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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Guavanaut posted:

I remember a sign in South Africa going back a few years ago (late Mandela presidency I think) saying that there were only 12 countries in the world where water from the tap is safe to drink for everyone, and South Africa was one of them.

Has South Africa regressed in water standards, was the sign bullshit propaganda, or is the map lying? (Or all of the above, I wouldn't necessarily disbelieve that.)

It probably depended on where in South Africa the tap was.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Well, I think the main point of the sign was that prior to Mandela it was only white-majority areas that had clean tap water, and it was boasting a key achievement of making clean tap water available to all. There were probably more than a few rural areas where this wasn't totally accurate though.

Speaking of which, there are still places in rural Spain where people by convention do not drink the tap water. It's good enough for everything else but people still buy carboys of water from the local store for drinking. That's not red on the map though.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Yeah, by convention. I'd be surprised the tap water wasn't safe to drink. I know people in my family who don't like drinking tap water in cities, for some reason (France).

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

XMNN posted:


Have another mystery map.

Noble Civilized Whites (and honorary whites) vs the Uncivilized Savages

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

BBJoey posted:

Noble Civilized Whites (and honorary whites) vs the Uncivilized Savages
It might as well be.

Peggotty
May 9, 2014

Guavanaut posted:

Speaking of which, there are still places in rural Spain where people by convention do not drink the tap water. It's good enough for everything else but people still buy carboys of water from the local store for drinking. That's not red on the map though.

They must have drawn the line slightly above "you will most probably not die if you drink this", the water in some parts of Spain is really lovely. You should definitely not regularly drink tap water in Barcelona, for example, but any kind of bacteria is certainly dead from the copious amount of chlorine they put in it.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

BBJoey posted:

Noble Civilized Whites (and honorary whites) vs the Uncivilized Savages

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012


I was looking for that to post as comparison but couldn't find it. Thanks :unsmith:

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011


I've always loved that map. Also, is Italy from something like Tuscany downwards (apart from savage Finland) the only place in Western Europe that doesen't get to be all "enlightened"?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Randarkman posted:

I've always loved that map. Also, is Italy from something like Tuscany downwards (apart from savage Finland) the only place in Western Europe that doesen't get to be all "enlightened"?

Ireland and Scotland also appear to be stuck at "civilized." Guess where the map was made.

made of bees
May 21, 2013
I like how they label Ethiopia, which had an official church before the Roman Empire, as 'Corrupt Christianity'.

It's interesting that they didn't lump Islam together with every other non-Christian religion as pagan, that's a much more enlightened understanding of Islam than a lot of modern American Protestants.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

*Can't read, ignore*

Randarkman fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Nov 7, 2014

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Yeah, that's one of my favorite old maps.

China, the world's oldest surviving civilization, with a monarchy tracing its roots back 3/4000 years, "half-civilized."

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


made of bees posted:

I like how they label Ethiopia, which had an official church before the Roman Empire, as 'Corrupt Christianity'.

It's interesting that they didn't lump Islam together with every other non-Christian religion as pagan, that's a much more enlightened understanding of Islam than a lot of modern American Protestants.

Ethiopia are Orthodox, which is kind of like Catholic but with a sinister middle eastern/eastern european flavor, so that's two strikes against them in the eyes of the WASPs who made thet map up

Horns of Hattin
Dec 21, 2011
It's actually an interesting map if you read it as a literacy rate map.

It's like this, but you have to rewind 80 more years:


http://www.ourworldindata.org/data/education-knowledge/literacy/
code:
      		1820	1870
UK		53%	76%
France		38	69
Germany		65	80
Netherlands	67	81
Sweden		75?	80?
Italy		22	32
Spain		20	30
Turkey		6?	9?
Russia  	8       15

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
If any of you guys are in the UK or have access to iPlayer there's a really good series called Maps: Power, Plunder and Possession on their at the moment about maps (obv) and how they reflect/inform our views of the world.

For example, the Ebstorf map isn't a particularly geographically accurate representation of the world, but places Jerusalem and a fairly detailed Holy Land at the centre of the world and the whole thing is one big Jesus (his little feet and hands are poking out around the edges) because it was made for/in a medieval abbey. There's Biblical monsters like Gog and Magog hanging around the "Here be dragons" bits at the edges of the known world.



For some reason the version on imgur isn't keeping the larger resolution of the wikipedia version here if you want to read some of the labels/see the illustrations more clearly.

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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Pakled posted:

Yeah, that's one of my favorite old maps.

China, the world's oldest surviving civilization, with a monarchy tracing its roots back 3/4000 years, "half-civilized."

Are we including the devastating famines they had every few years or their rejection of western technology that caused their irrelevancy from world affairs for two centuries?

I'm not trying to start a flamewar but this idea that just because they invented paper and gunpowder before everyone else doesn't make them Atlantis.

Pook Good Mook fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Nov 7, 2014

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Pakled posted:

Yeah, that's one of my favorite old maps.

China, the world's oldest surviving civilization, with a monarchy tracing its roots back 3/4000 years, "half-civilized."

Are there any maps where China does the same thing and points out the backwards nature of the Greater Western White Devil or something? I'd like to see some old-timey racism from someone else's perspective for a change :allears:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Fojar38 posted:

Ireland and Scotland also appear to be stuck at "civilized." Guess where the map was made.
US Atlantic coast, probably New England. If it was made in the south of England they would have had Ireland as barely civilized and would not have bothered extending enlightened as far as Yorkshire.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Pakled posted:

Yeah, that's one of my favorite old maps.

