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Welcome to Chopped. Your first round ingredients are:
You have 30 minutes for the appetizer round. Your time starts... now! Bwee fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Nov 7, 2014 |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 01:48 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 16:43 |
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*sweats profusely* |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 01:49 |
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ALEX: This is a tough round. I don't know how they're going to incorporate the tits and assers. AARON [sadly]: I agree, Alex. MARCUS: Are you ok, Aaron? You look upset. AARON [sadly]: I always look like this. |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 01:53 |
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hey guys, im WMS. im not the best chef but i always try my best and I seem to make food people enjoy Now im actually gonna use the tits and assers as my main course, see, breasts and butts both are curvy and using the anime as an accentuation rather than the focus should put me ahead of the rest. |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 01:56 |
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I'll be using the weed as a base for a nice cream sorbet, obviously the chill is what will keep it in its congealed form. |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 01:57 |
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[old white guy]: I's she chopping that? [lady]: oh god [excited, dark skinned fellow]: SHE'S CHOPPING IT!! |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 02:03 |
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i'd start by pan frying the anime medallion in olive oil basting it occasionally with its own juice i'd then sauté the weed, blending in seared tits and assers with crushed black pepper i create a chill and white wine reduction as a dressing which i pour around the base of the weed |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 02:04 |
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Cumt posted:i'd start by pan frying the anime medallion in olive oil basting it occasionally with its own juice JUDGES: Oh my god... he used mids... |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 02:08 |
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[contestant]: I've prepared a traditional Provençal dish known as "Anime à la T-Pain." The track is chopped and then lightly screwed, for additional flavor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuAL2oSKtqo |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 02:09 |
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Bwee posted:
lol |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 02:09 |
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Oh gosh, I've never cooked with anime!!! |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 02:10 |
I just empty a vase of weed onto a plate and jam a fork into it, handing it to the judges and looking at them judgementally | |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 02:15 |
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*looks at chopped title* *looks at WMS* |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 02:56 |
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*licks the weed tonguefully* |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 02:57 |
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is this about cooking? |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 02:59 |
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Afro Doug posted:is this about cooking? quick post a recipe or you'll get chopped!! |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 03:15 |
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# ? Nov 7, 2014 03:19 |
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# ? Nov 7, 2014 03:20 |
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Weed sushi rolls presented on the finest tits and assers of the most discerning of Japanese anime cosplayers. Each will, of course, be wearing the chillest of shades. The pure chill of their auras will ensure that the sushi remains at optimal temperatures. |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 03:21 |
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the chill! you forgot to plate the chill! |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 03:21 |
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warroar posted:the chill! you forgot to plate the chill! the chill is in the sauce |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 03:22 |
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Cumt posted:the chill is in the sauce gimme back my treasure |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 03:23 |
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Alright, times up! Now let's look at our contestants. WindmillSlayer posted:hey guys, im WMS. im not the best chef but i always try my best and I seem to make food people enjoy Now im actually gonna use the tits and assers as my main course, see, breasts and butts both are curvy and using the anime as an accentuation rather than the focus should put me ahead of the rest. Cumt posted:i'd start by pan frying the anime medallion in olive oil basting it occasionally with its own juice GEExCEE posted:[contestant]: I've prepared a traditional Provençal dish known as "Anime à la T-Pain." The track is chopped and then lightly screwed, for additional flavor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuAL2oSKtqo Quickscope420dad posted:I just empty a vase of weed onto a plate and jam a fork into it, handing it to the judges and looking at them judgementally Theglavwen posted:Weed sushi rolls presented on the finest tits and assers of the most discerning of Japanese anime cosplayers. Each will, of course, be wearing the chillest of shades. The pure chill of their auras will ensure that the sushi remains at optimal temperatures. Bwee fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Nov 7, 2014 |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 03:25 |
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i put my heart and soul into the dish, i just hope it was enough to impress the judges |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 03:30 |
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Your judges for the first round Marcus Samuelsson Psychic Type Sagittarius Half-Orc Wizard Alex Guarnaschelli Grass Type Aries Gnome Bard Aaron Sanchez Steel Type Taurus Human Paladin BYOB, please choose your character! We need three volunteers for this round to judge the dishes! Bwee fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Nov 7, 2014 |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 03:32 |
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Cumt posted:i put my heart and soul into the dish, i just hope it was enough to impress the judges How'd you get that red colour in your white wine and chill reduction? Is the red from the chill? I'm impressed, if so, I mean, red's usually raging, very unchill. Is that like, cajun chill? poo poo, you didn't use chilli did you?! |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 03:33 |
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Theglavwen posted:How'd you get that red colour in your white wine and chill reduction? I cut myself while cooking but just went with it |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 03:36 |
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Cumt posted:I cut myself while cooking but just went with it drat. Chill. |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 03:37 |
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which contestant is the insufferable arrogant aspie? there's always at least one |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 03:38 |
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Definitely either this guy:Quickscope420dad posted:I just empty a vase of weed onto a plate and jam a fork into it, handing it to the judges and looking at them judgementally or this guy: Theglavwen posted:How'd you get that red colour in your white wine and chill reduction? |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 03:44 |
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Bwee posted:BYOB, please choose your character! We need three volunteers for this round to judge the dishes! |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 03:45 |
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I will be marcus i know nothing about this show |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 04:08 |
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I'll be alex and I'm only somewhat familiar with the show. |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 04:10 |
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aaron here |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 04:13 |
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i really should have been the bard though |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 04:14 |
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Okay! Marcus, Alex, Aaron -- what did you think of the dishes? And who do you think should be chopped in the appetizer round? |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 04:20 |
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Hello I'm Marcus and I'm here to judge soem bullshit I guess. This might be the appetizer round but I'm hoping to get baked off of these edibles so now lets get to the judging. Presentation: Cumt is the clear winner here becazuse his dish is an actual dish with food on it and not just words which you can't really eat. Points to GeexCee for having a video but you cant eat a video but htat's ok because it's just a presentation. IO can kind of see WMSs dish in my mind. The other posts arent appetizing at all. get hosed the glavwen and other guy Taste: theglavwen comes out a big winner here. this food is actually edible. WMS, i see what you were trying to do there but you hosed up. shouldve played to your strength in anime. Needs more anime. cumts tastes like rear end. good technique, but tastes like rear end. some things they don't teach you at the CIA. the other two are the culinary equivalent of poo poo coming from an rear end and also i can't taste the rear end, or tits, in either one. Creativity: quickscope thinks hes a bad boy with his presentation but the food world doesnt need another damien hirst type motherfucker waLKING around in it? you ever been to el bulli? creativity takes more than this bullshit. i don't even need to grade the rest because quickscopes getting chopped, in the neck, wu-tang style |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 04:29 |
I knew i should've signed the plate "R. Mutt" | |
# ? Nov 7, 2014 04:30 |
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dogcrash truther posted:
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dogcrash truther posted:
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