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54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Lord of the Flies?

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Vindolanda posted:

For sale:

ball pit

very used

Love the reference, but that could be because their child who has lived and played endless hours in it has gone off to college and they are trying to share the loving memories with a new family. A really uplifting story in 6 words!

Maytag
Nov 4, 2006

it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.
It's a mediocre photo of a ball pit not a Caponigro.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Maytag posted:

It's a mediocre photo of a ball pit not a Caponigro.

The real joke here is that there isn't any difference.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Solice Kirsk posted:

Love the reference, but that could be because their child who has lived and played endless hours in it has gone off to college and they are trying to share the loving memories with a new family. A really uplifting story in 6 words!

For sale: ball pit. Brony used.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Avulsion
Feb 12, 2006
I never knew what hit me

So what did they name the WiFi?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Avulsion posted:

So what did they name the WiFi?

WAN a Be Sedated.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He's gonna be waiting a while.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Avulsion posted:

So what did they name the WiFi?

Pretty fly for a WiFi.

It's an offensively overused 'humorous' name for a spot.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007
Fab

Avulsion posted:

So what did they name the WiFi?

FBI child molester task force # 1
FBI child molester task force # 2
And
FBI child molester task force # 4.

They're going to be driving around the neighborhood all week in search of # 3.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :barf: :barf:

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Pootine. :downsrim:

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

2 second rule! 2 second rule! :stonk:

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I can stare into a man's stretched anus with not a blink of discomfort, but that picture disgusts me on a very basic level.

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

oldpainless posted:

I can stare into a man's stretched anus with not a blink of discomfort, but that picture disgusts me on a very basic level.

I know, right? Who puts ketchup directly on fries? They'll get soggy!

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Everytime I look at it, that hair seems like its the tiniest bit closer to the burger.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
That's a drop of urine, isn't it. Glorious picture all around.

Boz0r
Sep 7, 2006
The Rocketship in action.
Does a McDonald's burger get more or less disgusting after lying on the floor of a public bathroom?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

beato posted:

2 second rule! 2 second rule! :stonk:

That's void in a public bathroom. If it's down, it's touched brown.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

Neddy Seagoon posted:

That's void in a public bathroom. If it's down, it's touched brown.

There's no way that there's a codified ruling on what to do when you drop your food in a public bathroom because no reasonable human being should even be bringing food into a public bathroom in the first place. Even in the comfort of my own home I leave my food outside the room where I poo poo. Sometimes I do bring my beer in there though.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Modern Day Hercules posted:

I leave my food outside the room where I poo poo.

This is what you do. If you can smell it, there are particles of it in your nose. And in the air. And settling onto every surface. Clean your filthy loving bathrooms, everyone.

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


Bertrand Hustle posted:

This is what you do. If you can smell it, there are particles of it in your nose. And in the air. And settling onto every surface. Clean your filthy loving bathrooms, everyone.

Do you throw out all your food if someone farts?

Shnag
Dec 8, 2010

"I'll be whatever I wanna do!"
If you smell poop there is literally poop in your nose, pretty gross. Also, mythbusters did a test of something like that regarding toothbrushes in the bathroom. They found out that there will always be poop on your toothbrush regardless of where you keep it, I think it even included ones fresh from the package. I know their experiments are mostly scientific in appearance only, still something to think about when its in your mouth.

content: a repost and goon made, still funny though and potentially :nws: if your boss doesn't approve of cats peeing like its a dude.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Bertrand Hustle posted:

This is what you do. If you can smell it, there are particles of it in your nose. And in the air. And settling onto every surface. Clean your filthy loving bathrooms, everyone.

Hate to break it to you, but there's poop EVERYWHERE. Even on your food.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



RatHat posted:

Hate to break it to you, but there's poop EVERYWHERE. Even on your food.
I'm poop!

Falcon2001
Oct 10, 2004

Eat your hamburgers, Apollo.
Pillbug

RatHat posted:

Hate to break it to you, but there's poop EVERYWHERE. Even on your food.

This is RatHat's way of confessing to his latest prank, "poo poo all over Bertrand Hustle's house".

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

RatHat posted:

Hate to break it to you, but there's poop EVERYWHERE. Even on your food.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

RatHat posted:

Hate to break it to you, but there's poop EVERYWHERE. Even on your food.

Yep, if you are disgusted by the idea of feces and urine on your food, I have bad news for you.

And never eat these peanuts they offer in bars. They likely contain the particles of a dozen different dicks.



Seriously, if it's OK to eat a pussy, where is the problem with piss on your food?


http://youtu.be/DO1Q7F23DxM

SpaceGoatFarts has a new favorite as of 18:33 on Nov 5, 2014

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Yep, if you are disgusted by the idea of feces and urine on your food, I have bad news for you.

And never eat these peanuts they offer in bars. They likely contain the particles of a dozen different dicks.



Seriously, if it's OK to eat a pussy, where is the problem with piss on your food?


http://youtu.be/DO1Q7F23DxM

Yeah and if you drink a glass of water you're probably drinking a molecule or two of Hitler. It would still be gross to eat a whole hitler.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Modern Day Hercules posted:

Yeah and if you drink a glass of water you're probably drinking a molecule or two of Hitler. It would still be gross to eat a whole hitler.

More gross than drinking a whole hitler over the course of your life? I mean, c'mon, just hold your nose and eat the whole hitler and get it over with.

Sad lions
Sep 3, 2008

I mean hitlers are an unspoken expectation but it's a question of how many millihitlers are considered safe for consumption in a given meal.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Modern Day Hercules posted:

Yeah and if you drink a glass of water you're probably drinking a molecule or two of Hitler. It would still be gross to eat a whole hitler.

How many calories in one hitler?

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer

Nastyman posted:

How many calories in one hitler?

Nein.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
So, this thread took a turn to the Ted Rall side of life.

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Nastyman posted:

How many calories in one hitler?

Try Hitler light! Half the balls, half the calories.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Ragequit posted:

Try Hitler light! Half the balls, half the calories.

I hear eating balls boosts your testosterone.

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

beato posted:

2 second rule! 2 second rule! :stonk:

gently caress the five-second rule. In public bathrooms, it's the five-foot rule. If it comes within five feet of any surface, you throw it out.

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