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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
gently caress you assholes, I'm going to have to read injustice now.

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Skwirl posted:

gently caress you assholes, I'm going to have to read injustice now.

Now someone please post Alfred taking super pills that allowed him to fight Superman.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

NO! Winners dont do drugs!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

The MSJ posted:

Now someone please post Alfred taking super pills that allowed him to fight Superman.

No, dammit, that's about the time I started cracking. But well written Hellblazer esque Constantine is my kryptonite.

Cassa
Jan 29, 2009
Year three is all about Constantine and the magic people.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SynthOrange posted:

NO! Winners dont do drugs!
Tell that to Captain Super-Steroids.



Tales Of Suspense #92.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

John Carstairs posted:

Well, she did say please.

She's clairvoyant. She knew Batman would hang it up for her.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer
Sally Forth is shockingly hip to the comics of today:










(note: panels are not actually funny)

Mister Nobody
Feb 17, 2011

redbackground posted:


(note: panels are not actually funny)

Put this at the top please.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

Mister Nobody posted:

Put this at the top please.
I figured the words "Sally Forth" took care of that already.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Sally Forth is one of the better daily strips though?

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

Endless Mike posted:

Sally Forth is one of the better daily strips though?

From yesterday:



My sides!

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

redbackground posted:

From yesterday:



My sides!
Sally Forth minus Garfield?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



redbackground posted:

From yesterday:



My sides!
Yes, it's part of an ongoing storyline about Sally's best friend leaving her company. Sorry it is not sidesplitting funny every day and tries to have stories and continuity sometimes instead of one-off gags every day!

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Getting defensive about newspaper comics in 2014.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

WickedHate posted:

Getting defensive about newspaper comics in 2014.

Better than getting defensive about animes. :D

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

prefect posted:

Better than getting defensive about animes. :D

Anime is a lot more relevant and popular. :kamina:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

redbackground posted:

Sally Forth is shockingly hip to the comics of today:



(note: panels are not actually funny)

The first one is kinda funny if you imagine it's a pumpkin goatse.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Cassa posted:

Year three is all about Constantine and the magic people.

I never had any interest in Injustice until right about... now.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

redbackground posted:

From yesterday:



My sides!
Exactly, one of the better daily strips.

It's not a tough category.

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠

Skwirl posted:

The first one is kinda funny if you imagine it's a pumpkin goatse.

I'm quoting this one so people have to think about pumpkin goatse.



I'm impressed they did Stephanie Brown Batgirl and Scarlet Witch's hand thingy.

Hey DC, Sally Forth says bring back Stephanie Brown. Now do it.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Anora posted:

I'm impressed they did Stephanie Brown Batgirl and Scarlet Witch's hand thingy.

Hey DC, Sally Forth says bring back Stephanie Brown. Now do it.

Uh... that's not Stephanie Brown. That's one of the characters from the actual strip dressed as Babs Tarr's "Batgirl of Burnside"

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Anora posted:

Hey DC, Sally Forth says bring back Stephanie Brown. Now do it.

She is back as Spoiler.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Doesn't the guy who does Sally Forth also do a webcomic on the side where he makes fun of comics that's actually kind of decent? It's been forever since I kept up with the newspaper comic thread so I wouldn't know.


Anyway, on an unrelated note! Hawkeye vs. Deadpool #1:

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



He has a blog where he'll occasionally do a pisstake of another (usually classic zombie) comic or throw up a rejected Sally Forth or orphaned comic, but it's not a regular thing he does.



Incredible Hulk #365

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

404GoonNotFound posted:

Uh... that's not Stephanie Brown. That's one of the characters from the actual strip dressed as Babs Tarr's "Batgirl of Burnside"



I don't like the leather jacket part though. I mean, have they ever tried moving quickly in tight leather? poo poo ain't easy.

I'm not saying put her in spandex, just that she needs something made of comicbookium for freedom of movement.

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

Rhyno posted:

I don't like the leather jacket part though. I mean, have they ever tried moving quickly in tight leather? poo poo ain't easy.

I'm not saying put her in spandex, just that she needs something made of comicbookium for freedom of movement.

Why can't that comicbookium look like a leather jacket?

Mr Wikstroem
Nov 22, 2007

And now you read this in a seally Svedisch accent Jå?

Bucnasti posted:

Why can't that comicbookium look like a leather jacket?

It can, but the picture says it's leather.

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠

404GoonNotFound posted:

Uh... that's not Stephanie Brown. That's one of the characters from the actual strip dressed as Babs Tarr's "Batgirl of Burnside"

It was the blond hair and purple. I'm not up to date on DC right now because I dislike NU52, so crap.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

TwoPair posted:

Anyway, on an unrelated note! Hawkeye vs. Deadpool #1:



I love the detail of the hole in the wall being represented as a broken panel border in the bottom panels.

Anora posted:

It was the blond hair and purple. I'm not up to date on DC right now because I dislike NU52, so crap.

Have you not been on the Internet in the last few months? People were super excited for the new costume design the last few months and like half the comic book artists I follow either posted about it or drew fan art for it. Hers and Spider-Gwen were huge hits.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

TwoPair posted:

Doesn't the guy who does Sally Forth also do a webcomic on the side where he makes fun of comics that's actually kind of decent? It's been forever since I kept up with the newspaper comic thread so I wouldn't know.

Ces does have a webcomic called Medium Large -- it's on Gocomics -- but it only gets updated once in a while. (Which is, of course, not unusual for webcomics.)

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Bucnasti posted:

Why can't that comicbookium look like a leather jacket?


Mr Wikstroem posted:

It can, but the picture says it's leather.

This. I seriously just put on my jacket and it's a struggle to lift my arms straight up in the air. Leather is not good super hero attire.

Senor Candle
Nov 5, 2008

Rhyno posted:

This. I seriously just put on my jacket and it's a struggle to lift my arms straight up in the air. Leather is not good super hero attire.

Good thing it's a comic book and that literally doesn't matter.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Don't know the exact source, something from 2000 A.D.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
The CIA hates happy bears, I guess.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Rhyno posted:

This. I seriously just put on my jacket and it's a struggle to lift my arms straight up in the air. Leather is not good super hero attire.

I bet Batgirl works out a lot more than you do.

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

prefect posted:

I bet Batgirl works out a lot more than you do.

Batgirl also has to worry about getting stabbed at least as much as Rhyno does.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Uthor posted:

Have you not been on the Internet in the last few months? People were super excited for the new costume design the last few months and like half the comic book artists I follow either posted about it or drew fan art for it. Hers and Spider-Gwen were huge hits.


(Amazing Spider-Man 009)

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Uthor posted:

Don't know the exact source, something from 2000 A.D.
It's from Prog #24

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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Yes, leather would suck for a super hero costume. Spandex getting into every crevice wouldn't be much better. Comic book characters do not have to and never have and never will give a poo poo about realism in their outfits, move the hell on.

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