warhams 40k serious discussion thread - aw yiss it's a skull joke

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ZombieParts: Jul 18, 2009; ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

i don't understand you

can you post a skull or a scrunt please

# ? Nov 8, 2014 05:45

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# ? May 16, 2024 03:04

White Noise Marine: Apr 14, 2010

The only war scrunt thread is amazing, I look forward to what antics you guys get into.

# ? Nov 8, 2014 06:24

Xlorp: Jan 23, 2008

An organized grime syndicate dedicated to finding their lost Primarch in the Slam Sector.

Glory awaits whichever Scrunt manages to pull his ~~redacted~~ from the ~~Sacred~~ Shameful Squig.

Xlorp fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Nov 8, 2014

# ? Nov 8, 2014 06:37

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

Xlorp posted:

An organized grime syndicate dedicated to finding their lost Primarch in the Slam Sector.

Glory awaits whichever Scrunt manages to pull his ~~redacted~~ from the Sacred Squig.

Nothing is sacred when a Scrunt is nearby.

# ? Nov 8, 2014 06:44

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

Tin Tim posted:

�SLAM SECTOR! SLAM SECTOR! SLAM SECTOR! SLAM SECTOR!�

Right on time for dinner, I'm hype

Props to all the good scrunts who made these things happen

# ? Nov 8, 2014 07:13

Chill la Chill: Jul 2, 2007; Don't lose your gay

I found a IRL scrunt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRZHo5WSgm4

# ? Nov 8, 2014 08:08

Kaiju Cage Match: Nov 5, 2012

# ? Nov 8, 2014 20:50

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

black face

# ? Nov 9, 2014 00:20

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Kinda. The Salamander's chapter recruits almost exclusively from a world of black people to start with (not kidding). Coupled with that is a Space Marine organ that controls melatonin levels in the skin to protect from radiation, and the Salamander's Geneseed is hosed up so that organ is always kicked up to 11. Somehow this also gives them glowing red eyes that let them see even better in the dark than normal Space Marines, who already see super good in the dark.

The Raven Guard have the opposite mutation so they all become weird albinos with jet black eyes that also let them see in the dark better. This is why you almost never see Raven Guard without their helmets, they'd die of radiation damage from even weak starlight.

# ? Nov 9, 2014 00:36

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

That's what GW says anyway, but they're retarded. In reality it's totally blackface.

# ? Nov 9, 2014 00:37

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Who What Now posted:

Kinda. The Salamander's chapter recruits almost exclusively from a world of black people to start with (not kidding). Coupled with that is a Space Marine organ that controls melatonin levels in the skin to protect from radiation, and the Salamander's Geneseed is hosed up so that organ is always kicked up to 11. Somehow this also gives them glowing red eyes that let them see even better in the dark than normal Space Marines, who already see super good in the dark.

The Raven Guard have the opposite mutation so they all become weird albinos with jet black eyes that also let them see in the dark better. This is why you almost never see Raven Guard without their helmets, they'd die of radiation damage from even weak starlight.

Oh, I just thought that they were African, I didn't know they were actually sooty and red eyed :confused:

# ? Nov 9, 2014 00:40

the fart question: Mar 21, 2007; College Slice

natives of the salamander homeworld

# ? Nov 9, 2014 00:43

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Professor Shark posted:

Oh, I just thought that they were African, I didn't know they were actually sooty and red eyed

yeah that was a later thing and its retarded

# ? Nov 9, 2014 04:43

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

warhams guys love titties

# ? Nov 9, 2014 11:47

a real rude dude: Jan 23, 2005

VikingSkull posted:

warhams guys love titties

who doesn't

# ? Nov 9, 2014 12:00

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

lol at them bazingas

# ? Nov 9, 2014 12:16

Chill la Chill: Jul 2, 2007; Don't lose your gay

VikingSkull posted:

warhams guys love titties

"The people who don't want these ~~women~~ females on the battlefield are the real sexists"

# ? Nov 9, 2014 14:17

Chill la Chill: Jul 2, 2007; Don't lose your gay

gender illusionist posted:

natives of the salamander homeworld

Why are they all clowns IDGI

# ? Nov 9, 2014 14:20

Chill la Chill: Jul 2, 2007; Don't lose your gay

Oh lol duh space marines have no semblance of battle tactics

# ? Nov 9, 2014 14:21

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

Looks like those clowns on Terra did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

# ? Nov 9, 2014 14:48

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

no I need to conceal my cheekbones with camouflage paint to break up the standard face light/shade pattern, but eh, gonna go topless because why the hell not.

