The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Jerusalem was tried in Springfield Superior Court. The judge dismissed his ex-husband's auto theft charges and forced him to pay all back child support payments. Mr. Salem blamed the outcome on his lawyer, one Dr. Bouvenstein.

Dr. Bouvenstein, AKA Miguel Sanchez, AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Falk, was paid eight dollars for his thirty two hours of babysitting. He was glad to get it.

IMJack was charged with a violation of penal code 618A: Wonton Destruction of Precious Antique Cans. He was ordered to pay fifty cents to replace the cans and $2000 in punitive damages and mental anguish.

CharlieFoxtrot was remanded to the custody of the United States Army Neurochemical Research Center in Fort Meade, Maryland for extensive testing.

CharlieFoxtrot, See you at reveille, 0500 tomorrow.
IMJack, See you at the IRS!
Dr. Bouvenstein, See you in hell! ...
From heaven.

# ? Nov 5, 2014 18:41

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 00:05

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

See you in hell, candy goons!

# ? Nov 5, 2014 23:13

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

mrfart posted:

CharlieFoxtrot, See you at reveille, 0500 tomorrow.
IMJack, See you at the IRS!
Dr. Bouvenstein, See you in hell! ...
From heaven.

Would you look at these morons. I paid my taxes over a year ago!

# ? Nov 5, 2014 23:58

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 00:10

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

CharlieFoxtrot was remanded to the custody of the United States Army Neurochemical Research Center in Fort Meade, Maryland for extensive testing.

Pleasing taste... some monsterism. :science:

# ? Nov 6, 2014 00:59

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I don't care who's consolidating their power!

I want that oil well. I've got a monopoly to maintain. I own the electric company and the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 02:21

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

IMJack was charged with a violation of penal code 618A: Wonton Destruction of Precious Antique Cans.

Yeah...Skinner says you wouldn't have the wontons to go through with it.

:eng101:

wan�ton/ˈw�nt(ə)n/
adjective
(of a cruel or violent action) deliberate and unprovoked.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 02:29

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Do over Ham posted:

Yeah...Skinner says you wouldn't have the wontons to go through with it.

wan�ton/ˈw�nt(ə)n/
adjective
(of a cruel or violent action) deliberate and unprovoked.

I'm really glad you corrected him, Do over. People are always really glad when they're corrected.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 02:34

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

MondayHotDog posted:

I'm really glad you corrected him, Do over. People are always really glad when they're corrected.

Goons will like what I tell them to like!

# ? Nov 6, 2014 02:37

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

I'm really glad you corrected him, Do over. People are always really glad when they're corrected.

That voice! That shrill, disagreeable voice! It's her!

# ? Nov 6, 2014 02:44

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

That voice! That shrill, disagreeable voice! It's her!

An open letter to the goons of Something Awful: Today, our website lost what remains of its fragile civility, drowned in a sea of low-fat pudding. We are a forum of low-brows, no-brows, and ignorami. We have eight shitposting subforums, but no symphony forum. Thirty-two trolling hangouts, but no alternative theater forums. Thirteen subforums that begin with, "Le Sex." I write this letter not to nag or whine, but to prod. We can better ourselves!

# ? Nov 6, 2014 03:19

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman posted:

That voice! That shrill, disagreeable voice! It's her!

Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little TMMadman, Something Awful's answer to a question no one asked!

# ? Nov 6, 2014 03:20

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

An open letter to the goons of Something Awful

THAT'S WHERE WE POST! :hfive:

Do over Ham posted:

Today, our website lost what remains of its fragile civility, drowned in a sea of low-fat pudding. We are a forum of low-brows, no-brows, and ignorami. We have eight shitposting subforums, but no symphony forum. Thirty-two trolling hangouts, but no alternative theater forums. Thirteen subforums that begin with, "Le Sex." I write this letter not to nag or whine, but to prod. We can better ourselves!

Of course it would be wrong to suggest this sort of trolling began with mostly just incorectly quoting the Simpsons. After all, threads were gassed back when they were all OC. So what's the answer? Ban all posting entirely? In this goon's opinion, the answer, sadly, is yes.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 03:32

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Narry a warning light to be seen. Clear sailin' ahead for our precious cargo!

