hah, Maelstrom. Been a while since I saw that logo. Fuckers.

Esser-Z
Jun 3, 2012

C-can we go back to Scrunts and adorable cardbord vehicles?


Please?

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq

Esser-Z posted:

C-can we go back to Scrunts and adorable cardbord vehicles?


Please?

It's all dicks and titties from here.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


MY LIFE FOR YOU!
Are her arms wrapped around the poles?

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

jadebullet posted:

Are her arms wrapped around the poles?

Yes, they're the "ribbons" :gonk:

No Pun Intended
Jul 23, 2007

DWARVEN SEX OFFENDER

ASK ME ABOUT TONING MY FINE ASS DWARVEN BOOTY BY RUNNING FROM THE COPS OUTSIDE THAT ELF KINDERGARTEN

BEHOLD THE DONG OF THE DWARVES! THE DWARVEN DONG IS COMING!

Exinos posted:

It's all dicks and titties from here.

No longer we will have to waste time painting such boring detail such as faces and weapons and clothing; soon all miniatures will be lovingly sculpted torsos with a pair of finely detailed titties.

homerlaw
Sep 21, 2008

Plants are the best ergo Sylvari=Best

Pierzak posted:

Yes, they're the "ribbons" :gonk:

It'd be really cool and grisly if it wasn't so explicitly sexualized, ratmen carrying a snack with them into battle is cool. Corpse titties and detailed rat scrote are much less so. But if I had to choose the scrotes are much less distressing than the whole murder-porn vibe they got going on.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FayBHOhucf0

I'm well on my way to winning painting contests now!

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FayBHOhucf0

I'm well on my way to winning painting contests now!

It's dumb, but I laughed.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


MY LIFE FOR YOU!

homerlaw posted:

It'd be really cool and grisly if it wasn't so explicitly sexualized, ratmen carrying a snack with them into battle is cool. Corpse titties and detailed rat scrote are much less so. But if I had to choose the scrotes are much less distressing than the whole murder-porn vibe they got going on.

No, I agree, from a horror perspective, it is a cool concept, just horrifyingly executed for all the wrong reasons. And that isn't how bones work. I mean, with a bit of greenstuff and some cutting, the model can be made to look really hosed up(in a good, horror movie way) and awesome, as opposed to a you need help, you sick, sick gently caress way.

Glukeose
Jun 6, 2014

As a rule, mixing sexual imagery with horror can be an effective technique to evoke a visceral response in your audience. HR Giger founded an empire on that.

Slapping sexy animu babes all over stuff is not the same and these minis make me sad.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
After decades of constant errant titties on everything I for one welcome our new rhinoball overlords.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
I wonder if anyone has ever modeled truck nuts hanging off space marines

radthibodaux
Nov 1, 2011

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS

Improbable Lobster posted:

I wonder if anyone has ever modeled truck nuts hanging off space marines

Wouldn't those just be regular ol' testicles?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

radthibodaux posted:

Wouldn't those just be regular ol' testicles?

Powered Nutz. Just a pair of resin balls dangling in the wind.

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~
This Mega Armored Nob model basically has trucknutz but they're skulls:

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005
I modeled a dread in 3D once and someone pointed out that the censers look like balls and I've never stopped seeing them that way.

Calico Noose
Jun 26, 2010


Pfft, they've got nothing on Borka, who comes with a set of giant brass balls and a crotch spike.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
"Blue ones is hurtier."

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Vermintide posted:


This one? The Banelords/Banebeasts line is rather fond of lovingly sculpting manjunk on their monsters.

I mean this model is pretty awesome, really nicely sculpted...
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/xmI5frv.jpg :nws:
'Til you turn it around.

gently caress's sake, Mierce minis. Again, another company that does frankly amazing sculpting quality, but its female minis and stuff like the ratman make me ashamed ever to have bought any of their minis.

Which is sad, cos the ones I did buy (waaaay the hell back when they were a subsidiary of Maelstrom, with all that that implies) are really, really nice, both in theme and in sculpts.

They're not QUITE at the same level of blech as Kingdom Death, but close.

LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

thespaceinvader posted:

gently caress's sake, Mierce minis. Again, another company that does frankly amazing sculpting quality, but its female minis and stuff like the ratman make me ashamed ever to have bought any of their minis.

Which is sad, cos the ones I did buy (waaaay the hell back when they were a subsidiary of Maelstrom, with all that that implies) are really, really nice, both in theme and in sculpts.

They're not QUITE at the same level of blech as Kingdom Death, but close.

That's why I'm sticking with the snakemen. We might see some boobies, but that's the best I can hope for.

That unit of naked women is horribly sculpted. And it's a bunch of blindfolded naked women with claymores. Horrible horrible horrible.

Kerzoro
Jun 26, 2010

SRM posted:

This Mega Armored Nob model basically has trucknutz but they're skulls:


Yeah, AND they are part of the new meganob sprue too, and absolutely supposed to go in that spot.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

VikingSkull posted:





warhams guys love titties

I love this hobby

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010
Thread's favorite painting studio, new episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ichEg98nA8

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!

Pierzak posted:

Thread's favorite painting studio, new episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ichEg98nA8

I read the comments and a few people have commented that the guy is now apparently pursuing legal recourse against BTP. I sure hope that is the case.

spacegoat
Dec 23, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Nap Ghost
Yeah, looks like a lot of other dissatisfied customers are coming out of the woodwork over at Warseer. There's also some drama with Miniwargaming soliciting positive BTP stories from their paying subscribers.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

spacegoat posted:

Yeah, looks like a lot of other dissatisfied customers are coming out of the woodwork over at Warseer. There's also some drama with Miniwargaming soliciting positive BTP stories from their paying subscribers.

Colour me shocked and amazed, that after Miniwargaming has attended Vahalla: The Ultimate Wargamers Retreat, hosted by BTP for the last few years; that they would try to artificially prop up BTP and its lovely business habits/work ethic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcuM1dgs90k

Rulebook Heavily
Sep 18, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
And of course Miniwargaming is doing paid advertisments for painting services and has been for a while, so that might be part of it too.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!

Indolent Bastard posted:

Colour me shocked and amazed, that after Miniwargaming has attended Vahalla: The Ultimate Wargamers Retreat, hosted by BTP for the last few years; that they would try to artificially prop up BTP and its lovely business habits/work ethic.

This reminds me that one time Gately did a video at Valhalla with the guy who created Dropzone Commander. They were playing a demo game and the most notable thing about it was Gately routinely commenting on the guy's English accent, to the point where the DZC guy started to get rather annoyed (he even said "It's OK, I don't mind if you mock me" at one point). :v:

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
wow look at all them pasty white guys with no shirts

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A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
how do you pitch that idea to a group of adult men? like, before we go to our dumb game holiday, take your shirt off and yell a bunch?

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