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sword_man.xmas posted:all well and good, but we know who is the true Puppet Of The Imp Zone Trolls Their internet sleuths discovered our imp conspiracy to rend control of the guild, starting with Widestancer seizing the OP, and culminating in my thoughtless and horrific dismantling of the fishing pact. We should all go home, we've been made.
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Jesus.. what the hell did they break yesterday. I logged in without issue and then got the "gods have disconnected you" notice within 5 minutes. I totally don't blame landless goons that are quitting the game after not getting land yesterday in Auroria. It was total madness seeing the entire housing areas fill up seemingly within 30 seconds. Without the heads up from FC that they were claiming a lodestone soon, I probably wouldn't have got any new properties. I got a thatched in Marcala that I have no idea how I'm going to build unless we have merchant ship runs going or a nearby crafting station.
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Nov 5, 2014 19:04
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the real longest con that nobody has figured out yet is that i'm the guild leader of wicked
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Nov 5, 2014 19:04
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As someone who was on both fishing guild events and donated the proceeds to the guild, it sure seems like goonfucking when you scam a bunch of non-fishing goons to funnel money to the fishing goons so only fishing goons can get gear.
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Nov 5, 2014 19:05
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Those fish are super tough, they need the gear to wrassle em down.
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Nov 5, 2014 19:08
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Earn money or get hosed. PvP is fun, but it don't pay the regrade fees. Fishing before Auroria launched so you would be able to keep up, and focusing on getting maximum gear within the next six weeks isn't a waste.
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Arrgytehpirate posted:Earn money or get hosed. PvP is fun, but it don't pay the regrade fees. Fishing before Auroria launched so you would be able to keep up, and focusing on getting maximum gear within the next six weeks isn't a waste. And yet here we are. I guess this is something you could call "demonstrably false" because the sperg on aranzeb is 2real4goons.
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Nov 5, 2014 19:10
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Arrgytehpirate posted:Earn money or get hosed. PvP is fun, but it don't pay the regrade fees. Fishing before Auroria launched so you would be able to keep up, and focusing on getting maximum gear within the next six weeks isn't a waste. All that fishing money didn't help Bluntmastergoku when I stole his Kraken Tentacle. It didn't help Wangja, Nagamatsuanimename and friends when we dunked them in seachild wharf. The real problem is most of you are awful at pvp and you still haven't figured out that gear won't save you.
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Nov 5, 2014 19:17
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Velthice posted:Fishing goons have finally convinced me to install the game. I can't wait to see what all the ruckus is about and also kill fishing goons. Heh, welcome to the drama pit. Fishing is by nature/game mechanics a care bear activity. Goons started rubbing junk together with pubs and other goons didn't like that. You know that one kid that likes to kick over sand castles in the sand box and then wonders why the other kids get mad. Well that sort of happened. Fishing goons leave and butthurt begins. (It's a little more complicated then that, but whatever) There is a pretty good writeup on how to attack fishing boats in the OP. I LOVE mspaint pics! Well done OP. To be more effective make sure you have at least 5 players in your group. Fish can only be hauled on backs, or the tanks of a fishing boat. You don't need to blow the boat up to get the fish (you can if you want, but it only costs like 1 gp and 10 mins to fix one) you just need to wait for the despawn. Take the wheel and drive the boat in a different direction, when the boat goes poof the fish will be floating in the water. Grab them with your 4 friends and take them to the dock for instant profit. See you out on the water.
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Nov 5, 2014 19:24
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DirtyFalcon posted:Iceland is actually a pretty neat place. Some of the clearest water in the world. That looks amazing but I bet that water is still cold as gently caress even with a suit on.
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Nov 5, 2014 19:24
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Tanreall posted:All that fishing money didn't help Bluntmastergoku when I stole his Kraken Tentacle. It didn't help Wangja, Nagamatsuanimename and friends when we dunked them in seachild wharf. The real problem is most of you are awful at pvp and you still haven't figured out that gear won't save you. Bluntmasta is a healer... No skill or gear would save a cleric with only Critical Discord in the ocean.
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Khako posted:Bluntmasta is a healer... No skill or gear would save a cleric with only Critical Discord in the ocean. Well someday he'll learn that sailing in contested waters is dangerous. Oh who am I kidding fishing goons will never learn that.
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Nov 5, 2014 19:29
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Tanreall posted:Well someday he'll learn that sailing in contested waters is dangerous. Oh who am I kidding fishing goons will never learn that. PvP in an open PvP zone with the ability to steal something for easy gold? Better take absolutely no precautions and demand nobody dare come near or...something will happen
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Nov 5, 2014 19:31
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JackDRipper posted:Truth be told I made every effort to come to an agreement with those left in charge. What am I supposed to do hand over 600 gold gear to screaming idiots that had no part in its earning making or event fishing thanks but no thanks. You wanted monies I provided a way to recoup for people involved. I could care crap all about fake money in a game. I will continue to help where I can when I can. For those screaming goonfucker and j4g well your entitled to your opinion.So long and thanks for all the fish. What you do is hand me the money and I buy dumb poo poo with it and fraps myself destroying it and upload the video publically and it would have been a lot funnier than what has happened.
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Nov 5, 2014 19:33
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Tanreall posted:Well someday he'll learn that sailing in contested waters is dangerous. Oh who am I kidding fishing goons will never learn that. After we smash up a few more wicked ships I'd anticipate us being offered a ship pact.
