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Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Gough Suppressant posted:

The guy attempting to hold a seminar on how to choke women into loving you said it was very sad that he felt his safety was threatened by protesters :laugh:

Excellent, he seems sufficiently negged, now we can hit with with a compliment about his shoes or something.

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Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

Senor Tron posted:

Excellent, he seems sufficiently negged, now we can hit with with a compliment about his shoes or something.

But when do we use a headlock :confused:

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You gotta yell "Corybernardi!" and push them down at your crotch first.

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.

hooman posted:

That you were verbatim asked to, and if they request you stop, you stop immediately.

That is the only situation in which that is ok.

eg. Senator Bernardi says "Please put me in a headlock and quote neoliberal dogma at me while I masturbate furiously at the thought of uppity women getting what they deserve because that is literally the only way I can gain sexual satisfaction".

That's definitely not the only way, he's big into bestiality. Probably Kenny's fault.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I'm disappointed in Labor. They should do preference deals but Tony used his magic words to somehow attach the Greens to "Deals with the Greens = Rudd/Gillard/Rudd and now every Labor State representative is just mimicking Tony.

How is a man so uncharismatic and stupid able to control the discussion?

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Anidav posted:

How is a man so uncharismatic and stupid able to control the discussion?

Because we made him PM and apparently that means it works. Also, uncharismatic and complete arsehole works, see Scott Morrison, uncharismatic and complete wanker works, see Christopher Pyne. Therefore we just seem to like horrible stupid arsehole wankers!

Auspol November: Headlocks Are For Funsies!

TheMightyHandful
Dec 8, 2008

hooman posted:

That you were verbatim asked to, and if they request you stop, you stop immediately.

That is the only situation in which that is ok.

eg. Senator Bernardi says "Please put me in a headlock and quote neoliberal dogma at me while I masturbate furiously at the thought of uppity women getting what they deserve because that is literally the only way I can gain sexual satisfaction".

How did you know my exact sexual fantasies?

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



The Parliament about nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuDTMmxGStE

Box Hill Strangler
Jun 27, 2007

Frozen peas are on special at Woolies! Bargain!

Nibbles! posted:

Just cause someone is in a headlock doesn't automatically make it a domestic violence situation; they might be playing.

Its sure not domestic violence if you choke them out first. Clearly Bernardi is all about diffusing techniques.

Serrath
Mar 17, 2005

I have nothing of value to contribute
Ham Wrangler

It's a really funny idea and I like the animation but the execution is boring. 3/10, but the sequel has potential

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Finally finished watching the Whitlam memorial. What an amazing experience. I am not a huge fan of Noel Pearson, but his speech hit the nail on the head. Anthony Whitlam's speech was great as well, and Kev Carmody and Paul Kelly doing "From little things, big things grow" brought a tear to my eye.

You Am I fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Nov 7, 2014

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

I just saw bill shorten say that the government is "missing in action" on the news.

Bill shorten actually said that.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Laserface posted:

I just saw bill shorten say that the government is "missing in action" on the news.

Bill shorten actually said that.

Who said that?

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008
Scott Morrison cancelled that pickup choker guy's visa :laffo:

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

Matthew Beet posted:

Who said that?

Egg.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Matthew Beet posted:

Who said that?

Someone who has found inaction.

Mad Katter
Aug 23, 2010

STOP THE BATS

Gough Suppressant posted:

Scott Morrison cancelled that pickup choker guy's visa :laffo:

Maybe he can kick Cory Bernardi out next.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Someone who has found inaction.
Bill Shorten - Leader Inaction

Serrath
Mar 17, 2005

I have nothing of value to contribute
Ham Wrangler

Gough Suppressant posted:

Scott Morrison cancelled that pickup choker guy's visa :laffo:

Can I ask where you read that? I'm really interested in showing a friend.

News.com.au is just reporting that he "fled" the country but didn't mention anything about his visa; http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...h-1227116057044

*edit* nm, just saw it posted on abc

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

Gough Suppressant posted:

Scott Morrison cancelled that pickup choker guy's visa :laffo:

His one good deed for the century. He'll have to have an extra helping of Tamil orphan jam on his toast tomorrow morning to make up for it.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

Serrath posted:

Can I ask where you read that? I'm really interested in showing a friend.

News.com.au is just reporting that he "fled" the country but didn't mention anything about his visa; http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...h-1227116057044

News bulletin on the extremely reputable source that is FM radio.

Here's a proper news thing

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2014-11-07/pick-up-artist-julien-blanc-leaves-australia-amid-outrage/5874604

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Someone who has found inaction.

This is the best.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008
George Brandis must be quivering with gelatinous rage at this imposition on the natural right of man to free speech.

