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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
So whats the angle here? Gays are freaks? Quite the bold stand FX.

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Viewers Like Me
Nov 4, 2004


friendship is magic
in a pony paradise
don't you judge me
Dandy is in Miami! Matt Boomer! Is Dell is gay, shocker! Not! This is a Ryan Murphy show.

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!
Bearded lady? Penis lady? It makes so much sense now!

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand

Candy Dawn posted:

Bearded lady? Penis lady? It makes so much sense now!

Holy poo poo, I didn't even realize that until you said it!

Oh no. Poor handsome gay guy is going to get killed.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Candy Dawn posted:

Bearded lady? Penis lady? It makes so much sense now!

"It's actually not a penis." - :eng101:

e:

Captain Mog posted:

Ok don't judge me but I think the actor who plays Dandy is actually pretty sexy. I'm conflicted.

Don't feel bad it's weirding me out too. Luckily Matt Bomer is here to play a sexy murdered prostitute with a heart of coal.

Captain Mog
Jun 17, 2011
Ok don't judge me but I think the actor who plays Dandy is actually pretty sexy. I'm conflicted.

The Mechanical Hand
May 21, 2007

as this blessed evening falls don't forget the alcohol
I feel like this show has no idea what is going on with itself. Is that standard fare for AHS? I only came on board this season. Real talk, what was up with the death fake out?

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Ok $20 bucks to murder you, i mean take you home and murder you.

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!

Captain Mog posted:

Ok don't judge me but I think the actor who plays Dandy is actually pretty sexy. I'm conflicted.

He is! It's the spoiled whiny boy part that takes away the sexy. :( oh, and also the psychopath.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

The Mechanical Hand posted:

I feel like this show has no idea what is going on with itself. Is that standard fare for AHS? I only came on board this season. Real talk, what was up with the death fake out?

This show is and always will be Ryan Murphy's drunken rambling Id. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
I heard miss daisy needs a new head maid, that's some job security there!

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!
You keep saying that, dandy.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Murderbus!

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!
Beautiful gay guy, noooo!

Viewers Like Me
Nov 4, 2004


friendship is magic
in a pony paradise
don't you judge me

Tenzarin posted:

Ok $20 bucks to murder you, i mean take you home and murder you.

Yeah now that Matt is in the clown bus this is his last appearance.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Matt, nooooo.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Viewers Like Me posted:

Yeah now that Matt is in the clown bus this is his last appearance.

If only this was last season :allears:

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!
I think the tightly whiteys creep me out more.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Learn 2 stab Dandy

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Okay, I haven't even SEEN American Psycho and this is American Psycho as gently caress.

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
RIP, ever so handsome gay guy.

Maybe not? Maybe? That was...uncomfortable.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

You're making me feel bad, stop it!

The Mechanical Hand
May 21, 2007

as this blessed evening falls don't forget the alcohol
The real comedy is act is Dandy not knowing how to murder properly! Oh Dandy, didn't Twisty teach you ANYTHING? You goof.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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LOL dandy yelling petulantly at the corpse.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Oh boy, I can't wait to see the thing with Mike Waszowski and Elder Cunningham.

Captain Mog
Jun 17, 2011

DarklyDreaming posted:

This show is and always will be Ryan Murphy's drunken rambling Id. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't.

Ryan Murphy is probably one of the most hit-and-miss directors/writers on television. I hover between loving and hating him. He succeeds best when he's making you cringe and laugh at the same time.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Dandy has leveled up knife, disposing, and trickery.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Captain Mog posted:

Ryan Murphy is probably one of the most hit-and-miss directors/writers on television. I hover between loving and hating him. He succeeds best when he's making you cringe and laugh at the same time.

This is my very first Ryan Murphy thing ever and I'm just along for the ride.

Edit: Hey, Gabourey!

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`
Maybe dying in Twisty's murdervan makes you immortal.

Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!
Holy poo poo!

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Captain Mog posted:

Ryan Murphy is probably one of the most hit-and-miss directors/writers on television. I hover between loving and hating him. He succeeds best when he's making you cringe and laugh at the same time.

Yeah thinking about it now I could probably say that my previous statement applies to every Ryan Murphy helmed show

Ahahah Queenie. Welcome back for one scene.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

MOM, I DID IT AGAIN!

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Ops you can't doctor when you're DEAD!

ChadSexington
Aug 12, 2004
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
Can't wait for Dandy and Del to murder each other

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

OH gently caress!

OH FUUUUUCK!

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand
No Elsa!!!!

Captain Mog
Jun 17, 2011
... did he really think that would stop him from calling the cops? The very first thing I'd do after that encounter is dial 911.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Did I miss what Elsa's endgame is by bringing the twins to Gloria? Or do we just not know it.

Ambellina
Dec 6, 2005

Those who ride against us will be murdered where they stand

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Did I miss what Elsa's endgame is by bringing the twins to Gloria? Or do we just not know it.

She wants to stop them from being the star, so that she can be the star! They can't be the star of the show if Dandy kills them.

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Candy Dawn
Aug 7, 2007

Ponsuke-san!!
So... His mom wants him to procreate with the two headed person because incest is a bad thing?

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