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They're KINDA funny, but only from the realm of "AHAHAHAHA Jesus christ why didn't you keep that poo poo to yourself" It would have been mostly benign in relation to his usual humor if the whole "I keep her as my slave and poo poo" wasn't there
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goku im piss posted:They're KINDA funny, but only from the realm of "AHAHAHAHA Jesus christ why didn't you keep that poo poo to yourself" Perfect slogan for all of Twitter right there, actually.
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It is funny how if Artie said that on the show, it'd be a total non issue. Howard would chuckle, Robin would say he's terrible, and they'd move on with the news.
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Nov 6, 2014 01:05
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TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:It is funny how if Artie said that on the show, it'd be a total non issue. Howard would chuckle, Robin would say he's terrible, and they'd move on with the news. If it were a Gilbert Gottfried day, you know it would get more intense PDQ.
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Joke sucked. If you are going to be crude at least be funny. Actually now that I think about it, he wasn't ever much of a joke writer. He's just naturally funny which worked well in context of the show.
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Nov 6, 2014 01:52
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He has a hard time being funny when he is the biggest scumbag in the room.
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Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SSI1PBMTLs
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How Much Art posted:
Do you have roast herb pork chops? Goooooooooooood. He's a heavy boy.
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Mr Hands Colon posted:Do you have roast herb pork chops? Goooooooooooood. My grandson just learned to pump off... I love "Ethel's" inflection on the word 'grandson'.
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"Hi Richard this is your Dad. I heard on the radio that you're thinking about going to the dentist, and I just wanted to warn you that we knew someone who knew someone that went to the dentist once and had a really bad experience. OK bub, talk to you later"
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CortezFantastic posted:Joke sucked. If you are going to be crude at least be funny. Actually now that I think about it, he wasn't ever much of a joke writer. He's just naturally funny which worked well in context of the show. I'm having flashbacks of Michael Richards yelling "friend of the family!" in front of an audience.
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Irish Joe posted:Have you ever worked a blue collar job? I worked in a warehouse for four years. Never heard these kinds of jokes. I'm from the Midwest, so maybe in New Jersey when you see a hot black chick you immediately go to "I want to be a slave owner and whip her," I dunno. For the record I'm not a stupid loving social justice warrior. I hate it when people get butthurt (or at least pretend to be) over something inconsequential and a celebrity is shamed into a public apology. That's way more lame. How Much Art posted:- I think Artie's funny, the show took a nosedive once he left. The show took a nosedive the last year or two BEFORE he left, because half the show was about the obese, violent drug addict Artie and not the funny Artie.
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prefect posted:If it were a Gilbert Gottfried day, you know it would get more intense PDQ. Hell, this is what Gilbert could get away with saying on Howard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc3S5DTf30k I hate that Artie felt he had to apologize. Even though it was a half hearted apology and it had a "gently caress you" to people that were offended, still... some bust on that guy fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Nov 6, 2014 |
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Nov 6, 2014 07:32
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Hi, this is Artie Lange...
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Sal is a dumbass and deserves most of what he gets and probably shares equal blame in his marriage but oh holy gently caress I couldn't begin to imagine a marriage to that shrill, ungodly accent attached to a woman who seems like she walks around with a permanent sneer on her face and sheer disdain for your very existence in her wannabe-privileged life. The tape in and of itself sounds like practically any married couple I know with 3 kids(like my neighbor next to me and across the street) in that it's just sheer chaos all day long but she sounds truly awful. 25 minute mark for the tape. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5gQ0NIiPXE e: and I'm sure you guys from up north just are used to it but that is by leaps and bounds the least sexy accent to ever hear from a woman and I don't know how you deal with it. Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 11:00 on Nov 6, 2014 |
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Crotch Bat posted:Sal is a dumbass and deserves most of what he gets and probably shares equal blame in his marriage but oh holy gently caress I couldn't begin to imagine a marriage to that shrill, ungodly accent attached to a woman who seems like she walks around with a permanent sneer on her face and sheer disdain for your very existence in her wannabe-privileged life. The tape in and of itself sounds like practically any married couple I know with 3 kids(like my neighbor next to me and across the street) in that it's just sheer chaos all day long but she sounds truly awful. Agreed, lived all over the country and that long island housewife accent is the worst. Followed by Maryanne from Brooklyn's accent, and then the Michigan Debbie Schlussel accent.