# ? Nov 6, 2014 03:56

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Martytoof posted:

Narry a warning light to be seen. Clear sailin' ahead for our precious cargo!

...the animated skull and under construction gifs?

# ? Nov 6, 2014 03:58

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Jerusalem posted:

...the animated skull and under construction gifs?

.... aye, the animated skulls and under construction gifs :smith:

some kinda jackal fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Nov 6, 2014

# ? Nov 6, 2014 03:59

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Do over Ham posted:

Yeah...Skinner says you wouldn't have the wontons to go through with it.

wan�ton/ˈw�nt(ə)n/
adjective
(of a cruel or violent action) deliberate and unprovoked.

Yeah, you've won this round Dean, but the war isn't over.

*Do over Ham's phone rings*

Hello, Do over Ham? You're a stupid head.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 04:03

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Mister Kingdom posted:

Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little TMMadman, Something Awful's answer to a question no one asked!

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

# ? Nov 6, 2014 04:07

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

IMJack was charged with a violation of penal code 618A: Wonton Destruction of Precious Antique Cans. He was ordered to pay fifty cents to replace the cans and $2000 in punitive damages and mental anguish.

Ah, these lenses are perfect! Now I can re-bottom those antique Coke bottles. Three hundred, four hundred, five hundred, six hundred...

*crash*

Five hundred four hundred three hundred two hundred one hundred zero. :mad:

# ? Nov 6, 2014 04:09

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Martytoof posted:

.... aye, the animated skulls and under construction gifs

I don't know what you goons did to him, but he hasn't been the same ever since.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 04:16

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Now dance, ye heavenly gobs!

# ? Nov 6, 2014 04:19

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

CharlieFoxtrot was remanded to the custody of the United States Army Neurochemical Research Center in Fort Meade, Maryland for extensive testing.

Can I have some apple sauce?

# ? Nov 6, 2014 04:20

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Crackerman posted:

Can I have some apple sauce?

Hey, I told you, you don't get your ~~gun~~ apple sauce until you tell me your name.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 04:27

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman posted:

Hey, I told you, you don't get your ~~gun~~ apple sauce until you tell me your name.

I...don't know...

# ? Nov 6, 2014 04:28

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I don't know what you goons did to him, but he hasn't been the same ever since.

No mrfart. Put it down. Put it down, mrfart. :gonk:

# ? Nov 6, 2014 04:37

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
�

Mister Kingdom loves Jerusalem!

# ? Nov 6, 2014 04:38

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Martytoof posted:

Mister Kingdom loves Jerusalem!

Nobody loves Jerusalem! :mad:

# ? Nov 6, 2014 04:39

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Is that the love between a man and a woman, or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?

# ? Nov 6, 2014 04:55

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Cry Havoc posted:

Is that the love between a man and a woman, or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?

It sure is, Havoc. Those two longshoremen found love.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 05:19

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Mister Kingdom posted:

Nobody loves Jerusalem!

I bring-ah you free pizza.... :qq:

# ? Nov 6, 2014 05:21

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

I bring-ah you free pizza....

Yousa scum compared to Martytoof.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 05:25

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Yeah, you've won this round Dean, but the war isn't over.

*Do over Ham's phone rings*

Hello, Do over Ham? You're a stupid head.

Boardroom Jimmy, is that you?

# ? Nov 6, 2014 05:26

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

TMMadman posted:

It sure is, Havoc. Those two longshoremen found love.

Something about a bunch of goons alone together in the thread... seems kinda gay.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 05:26

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Cry Havoc posted:

Something about a bunch of goons alone together in the thread... seems kinda gay.

Nonononono, guys...I'm not very political -- I usually think people who vote are a bit "fruity", but for some reason this Writer Cath really speaks to me.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 05:48

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

TMMadman posted:

Nonononono, guys...I'm not very political -- I usually think people who vote are a bit "fruity", but for some reason this Writer Cath really speaks to me.