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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
We would be through the looking glass here people, if we had a wider mirror.

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mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

lowercase16 posted:

Normally I'm a hug Carlin fanboy, so I'm a bit stymied. I need some help formulating an arguement.

"People have literally fought and died for your right to vote."

And mentioning privilege probably doesn't work with someone like that, but it's an insanely privileged position to not vote because you don't think anything will change because you're literally saying "voting won't affect me directly so why bother" because I doubt they'd honestly argue that everything is the same for literally everyone no matter who is in office. It's insanely myopic and selfish to acknowledge that you don't benefit from whether or not government programs are cut or expanded and so you just don't give a gently caress.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

mr. mephistopheles posted:

"People have literally fought and died for your right to vote."

But they also literally fought and died for your right not to.

ProperGanderPusher
Jan 13, 2012




mr. mephistopheles posted:

"People have literally fought and died for your right to vote."

And mentioning privilege probably doesn't work with someone like that, but it's an insanely privileged position to not vote because you don't think anything will change because you're literally saying "voting won't affect me directly so why bother" because I doubt they'd honestly argue that everything is the same for literally everyone no matter who is in office. It's insanely myopic and selfish to acknowledge that you don't benefit from whether or not government programs are cut or expanded and so you just don't give a gently caress.

"People are idiots. Just like Carlin always said!" :smug:

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

Intel&Sebastian posted:

But they also literally fought and died for your right not to.

Not really. Like, you're right from an abstract and generic ~*~FREEDOM~*~ perspective, but people had to directly fight for the legal right to vote and they're not comparable.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Intel&Sebastian posted:

But they also literally fought and died for your right not to.

Unless you're black, not really, and even there they didn't say that all Africans were inherently slaves (though in practice this was true).

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/11/04/midterms-2014-campaign-notebook/ posted:

Malloy said the problem caused him to vote about 35 minutes late and may have discouraged others from casting ballots. His Republican challenger, Tom Foley, said there's no legitimate reason to extend voting hours in the capital city. Problems also were reported in a few other towns including Wolcott, where one polling place ran low on ballots briefly.

Irregularities with voting machines, meanwhile, were detected in Virginia in places like Virginia Beach and Newport News. According to Republican Rep. Scott Rigell, the incumbent competing against Democrat Suzanne Patrick in the 2nd District, voting machines were switching electronic votes from Republican to Democrat.

Of course the machines are making them vote for those evil democrats :ohdear: thanks fox news!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

mr. mephistopheles posted:

Not really. Like, you're right from an abstract and generic ~*~FREEDOM~*~ perspective

That's really all I meant. I wish there was some magic box where I could relinquish my voting rights, bring a few revolutionary soldiers and WW2 fodder back to life and not hear it again. There's plenty of great reasons to be voting besides crochety anger and ancient corpses.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Sir Tonk posted:

Delirious and Raw are still pretty drat funny, guess it depends on the viewer. Considering the years they were made, the jokes were heavily in the mainstream.

Some of the jokes hold up really well ("Doo-doo-dee-doo... ICE CREAM!"), but it's hard to look past the numerous "human being" jokes. It might have been mainstream, but it still contributed to the dehumanizing of gays. The DVD I have has an interview with Eddie Murphy where he recants those jokes and apologizes for them, and while that's a great start, those jokes still ruin it for me.

To get back on topic -- Right Wing Media and its effect on the populace -- I've a number of coworkers that knock Murphy for apologizing, claiming he was pressured to by some kind of scary liberal agenda. Because hey, people realizing they were shitlords and gaining a bit of empathy has to be the end result of some scary shadow organization obsessed with turning ARE PRESHUS CHILDRUN into socialist communazi fagmosexuals.

Regarding George Carlin and the subject of voting, I think that was another one example of his tendency toward hyperbole for the purposes of humor. He wasn't literally telling people not to vote, he was saying that the majority always votes for garbage because garbage is what our system produces. It wasn't an appeal to keep potential voters at home, it was an appeal to vote better, not just to vote for candidates who will make things work, but to encourage actual candidates who care. Or maybe not, and maybe he really was that cynical and I'm just being hopeful -- it's all right either way, because as great as Carlin was, he wasn't infallible. He said a lot of really stupid poo poo too, but at least he had the decency to admit he said it instead of claiming to have all the answers.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Babylon Astronaut posted:

How do you communicate to the Democratic party that they aren't entitled to your vote merely by being not-Republicans with your vote? Isn't low voter turn out exactly how you can convey it?

