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Stroop There It Is posted:
Yeah, any one component of that story could have maxed out his budget.
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Nov 7, 2014 17:00
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From my FB feed, someone linked to an article about Kids These Days or whatever and the responses were a mix of "If I did that my momma woulda whooped my a$$! LMAO!" and the typical stuff you'd expect. But then there came this: "I will tell you a real life incident: One of the Indian kids that was born here was blackmailing his father, he would call 911 and get him arrested if he touched him, so the father put him on a plane to India. They landed in India and the father gave him couple of tight slaps at the airport, the kid reported this to the Police at the airport and the cop slapped him for not listening and complaining about his father... LOL" I'm not sure if they immediately turned around and flew back to America or what, but that boy sure did learn his lesson that day!
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Nov 7, 2014 17:34
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Stroop There It Is posted:The only believable part of this (because he has never had any sexual contact). Of all the things to cheap out on in a fake story, why the cost? At least 5 grand would be a lot more believable. Let's break down some of the costs. So, for a full week (7-day binge) of blow and hookers, assume that the coke is around 1 gram per person per night (very conservative estimate). Let's round up to an eight-ball (3.5 grams) per day. I'm not sure about coke prices in Mexico (where I am, it's about 100/G), so call it 200-250 per eight ball. So, 200x7 days = $1400 on nose candy alone. That gives you 600 left to pay for the girls, hotel room, booze, barbiturates, viagra, and sundry expenses (bet this guy ordered room service each night too). This has been your "Terrible STDH.txt Math Textbook Question" post of the day. Big Grunty Secret has a new favorite as of 17:46 on Nov 7, 2014 |
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Nov 7, 2014 17:44
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His fake trip was fake booked by a fake travel agent who gave him a fake package deal.
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Nov 7, 2014 18:16
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Marley Wants More posted:His fake trip was fake booked by a fake travel agent who gave him a fake package deal. I wonder how many fake air miles/loyalty points he got...
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Nov 7, 2014 18:44
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Marley Wants More posted:His fake trip was fake booked by a fake travel agent who gave him a fake package deal. COULD A HOLIDAY HURT A PERSON
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Nov 7, 2014 18:58
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One of the top comments mirrored my own thinking: quote:Weird how they all sound as if the same person wrote them. Same voice Reddit STDH has its own special style of overwrought bullshit that I think the authors don't realize impresses anyone outside of their forums.
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ibntumart posted:One of the top comments mirrored my own thinking: Or maybe all of the STDH is actually written by an STDH bot? You never know.
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Nov 8, 2014 09:02
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Big Grunty Secret posted:Of all the things to cheap out on in a fake story, why the cost? At least 5 grand would be a lot more believable. Let's break down some of the costs. You're way overestimating the price of coke in Mexico, but the point stands.
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Nov 8, 2014 09:50
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fullroundaction posted:From my FB feed, someone linked to an article about Kids These Days or whatever and the responses were a mix of "If I did that my momma woulda whooped my a$$! LMAO!" and the typical stuff you'd expect. But then there came this: Yeah: Never piss off Dad after a long flight.
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Nov 8, 2014 11:26
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Sardonik posted:Somehow,this clickhole article reminds me of a lot of stdh. This might be the worst thing I have ever seen.
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Nov 8, 2014 14:31
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Nov 9, 2014 16:03
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I like when people post these fake letters thinking the overwrought style makes them seem funny and intelligent instead of like insufferable shitlords.
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Nov 9, 2014 19:56
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Nov 9, 2014 20:18
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What if I'm here to accuse you of having weirdly specific creepy fantasies? Also dimmer switch in Mcdonald's.
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Nov 9, 2014 20:23
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Yep, all the elements are here: nonsense theatricality, fast-food boredom, self-congratulations, plus bonus creepiness. Also, who the gently caress knows elementary school dance schedules? (unless you are creepy and you make up poo poo on the internet)
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Nov 9, 2014 20:29
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RillAkBea posted:What if I'm here to accuse you of having weirdly specific creepy fantasies? Why would anyone accuse him of "bragging" about that
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Nov 9, 2014 20:29
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Yeah, it's bad enough that his fantasies feature him... working in a fast food joint and impressing children. Personally I fight dragons on a motorbike but w/e
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Nov 9, 2014 21:04
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Strategic Tea posted:Yeah, it's bad enough that his fantasies feature him... working in a fast food joint and impressing children. His fantasies doesn't involve him working in a McDonalds, it involves him eating in a McDonalds. Bet you fightin' dragons doens't seem so fancy now, does it 
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Nov 9, 2014 21:37
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And apparently he danced with this random child for HOURS. As if one dance wouldn't be enough.