China, the world's oldest surviving civilization, with a monarchy tracing its roots back 3/4000 years, "half-civilized."

The fact they list most of Asia as half civilized reads to me like a grudging acknowledgement that they are in fact civilized, but the WRONG KIND of civilization. Places like Native America and Africa had lots of people as hunter-gatherers/not part of an agricultural society, and they clearly recognize that

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

duckmaster posted:

drat this was too easy. It's total percentage of energy from renewable sources. It includes hydroelectric which as discussed is probably the most damaging of them all. Wish there was a map which excluded them. North Koreas is almost all hydroelectric.

Oh well

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Former Yugoslavia is planning a shitload of dams.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
How come literally all of the former Yugoslavia is covered?

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009
Pretty sure that's the Danube.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Are there any maps where China does the same thing and points out the backwards nature of the Greater Western White Devil or something? I'd like to see some old-timey racism from someone else's perspective for a change :allears:

I'm sure there are, but none that I can think of right now.

On a tangentially related note, have some 20th century Japanese propaganda maps that don't exactly paint Europeans in a positive light.


PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

How come literally all of the former Yugoslavia is covered?

They've got plans, big plans, you'll see. We'll all see.


They're all going to drown each other.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

Pakled posted:

China, the world's oldest surviving civilization, with a monarchy tracing its roots back 3/4000 years, "half-civilized."

That's not how Chinese monarchy worked. Each dynasty was pretty much a separate thing from the previous ones, to the point of having different borders and capitals and poo poo. It wasn't one connected line of succession, almost really a bunch of different countries that occupied some of the same area and generally called themselves the same thing. I'm pretty sure they really do have the oldest continuous civilization, but even if you accepted the traditional dates for the longest lived monarchy in China (zhang dynasty at something like 800 years), it'd be long but not really that impressive. Japan has them beat.

VerdantSquire
Jul 1, 2014

Edit: Nevermind me, I forgot to read a bit and made a big dumb post about something that was actually irrelevant.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Modern Day Hercules posted:

That's not how Chinese monarchy worked. Each dynasty was pretty much a separate thing from the previous ones, to the point of having different borders and capitals and poo poo. It wasn't one connected line of succession, almost really a bunch of different countries that occupied some of the same area and generally called themselves the same thing. I'm pretty sure they really do have the oldest continuous civilization, but even if you accepted the traditional dates for the longest lived monarchy in China (zhang dynasty at something like 800 years), it'd be long but not really that impressive. Japan has them beat.

It's almost like "civilization" is a borderline meaningless term that is very seldom defined with any degree of precision

feller
Jul 5, 2006


icantfindaname posted:

Ethiopia are Orthodox, which is kind of like Catholic but with a sinister middle eastern/eastern european flavor, so that's two strikes against them in the eyes of the WASPs who made thet map up

No they aren't.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008



They're Oriental Orthodox. I didn't say they were Eastern/Greek Orthodox

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Pakled posted:

I'm sure there are, but none that I can think of right now.

On a tangentially related note, have some 20th century Japanese propaganda maps that don't exactly paint Europeans in a positive light.



That's, uh, that's not quite America, Japan.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

BBJoey posted:

That's, uh, that's not quite America, Japan.

Well, duh, that's Amepica. :colbert:

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy




It's a lot of the same stuff. They made the UK a tiger though, pretty amateurish.

EDIT:

I do like that the Japanese used an octopus to represent Imperial Russia. That's probably one of the oldest war time propaganda motifs.



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icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


RocknRollaAyatollah posted:

I do like that the Japanese used an octopus to represent Imperial Russia. That's probably one of the oldest war time propaganda motifs.

You sure that wasn't intended as a compliment? We all know what the Japanese think of tentacles...

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

A much better version. I love the German sausage:

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

The Monkey Man posted:

A much better version. I love the German sausage:



I've always appreciated the key to help out those not well versed in their national representations.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

icantfindaname posted:

You sure that wasn't intended as a compliment? We all know what the Japanese think of tentacles...

And Jews, apparently.

Ghost of Mussolini
Jun 26, 2011

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Are there any maps where China does the same thing and points out the backwards nature of the Greater Western White Devil or something? I'd like to see some old-timey racism from someone else's perspective for a change :allears:

the unshaded bits are the barbarians

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Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Are there any maps where China does the same thing and points out the backwards nature of the Greater Western White Devil or something? I'd like to see some old-timey racism from someone else's perspective for a change :allears:

Not a map, but this 1839 letter from a Chinese official to Queen Victoria certainly shows the attitude you're thinking of:

quote:

Were China to concern herself only with her own advantage without showing any regard for other people's welfare, how could foreigners continue to live? Foreign products like woolen cloth and beiges rely on Chinese raw materials such as silk for their manufacturing. Had China sought only her own advantage, where would the foreigners' profit come from? The products that foreign countries need had have to import from China are too numerous to enumerate: from food products such as molasses,ginger, and cassia to useful necessities such as silk and porcelain. The imported goods from foreign countries, on the other hand, are merely playthings which can be easily dispensed with without causing any ill effect.

Edit: Oh, and the letter never reached Queen Victoria. The first Opium War began the same year.

Kassad fucked around with this message at 10:18 on Nov 7, 2014

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