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Nov 5, 2014 19:33
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Eonwe posted:PvP in an open PvP zone with the ability to steal something for easy gold? Better take absolutely no precautions and demand nobody dare come near or...something will happen 
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Nov 5, 2014 19:34
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Dahn posted:Fishing is by nature/game mechanics a care bear activity. Who knew rubbing a junk into a fishing ship would cause so much trouble (note: both the junk and fishing ship were of legal age).
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Nov 5, 2014 19:35
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To be honest, I come across PvP while fishing far more frequently than I do when I go out and blockade carts in safe zones. Progression may be lame, but honestly if I can do it while sinking cutters, I'm happy.
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Nov 5, 2014 19:40
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Holyshoot posted:That looks amazing but I bet that water is still cold as gently caress even with a suit on. Yeah its 2-4 C year-round. Those were taken at Silfra
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Nov 5, 2014 19:52
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so is The Repopulation as bad as it looks I need to know what sandbox we can all poo poo in next
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Nov 5, 2014 19:56
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I tried to get goons to play Xsyon but no one wanted to  it has no PvP and is a communist wilderness simulator. Oh they actually added farming and let freebies make tribes now, neat.
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Nov 5, 2014 19:57
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Eonwe posted:so is The Repopulation as bad as it looks http://aena.at/craftmap/item1697.html Just look at this.
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Hazeron was fun until the goon guild collectively realized that it wasn't '95 anymore and quit.
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Starting a mmo is jam. I love every loving second of it. I begin fondeling myself every time I play around with my avatar's nose size. The rubbing intensifies with every npc with a question mark above it's head tells me I prevented the death of the 3 townsfolk that occupy the entire town from aggressive colored boars. I pull out my flesh to the open air when the lights burn into my retnas with every level gain. I stomp about the room shirtless and exposed as my meat flails with joy with each zone I clear and rendered useless for the remainder of adventure within the game. I set my hairless cyclops pet grunts aggressively with every successful dungeon party created with Tank, Healer, Dps. The erection reaches the ceiling and turns to me reaching sentience as the color purple and gold flash across the screen. My dick now prefers the name Mr.Phil and consumes me when I gaze across my superior numbers I can generate. Mr.Phil would like you all to know that mmos are the best and most original games there are and you need to get in on this. Mr.Phil leaves the dark room with a swift doorslam and is hired by Blizzard to begin work on the new world of warcraft expansion that will be the foundation for the next 10 years of mmos. Mr.Phil is love. Mr.Phil is life. Embrace the superior race you loving swine.
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Nov 5, 2014 20:09
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All that remains of me is eyeballs and hands floating within a jar of mountain dew.
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Nov 5, 2014 20:12
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And some people say video games can't be art.
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Nov 5, 2014 20:13
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Feed me you fucks.
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Drinkfist posted:All that remains of me is eyeballs and hands floating within a jar of mountain dew. I hope it's code red.
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Nov 5, 2014 20:14
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it is something horrible like mountain dew blue voltage
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Nov 5, 2014 20:16
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Drinkfist posted:Feed me you fucks. Well, I got ganked running a building trade pack to my new house on Auroria and I laughed it off, but secretly it kinda hurt and I'm sad now.
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Nov 5, 2014 20:16
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JackDRipper posted:Truth be told I made every effort to come to an agreement with those left in charge. What am I supposed to do hand over 600 gold gear to screaming idiots that had no part in its earning making or event fishing thanks but no thanks. You wanted monies I provided a way to recoup for people involved. I could care crap all about fake money in a game. I will continue to help where I can when I can. For those screaming goonfucker and j4g well your entitled to your opinion.So long and thanks for all the fish. Give it to balista.
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Nov 5, 2014 20:19
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Drinkfist posted:Starting a mmo is jam. I love every loving second of it. same
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Third World Reggin posted:http://aena.at/craftmap/item1697.html At least it has everyone's favorite pastime.
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Nov 5, 2014 20:26
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I was worried about this thread until grandpa came in with his crazy idea again.
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Nov 5, 2014 20:27
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Also Drinkfish buy me repopulation if you can so we can make wood glue in a 45 step process because I'm getting bored of warframe again.
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Dahn posted:You know that one kid that likes to kick over sand castles in the sand box and then wonders why the other kids get mad. Well that sort of happened. Except that there were those of us taunting the fisher to splinter the moment they started crying, but I sure as hell didn't expect them to walk off with my poo poo. And hey look JackDRipper is here to reset the "days since fishing goon last claimed they didn't steal anyone else's poo poo" counter to 0.
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30.5 Days posted:Except that there were those of us taunting the fisher to splinter the moment they started crying, but I sure as hell didn't expect them to walk off with my poo poo. I don't really know why you weren't expecting that
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BERGfu posted:Also Drinkfish buy me repopulation if you can so we can make wood glue in a 45 step process because I'm getting bored of warframe again. I still haven't seen or heard from the guy that spent 30+ hours of game time attempting to assemble a single leg of a robot solo. I like to think he is still dead in his apartment with rats feasting on his flesh. Mental images such as that really drive me as a survivor of the ebola apocalypse by being an angry antisocial shut in gently caress that operates in a world of bubbles and green food dye.
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Third World Reggin posted:http://aena.at/craftmap/item1697.html Oh baby its FFXIV 1.0 all over again.
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