It sounds stupid but you pick up the phone and you write letters (NOT e-mails). You'd be surprised how few people do this and how effectual it really is.

That and you stop donating money and when they call you up to ask you why you tell them.

BiggerBoat fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Nov 5, 2014

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Yeah old school letters, for all the flaws in Western democracies, is one thing that can get a candidate to sit up and take notice in a hurry.

ProperGanderPusher
Jan 13, 2012




Screaming Idiot posted:

Some of the jokes hold up really well ("Doo-doo-dee-doo... ICE CREAM!"), but it's hard to look past the numerous "human being" jokes. It might have been mainstream, but it still contributed to the dehumanizing of gays. The DVD I have has an interview with Eddie Murphy where he recants those jokes and apologizes for them, and while that's a great start, those jokes still ruin it for me.

To get back on topic -- Right Wing Media and its effect on the populace -- I've a number of coworkers that knock Murphy for apologizing, claiming he was pressured to by some kind of scary liberal agenda. Because hey, people realizing they were shitlords and gaining a bit of empathy has to be the end result of some scary shadow organization obsessed with turning ARE PRESHUS CHILDRUN into socialist communazi fagmosexuals.

Regarding George Carlin and the subject of voting, I think that was another one example of his tendency toward hyperbole for the purposes of humor. He wasn't literally telling people not to vote, he was saying that the majority always votes for garbage because garbage is what our system produces. It wasn't an appeal to keep potential voters at home, it was an appeal to vote better, not just to vote for candidates who will make things work, but to encourage actual candidates who care. Or maybe not, and maybe he really was that cynical and I'm just being hopeful -- it's all right either way, because as great as Carlin was, he wasn't infallible. He said a lot of really stupid poo poo too, but at least he had the decency to admit he said it instead of claiming to have all the answers.

Nah, he sounds sincere in that particular bit about not voting. Both sides are full of morons and are the exact same at the core, so why bother wasting your time? Also, nothing matters in the long run since the most powerful people at the top will always get their way (he went into this more in other bits). Social security, unions, and public education will all eventually be eradicated, and there's not a drat thing anybody can do about it because nobody gives a poo poo.

I'm curious what he would have thought if he had lived long enough to see OWS, though.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Babylon Astronaut posted:

How do you communicate to the Democratic party that they aren't entitled to your vote merely by being not-Republicans with your vote? Isn't low voter turn out exactly how you can convey it?

Low voter turnout can mean a lot of things (like "the opposing party is trying to keep turnout as low as possible so they can win easier").

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

This is the most wonderful image in human history.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Page 777 goes down hard.

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008
There is no :qq: big enough for the democrat tryhards in this thread.

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

Intel&Sebastian posted:

That's really all I meant. I wish there was some magic box where I could relinquish my voting rights, bring a few revolutionary soldiers and WW2 fodder back to life and not hear it again. There's plenty of great reasons to be voting besides crochety anger and ancient corpses.

Of course, but when you're dealing with "what has voting done for me lately" shitheads, the best you can hope for is a base emotional appeal that makes them feel guilty enough to vote.

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

Why not tell yourself you're voting "against" someone rather than "for" someone. At least that way it'll feel like your vote matters to some degree.

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

rakovsky maybe posted:

There is no :qq: big enough for the democrat tryhards in this thread.


"You lose"
Ivan Vanko, Iron Man 2

I'm a business owner in Texas, and I can't say enough this outcome is the best thing for our state to remain the powerhouse that it is.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

R-Type posted:

"You lose"
Ivan Vanko, Iron Man 2

I'm a business owner in Texas, and I can't say enough this outcome is the best thing for our state to remain the powerhouse that it is.

I hope you ship things via rail.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

R-Type posted:

I'm a business owner in Texas, and I can't say enough this outcome is the best thing for our state to remain the powerhouse that it is.