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Nov 9, 2014 21:40
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I didn't realize this the first time- It even adds an extra layer of creepiness with the line "Doesn't your school have a dance tonight?" Yeah, sure buddy, you just saw the ad in the town paper... Not to mention what elementary school has dances where kids actually partner dance individually, or if we accept that elementary school includes kids up to age 11/12, dances where kids partner dance individually to the point where non-partnered kids actually feel excluded
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Nov 9, 2014 22:48
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The most unbelievable parts of that story are the small fries and drink.
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Nov 9, 2014 23:38
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Davoren posted:The most unbelievable parts of that story are the small fries and drink. Would be more believable if he had just eaten the girl's meal
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Nov 10, 2014 00:30
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sweeperbravo posted:Would be more believable if he had just eaten the girl's meal The actual reason she was crying.
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Nov 10, 2014 02:33
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My favorite stdh trope is overexplaining / providing too many details for unimportant story elements. Instead of "I was finishing my meal when ..." we get "I was just finishing off my 10 chicken nuggets, small fries, and small Coca Cola when..." But then also getting the details wrong like forgetting it's "Coca-Cola" with a hyphen and "Chicken McNuggets" 
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Nov 10, 2014 03:38
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No, see, by adding details he's showing and not telling. Sort of like how he's showing that he's a pedophile, but not telling us where to find her body 
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Nov 10, 2014 03:55
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That guy needs to be on a list if he isn't already.
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Nov 10, 2014 04:19
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Minarch posted:No, see, by adding details he's showing and not telling. Note that, while he gives elaborate details about his meal, he never once describes the girl. That way she'll be indistinguishable from the other little bodies he's redressed for the eternal prom in his basement.
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Nov 10, 2014 04:56
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Y'all are pretty hosed up.
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Nov 10, 2014 06:31
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SodomyGoat101 posted:Y'all are pretty hosed up. At least not the ones posting FB fantasies about dancing with elementary school girls for hours in McDonalds.
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Nov 10, 2014 10:15
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Yeah, no, you're right. Posting hosed up fantasies about the FB fantasy is definitely less awful.
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Nov 10, 2014 16:17
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What is the "lobby" of a McDonalds?
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Nov 10, 2014 20:17
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sweeperbravo posted:I didn't realize this the first time- It even adds an extra layer of creepiness with the line "Doesn't your school have a dance tonight?" Yeah, sure buddy, you just saw the ad in the town paper... Also the girls go to it in their school uniform, or at least in a t-shirt with their schools name plastered on it.
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Nov 10, 2014 20:33
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One of our clients is a total conservative conspiracy theory nutjob who isn't aware that our business email account should not be used for awful chain emails, like this one:Paranoid Conservative Dude posted:
"Our dog bites people and no you can't have him!"
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Nov 10, 2014 20:46
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Lowly posted:What is the "lobby" of a McDonalds? It's how McDonald's employees refer to the dining area. I know it's hard to tell, with the whole lack of context clues, but I'm glad I could help you crack the mysterious code.
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Nov 10, 2014 21:06
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hallo spacedog posted:I like when people post these fake letters thinking the overwrought style makes them seem funny and intelligent instead of like insufferable shitlords. Agreed. If you cite urban dictionary in your complaint letter, you're either insufferable and probably deserve your annoying neighbors, or are just making it for internet points which means you live a sad, lonely life.
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Nov 10, 2014 21:24
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They are called Content Creators and are the artisans of the internet age.
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Nov 10, 2014 21:59
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Decrepus posted:They are called Content Creators and are the artisans of the internet age. More like the fartisans of the internet age.
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EXAKT Science posted:More like the fartisans of the internet age. The content creation is coming from inside the thread!
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