Jowls akimbo shaking he confronted the traitorous cretin Morrison.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
Whats the deal with the choking? Did this guy look at the usual PUA handbook and think "this poo poo isnt terrible enough, lets throw some violence into the mix too!"?

I wonder what Japans reaction will be to this guy.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

GoldStandardConure posted:

Whats the deal with the choking? Did this guy look at the usual PUA handbook and think "this poo poo isnt terrible enough, lets throw some violence into the mix too!"?

I wonder what Japans reaction will be to this guy.

Are you trying to play into My Imaginary Girlfriends position that Asian people are more accepting of domestic violence or

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip

Gough Suppressant posted:

Are you trying to play into My Imaginary Girlfriends position that Asian people are more accepting of domestic violence or

Mr :mrapig: said that in Japan you should just go up to women, force their head onto your crotch and shout "Pikachu".

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.

Gough Suppressant posted:

Are you trying to play into My Imaginary Girlfriends position that Asian people are more accepting of domestic violence or

His video depicts him grabbing random women and forcing their heads to his crotch, and even grabbing a convenience store worker and forcibly kissing her while she is on the job. But beyond these antics, it also showed something more sinister--him teaching a seminar to other (primarily white) men, teaching them to "pick up" Japanese women by just grabbing them and shoving their faces into the man's genital area. He proudly proclaims to his students, "If you’re a white male in Tokyo, you can do what you want. I’m just romping through the streets, just grabbing girls’ heads, just like, head, pfft on the dick, head on the dick, yelling, ‘Pikachu,’ with a Pikachu shirt (on)."

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip
oh my god there's actual video of that poo poo out there :barf:

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

Seagull posted:

Mr :mrapig: said that in Japan you should just go up to women, force their head onto your crotch and shout "Pikachu".

Oh okay I didn't realise he also published travel guides for the enthusiast rapist, I thought it was all just general poo poo.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Gough Suppressant posted:

Are you trying to play into My Imaginary Girlfriends position that Asian people are more accepting of domestic violence or

No, I only mentioned it because I believe thats his next destination on his world tour.

I'm hoping they throw him the gently caress out too.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008
Thank god the Liberal government has defeated the foreign scourge of domestic violence and now our womenfolk can rest easy imo

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

His video depicts him grabbing random women and forcing their heads to his crotch, and even grabbing a convenience store worker and forcibly kissing her while she is on the job. But beyond these antics, it also showed something more sinister--him teaching a seminar to other (primarily white) men, teaching them to "pick up" Japanese women by just grabbing them and shoving their faces into the man's genital area. He proudly proclaims to his students, "If you’re a white male in Tokyo, you can do what you want. I’m just romping through the streets, just grabbing girls’ heads, just like, head, pfft on the dick, head on the dick, yelling, ‘Pikachu,’ with a Pikachu shirt (on)."

How the gently caress has he not been arrested for sexual assault yet. Hell I'm pretty sure just making a video which aim is to convince people to commit a felony is illegal in quite a lot of countries.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

dr_rat posted:

How the gently caress has he not been arrested for sexual assault yet. Hell I'm pretty sure just making a video which aim is to convince people to commit a felony is illegal in quite a lot of countries.

Because literally the patriarchy

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Gough Suppressant posted:

Because literally the patriarchy

Xylo please change this months thread title to "Auspol November: Literally the Patriarchy". Especially with Julie Bishop not identifying as a feminist.

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum
Here is the Sam Wallman cartoon from the latest issue of Red Flag (Australia's top left-wing newspaper, put out by the Socialist Alternative - no, not the Socialist Alliance, the other guys, yes, those ones).



He did the SERCO detention centre comic and has a Tumblr.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Seagull posted:

Mr :mrapig: said that in Japan you should just go up to women, force their head onto your crotch and shout "Pikachu".

It wasn't even as specific as telling Japanese women, just Asian women.

Here have some Tumblr stuff about him

And a video from the woman who started it all off here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30ZWKn6JBxg

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

IslamoNazi posted:

It wasn't even as specific as telling Japanese women, just Asian women.

Here have some Tumblr stuff about him

And a video from the woman who started it all off here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30ZWKn6JBxg

For the love of all that is holy, don't read the comments. Just don't.

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010

Mithranderp posted:

For the love of all that is holy, don't read the comments. Just don't.

Wrong approach. Read them, report them.

Drugs
Jul 16, 2010

I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein
I went to a Thai restaurant tonight and every single staff member, including the guys in the kitchen, were wearing "It's Time!" t-shirts. It was very weird

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Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Those On My Left posted:

Wrong approach. Read them, report them.

poo poo, those comments make we want to dox them and submit a hard copy to every woman who ever encounters them in real life.

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