Powerhouse by what metric? Because you can bet that there are quite a few that don't look so good for you.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

StandardVC10 posted:

Powerhouse by what metric? Because you can bet that there are quite a few that don't look so good for you.

His business is worker injuries. You know, like in all those old metal videos where you have factories that just manufacture sparks? He runs those.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
Is Texas a powerhouse in leveling entire towns in chemical plant explosions? :shrug:

Because that totally used to be New Jersey's bag

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

StandardVC10 posted:

Is Texas a powerhouse in leveling entire towns in chemical plant explosions? :shrug:

Because that totally used to be New Jersey's bag

Well they've certainly had a strong showing the past 3 years.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

StandardVC10 posted:

Is Texas a powerhouse in leveling entire towns in chemical plant explosions? :shrug:

That's just the Job Creators' way of telling you taxes are too high.

Safety costs money and they're barely making ends' meet after Texas takes its cut.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



VitalSigns posted:

Safety costs money and they're barely making ends' meet after Perry takes his cut.

Hah, as if the state coffers ever actually get to see a single cent of the sweetheart deals that supposedly bring businesses here.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
You idiots, Texas has places like Houston which are huge boom towns for stuff like oil and gas.

And as we know, boom towns can only go up up up, so we gotta keep doing things the exact same as always to keep them going!

Also insert joke about West being a 'boom town' too.

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
There are plenty of other states for you to choose from that may better serve your sensibilities, I suggest you might want to consider them if you feel the dynamics of Texas economy are based purely on bubbles.

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

R-Type posted:

There are plenty of other states for you to choose from that may better serve your sensibilities, I suggest you might want to consider them if you feel the dynamics of Texas economy are based purely on bubbles.

Right, it just isn't an energy bubble. The economy is backed by an energy bubble AND many, massive job programs financed by the federal government.

bedpan fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Nov 5, 2014

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Republicans have made Texas the most job producing state in the history of the nation.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Screaming Idiot posted:

Regarding George Carlin and the subject of voting, I think that was another one example of his tendency toward hyperbole for the purposes of humor. He wasn't literally telling people not to vote, he was saying that the majority always votes for garbage because garbage is what our system produces. It wasn't an appeal to keep potential voters at home, it was an appeal to vote better, not just to vote for candidates who will make things work, but to encourage actual candidates who care. Or maybe not, and maybe he really was that cynical and I'm just being hopeful -- it's all right either way, because as great as Carlin was, he wasn't infallible. He said a lot of really stupid poo poo too, but at least he had the decency to admit he said it instead of claiming to have all the answers.

If I get Carlin at all, which I'm not saying I do, he was at that point an idealist who had given up all hope of ever seeing his ideals come true. I'm not sure if he thought even his comedy might have any kind of impact, and seen in this way him abruptly interrupting whatever he's on about to throw some fart jokes in (which he tended to announce he was going to do) might be the most cynical part of his shows. As if to say, none of this poo poo will matter so might as well talk about absolutely nothing.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

Nonsense posted:

Republicans have made Texas the most job producing state in the history of the nation.

And on the other end of the spectrum they've turned PA into a poverty-stricken hellhole. 47th in job growth and our education budget had all the meat cut away so they started chopping up the bones too. PROGRESS! Interestingly enough, though, is that even though the state voted a majority for Republican House members our incumbent Republican governor got creamed in the election. Turns out even Republicans didn't like his uberconservative "only prisons get funding, ever, and by the way I'm not taking literally free money from the government because gently caress you" platform.

Orange Devil posted:

If I get Carlin at all, which I'm not saying I do, he was at that point an idealist who had given up all hope of ever seeing his ideals come true. I'm not sure if he thought even his comedy might have any kind of impact, and seen in this way him abruptly interrupting whatever he's on about to throw some fart jokes in (which he tended to announce he was going to do) might be the most cynical part of his shows. As if to say, none of this poo poo will matter so might as well talk about absolutely nothing.

