@Midnight: "He said I'd get high as fuck, I'm only high as titties, please advise."

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achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Kevin sweating a little bit there

# ? Oct 30, 2014 05:16

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# ? May 20, 2024 23:07

DivisionPost: Jun 28, 2006; Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Oh, haha. But there's still one more show left before the week ends, right? And he didn't dress up last night or the night before.

They film Thursday's episode on Wednesday.

# ? Oct 30, 2014 05:17

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Hahaha holy balls, Aisha Tyler is dressed up as The Bride from Kill Bill and Brian Posehn and Steve Agee are the twins from The Shining :allears:

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:03

Fresh Like Zafo: May 31, 2012

These costumes are great.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:04

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Hahaha holy balls, Aisha Tyler is dressed up as The Bride from Kill Bill and Brian Posehn and Steve Agee are the twins from The Shining

I only wish they got Patton Oswalt for this

Ahaha the Nightmare Factory pictures

achillesforever6 fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Oct 31, 2014

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:08

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

If anything describes @Midnight it's Aisha Tyler, Brian Posehn, and Steve Agee fake jerkin it to a bad horror movie.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 05:20

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Holy poo poo, extended insanity.

# ? Oct 31, 2014 16:07

Conduit for Sale!: Apr 17, 2007

Brian Posehn seems committed to looking like a real life Aqualung.

# ? Nov 1, 2014 20:26

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Jon Hamm making a guest appearance on the show and making Don Draper jokes :swoon:

# ? Nov 4, 2014 06:08

OmniBeer: Jun 5, 2011; This is no time to
remain stagnant!

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Jon Hamm making a guest appearance on the show and making Don Draper jokes

I just loved Glaser's reaction.

"I'm gonna pick C, just because, I, uh.. Wanna talk to you."

# ? Nov 4, 2014 06:12

Fresh Like Zafo: May 31, 2012

OH poo poo IRON SHEIK!

I love this loving show.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 06:18

Punch Card: Sep 13, 2005; by Ralp

John Mulaney once again proving that everything about him except his FOX show is amazing.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 08:29

I Am Fowl: Mar 8, 2008; nononononono

Both of those answers were great.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 08:43

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Jon Hamm making a guest appearance on the show and making Don Draper jokes

I didn't like that bit, it seemed way too scripted for a show like this. I'm sure Jon Hamm can be funny without prepared lines but they didn't let him.

# ? Nov 4, 2014 14:21

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Ben Stillbirth

Goddamn Michael Ian Black

# ? Nov 5, 2014 06:11

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Catching up on DVR'd episodes, and holy poo poo at John Mulaney's exit line: "You may be the first to eliminate Mulaney this fall, but you won't likely be the last."

# ? Nov 5, 2014 07:10

Von Sloneker: Jul 6, 2009; as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

Looks like Artie Lange won't be on tomorrow night. Can't say I'm too bummed about it. I'm pretty over the whole "YOU JUST CAN'T HANDLE MY NON-PC COMEDY" thing. Plus he's just a grotesque wreck of a human and seems to think that preemptively declaring himself as such frees him from any responsibility in anything ever.

:nws:

http://www.complex.com/sports/2014/11/artie-lange-sent-disgusting-tweets-espn-first-take-host-cari-champion/ :nws:

Also yes this week has ruled so far.

edit: I should probably nsfw that link. It's just tweets but uhhh yeah those are certainly some tweets. Weird and graphic slave porno fantasy tweeted directly at sportscaster.

Von Sloneker fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Nov 5, 2014

# ? Nov 5, 2014 21:43

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

Did Ross just beat cancer or something, or is he just embracing the baldness?

# ? Nov 6, 2014 06:05

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

404GoonNotFound posted:

Did Ross just beat cancer or something, or is he just embracing the baldness?

Bald embracing I believe.

Also 'just gimmie the zero, man'.

# ? Nov 6, 2014 06:07

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Sun-dried mayonnaise :barf:

# ? Nov 6, 2014 06:28

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Noticed this while watching reruns. This was from the October 1st episode from a game called "NPR Anchor or Minor Star Wars Character?"

Seems oddly foreboding now. Cameron Esposito even says hi to him because he interviewed her the previous week.

# ? Nov 7, 2014 14:45

OmegaBR: Feb 14, 2012; Come to me .... and live forever.

Dammit Chris, you already saved someone this month.

He should totally break out the golden ticket/livesaver from Singled Out when he wants to keep someone instead of eliminating them.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 06:28

Crusty Nutsack: Apr 21, 2005; SUCK LASER, COPPERS

What the heck was the "g**t" word they bleeped out?

# ? Nov 11, 2014 06:35

OmegaBR: Feb 14, 2012; Come to me .... and live forever.

Crusty Nutsack posted:

What the heck was the "g**t" word they bleeped out?

I can only assume it was gunt, which is term for an unusually large area between the gut and vagina.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 06:41

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

I was wondering what the hell that was myself, and I can honestly say that I have never heard anyone say "gunt".

# ? Nov 11, 2014 06:58

Crusty Nutsack: Apr 21, 2005; SUCK LASER, COPPERS

And here I thought I knew everything on the internet already.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 07:05

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

I'm usually not a big fan of the Sklar brothers, but they were on fire tonight, as was Rob Riggle. That whole episode had me laughing pretty hard. The fake gunfight was amazing :allears:

# ? Nov 12, 2014 10:35