# ? Nov 9, 2014 15:28

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

Shadeoses posted:

Looks like those clowns on Terra did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

lol

# ? Nov 9, 2014 20:10

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

my local GW has been reduced to a one man store haha

loving owned

# ? Nov 9, 2014 20:12

Kaiju Cage Match: Nov 5, 2012

Moola posted:

my local GW has been reduced to a one man store haha

loving owned

Steal everything when the guy has his back turned.

# ? Nov 9, 2014 20:39

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

would be loving easy, poor guy is swamped by people most days

shop is still quite busy

# ? Nov 9, 2014 22:40

A Mean Cow: Jan 18, 2004; I make the best space doll houses ever

Who What Now posted:

This is why you almost never see Raven Guard without their helmets, they'd die of radiation damage from even weak starlight.

Next I want to see the chapter of space marine bubble-boys who have no immune systems and severe gluten intolerance.

# ? Nov 9, 2014 23:12

a real rude dude: Jan 23, 2005

A Mean Cow posted:

Next I want to see the chapter of space marine bubble-boys who have no immune systems and severe gluten intolerance.

the codex for them already exist but when you buy it and open it its just a mirror inside

# ? Nov 10, 2014 00:49

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

does anyone have the hosed up tiny wolf picture on hand?

# ? Nov 10, 2014 01:52

Xlorp: Jan 23, 2008

FirstPersonShitter posted:

does anyone have the hosed up tiny wolf picture on hand?

Maybe not THE tiny wolf picture...

# ? Nov 10, 2014 02:27

juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

# ? Nov 10, 2014 02:30

Skarsnik: Oct 21, 2008; I...AM...RUUUDE!

FirstPersonShitter posted:

does anyone have the hosed up tiny wolf picture on hand?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1cVJje9PwQ

# ? Nov 10, 2014 08:22

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

Moola posted:

my local GW has been reduced to a one man store haha

loving owned

That's actually GW's deliberate, intentional strategy.

Like, they think that's the best way to do a retail store. Basically it's the hotdog vendor model of doing business.

# ? Nov 10, 2014 08:29

Phoon: Apr 23, 2010

FirstPersonShitter posted:

son of a bitch

# ? Nov 10, 2014 10:55

Some of the Sheep: May 25, 2005; POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Skarsnik posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1cVJje9PwQ

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=...52F%3B500%3B698

# ? Nov 10, 2014 11:54

Phoon: Apr 23, 2010

FirstPersonShitter posted:

# ? Nov 10, 2014 13:46

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Brinner posted:

I got into warhams when I was younger and eventually saved up enough to buy a Tau army. I half arse painted them and took it down to a local games club I found via gw. Turned out to be a bunch of really old fat dudes with severe disabilities, I got my poo poo handed to me by a space marine cleric with lightning claws and a jet pack who just kept rolling invuns. I'm sure it was probably against rules but by then I just wanted to get out of there. Sadly I'm terrible at painting and the books are atrocious now.

welcome home, brother.

welcome home.

# ? Nov 10, 2014 13:47

Waroduce: Aug 5, 2008

Phoon posted:

Gumbo Bulge, Scrunt Container.

Surrounded by other friendly Scrunts, Gumbo was enjoying the atmosphere and escalating stench of the confined space. At some point he had even attracted a lady Scrunt with a rather fetching mutant lobster claw. Someone in the Container, another Scrunt had started up a bbq, and Gumbo's stomach started rumbling at the stench. He looked forward to a traditional Scrunt meal of extremely burnt meat and gristle.

He peered about the container, searching for the source of the smell.

Then he found it.

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