No, that's a lot of it. One thing he said time and time again was "this country is bought and sold. You don't actually have a choice." He even had several rants written about it and, as we're seeing now, it's basically true. Corporate interests influence the government waaaaay more than the people do and there is gently caress all we can do about it. Look at the insane wealth distribution and then realize that the gap is increasing. Carlin knew what was up and saw it coming pretty damned early. He admitted, when he was very old and a few years away from death, that he was, underneath all the cynicism, still an idealist. However, he realized how much humans sucked so he decided to suck by just sitting at the sidelines and watching the show. He ultimately realized how powerless he and the rest of the people were in the face of the absurdly rich so he basically decided to keep himself and others entertained until they died because, well, what the gently caress else could he do?

ToxicSlurpee fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Nov 5, 2014

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Man, Rush is going to be insufferable today. More so than usual I mean.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Edit: nevermind

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


Nonsense posted:

Republicans have made Texas the most job producing state in the history of the nation.

At the cost of what exactly? A State that has very lax rules regarding employee rights and very little corporate oversight?

I spent a few minutes trying to find this but I know a few years back Perry in an ad called out California and told their businesses to come to Texas. I think the LA Times had a enormous article regarding excruciatingly lax laws for employers, pollution, etc

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Right, there have been a couple of articles showing how Perry's vaunted "Texas Miracle"--which will be a major plank of his 2016 primary candidacy--comes from slashing regulations, giving corporations sweetheart deals, and shifting the tax burden to the working class while cutting services. It's a great deal for corporations but he's not really enticing a lot of people to move to Texas in net numbers because a lot of people are moving to other states for better economic opportunities there.

Gozinbulx
Feb 19, 2004
Man, seeing as how I get the majority of my Amero-centric news from this thread, seeing republican politicians act like insane idiotic children for 2 years and then be magically rewarded for this behavior by being given control of both the Senate and House is just astonishing. I'm done with this country.

Like literally the republican parties main policy platform for the last god knows how many years have been "gently caress everyone poor, gently caress everyone not white, gently caress women, like literally, we want to force doctors to rape women with a wand if they dare to get an abortion, rape is a slippery slope" and then the country is like yep, let's give these guys more power.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Chantilly Say posted:

Right, there have been a couple of articles showing how Perry's vaunted "Texas Miracle"--which will be a major plank of his 2016 primary candidacy--comes from slashing regulations, giving corporations sweetheart deals, and shifting the tax burden to the working class while cutting services. It's a great deal for corporations but he's not really enticing a lot of people to move to Texas in net numbers because a lot of people are moving to other states for better economic opportunities there.

And the opportunity to not get exploded. Don't forget that.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Gozinbulx posted:

Man, seeing as how I get the majority of my Amero-centric news from this thread, seeing republican politicians act like insane idiotic children for 2 years and then be magically rewarded for this behavior by being given control of both the Senate and House is just astonishing. I'm done with this country.

Like literally the republican parties main policy platform for the last god knows how many years have been "gently caress everyone poor, gently caress everyone not white, gently caress women, like literally, we want to force doctors to rape women with a wand if they dare to get an abortion, rape is a slippery slope" and then the country is like yep, let's give these guys more power.

Americans are fickle and have really short memories. I've always liked the analogy between the two major parties and UPS and FedEx.

People pick, say, UPS to ship all their stuff. Everything is great for a few years. No problems. Then eventually UPS loses one of their packages and maybe a friend or family member has something damaged by UPS. They switch to FedEx because of those mistakes. Everything is great for a few years. Shipping costs are about the same, maybe a little less. Then after a while, FedEx damages a package and doesn't give a refund because Fine Print. Then maybe a close friend has a package lost by FedEx or something. Those mistakes cause them to go back to using UPS because they're kind of dumb and fickle and are over the UPS mistakes and hey maybe they deserve another chance and blah blah blah. Then the cycle repeats every few years.

So yeah, Americans are fickle and have short memories.

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Tab8715 posted:

At the cost of what exactly? A State that has very lax rules regarding employee rights and very little corporate oversight?

I spent a few minutes trying to find this but I know a few years back Perry in an ad called out California and told their businesses to come to Texas. I think the LA Times had a enormous article regarding excruciatingly lax laws for employers, pollution, etc

Perry successfully sold the state of Texas both as both a brand & ideology. It's fair to say we've become more polarized than in the past, people are living where the ideology agrees with them, and not just where you get paid the most. Conservative states are growing larger, and liberal states remain static.

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