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Nov 6, 2014 11:54
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Sasquatch! posted:This. If you're going to be racist, you better be funny. Otherwise you're just, y'know, a "racist". Sucks that he kinda apologized, but at least he didn't delete the tweets.
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Former Human posted:I worked in a warehouse for four years. Never heard these kinds of jokes. I'm from the Midwest, so maybe in New Jersey when you see a hot black chick you immediately go to "I want to be a slave owner and whip her," I dunno. I'm sorry your warehouse experience sucked.
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Some of it is the times, too, as they are a changing. When I went on my first engineering internship in 1992, factories were FULL of pornography. Mostly softcore, but the guys would post pin ups and centerfolds all over the place, and no one complained, because women didn't work there. As the engineering and business functions became more "integrated", this was slowly stamped out over like a 5 year period. At first, management tore all the crap off the walls, and the guys responded by decorating their enormous rolling toolboxes with naked ladies. Seriously, their attitude was "you can't take this away from me! It's my toolbox, so I can put whatever I want on it!" That's Artie's attitude right there: no one can take that away from him.
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Nov 6, 2014 13:48
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Norton said this morning that @Midnight told him they didn't kick him off the show. Interesting.
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~my warehouse experience~ Also lol at Artie blaming "PC groups".
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"I's gunna send more troops to Afghamastan" the day Obama was elected will never not be funny to me. Artie's "joke" sucked dick and wasn't remotely funny, but not because it was racist. Dunno why he apologized since I don't think he's beholden to anyone. Also, moral outrage groups can go gently caress themselves.
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Nov 6, 2014 15:18
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A rich, drug addict, "celebrity" comedian crying about PC groups ruining this country was actually the lamest thing about that apology. He built his entire fortune by being the crass everyman but when his unfunny jokes (that kill in warehouses apparently) fall flat it's the PC groups fault. What a giant baby.
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BobbyK posted:A rich, drug addict, "celebrity" comedian crying about PC groups ruining this country was actually the lamest thing about that apology. He built his entire fortune by being the crass everyman but when his unfunny jokes (that kill in warehouses apparently) fall flat it's the PC groups fault. It reminded me a little of the Joe Buck TV show thing, except that he couldn't talk about how funny Michael Irvin thought his jokes were.
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Well what do YOU do for a living? Oh you work at a warehouse ok.
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ESPN has banned Artie http://www.tmz.com/2014/11/05/artie-banned-espn-cari-champion-slavery-sex-tweet-jokes/
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The slave jokes sucked for sure but the Joe buck thing was great
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I am Joe Buck's Moral Indignation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dmqGg6Ccvw
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If Artie isn't allowed to work blue, what else can he do? That's like his whole act.
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The best part of the Joe Buck thing is that to this day Artie swears he wasn't trying to gently caress with Joe. They're good friends, he was trying to help a friend out, blah blah. Apparently the whole appearance just came out wrong or something.
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ESPN exec: "You know that comedian who keeps getting in trouble for calling people fags and had a bit in his act where he said friend of the family 50 times in 30 seconds and said gently caress and oval office on the Joe Buck show a bunch of times and has a long history of antisocial behavior? Artie Lange? Yeah, get me him. I work for Disney!" It was an unfunny, lovely bit, but c'mon man. Frog and the goddamn scorpion. e: And isn't @midnight a bit too "fruity" for Artie Lange? DangerDummy! fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Nov 6, 2014 |
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DangerDummy! posted:e: And isn't @midnight a bit too "fruity" for Artie Lange? Yeah, @midnight's audience doesn't seem like the type of people who would be receptive to Artie's brand of comedy. They basically want smirking people to say things they agree with so they can mindlessly cheer every line because that's what "comedy" is nowadays.
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Is that the lovely show that's on after Colbert that seems to consist of Q-list comedians looking at "Things From Reddit a Day Ago"? Artie must be hurting about missing out on the $1.5 GRAAAAAAAAAAND per appearance.
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This whole thing reminds me of the time Artie had Gilbert on his old show and they were talking about how dangerous something like Twitter was, take a listen at 8:00 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iejvLu-4y-s You baby gorilla! He can't even take his own advice
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DangerDummy! posted:It was an unfunny, lovely bit, but c'mon man. Frog and the goddamn scorpion.
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