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unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

IronLawnmower posted:

15 when I bought it. Now I'm 17 and I realise how much of a retard I am.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

Seriously though, I was just kidding (but eerily correct). If it was me though I would try to offload it for something else.

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IronLawnmower
Aug 28, 2014
It worked wonders when I used it to record a piss-take of early Brazilian extreme metal.
https://soundcloud.com/djalex1s/satanikperverzionmasturbationdemo

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン

IronLawnmower posted:

It worked wonders when I used it to record a piss-take of early Brazilian extreme metal.
https://soundcloud.com/djalex1s/satanikperverzionmasturbationdemo

lmao this owns

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

IronLawnmower posted:

It worked wonders when I used it to record a piss-take of early Brazilian extreme metal.
https://soundcloud.com/djalex1s/satanikperverzionmasturbationdemo

lol ok that's pretty funny

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Spanish Manlove posted:

jokes on me I thought converge was 1998

they're still going so really could take something from anything in the last 20 years

here have some fresh stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEZpEccekcE

iostream.h
Mar 14, 2006
I want your happy place to slap you as it flies by.

gently caress yes gently caress YES.

'Alternative, open lifestyle party'.
I don't even know what the gently caress but there's no way this won't be awesome.

New Years Eve gig.

WDE, I know I said no rush on the GBScaster, but if we could make say, the last week in Dec a wish, that'd be awesome. ;)

IronLawnmower
Aug 28, 2014

muike posted:

lmao this owns

IF YOU ARE A FALSE DON'T ENTRY.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
have you kids heard of this awesome new prog rock band i think theyre called Sleep Theater? :corsair:

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

iostream.h posted:

gently caress yes gently caress YES.

'Alternative, open lifestyle party'.
I don't even know what the gently caress but there's no way this won't be awesome.

New Years Eve gig.

so you did take the gig at bohemian grove. nicely done. tell us which famous old white guys are givers and which ones are receivers, or will they be blindfolding you before you're led through the frottage grotto?

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Congratulations, iostream.

sout
Apr 24, 2014

iostream.h posted:

WDE, I know I said no rush on the GBScaster, but if we could make say, the last week in Dec a wish, that'd be awesome. ;)

What body shape is the GBScaster? Because I've been wanting to call it a Les Paul Goonior for ages now.

Manky
Mar 20, 2007


Fun Shoe

Spanish Manlove posted:

Hey you guys ever seen one of these things?

http://www.musiciansfriend.com/drums-percussion/meinl-siam-oak-string-cajon-with-makah-burl-frontplate

It's funny to me because "cajon" translates to "box"

I bought one made by a goon a couple years ago, it's sweet. he has some even cooler poo poo now at index drums



yes please

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

my dream guitar: acrylic jem body + 3 p90s + travis bean aluminum neck + bigsby

plz make my dream come truuuuue

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

fyodor posted:

my dream guitar: acrylic jem body + 3 p90s + travis bean aluminum neck + bigsby

plz make my dream come truuuuue

thatd probably weigh, what, like 20 lbs

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP



they should've sent a poet :vince:

ps: this post is bringin us back to the original topic you are welcome

pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove
it'd actually look kinda cool to paint on the back and the front but leave plenty of clear space on the front so there was some depth

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

fyodor posted:

this post is bringin us back to the original topic you are welcome
am i the only one who thinks that guitar is *not* ugly?

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Dr. Faustus posted:

am i the only one who thinks that guitar is *not* ugly?

do you really have to ask anymore

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

the paisley really puts it over the top

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Stux posted:

do you really have to ask anymore
I don't know, Stux. Taste is subjective and all of that.

Do you think it's an "ugly guitar?"

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Dr. Faustus posted:

am i the only one who thinks that guitar is *not* ugly?

thing's goofy as gently caress

not to say i wouldnt use it at some point, but it would be purely because of how dumb and goofy it is

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Dr. Faustus posted:

I don't know, Stux. Taste is subjective and all of that.

Do you think it's an "ugly guitar?"

i think it's ugly and no good music can be made with it, because it's ugly.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Dr. Faustus posted:

I don't know, Stux. Taste is subjective and all of that.

Do you think it's an "ugly guitar?"

yes

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

i would put it at about 8 jems out of 10

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
O

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
K

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Tusk

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

I'd be fine with it if it had a different fretboard or a different pickguard.

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン
i wish i owned it

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
Came here to post that I am unironically enjoying "Chinese Democracy" by Guns n Roses.

iostream.h
Mar 14, 2006
I want your happy place to slap you as it flies by.

comes along bort posted:

will they be blindfolding you before you're led through the frottage grotto?
I have no idea, this guy is being hilariously cloak & dagger about the whole thing.

I never thought I would look forward to putting John Anderson's 'Just a Swingin' on a set list.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Apthous posted:

Came here to post that I am unironically enjoying "Chinese Democracy" by Guns n Roses.

It's not a bad album, just too much buildup for anything to live up to and didn't sell near well enough to recoup. Nothing on Appetite of course but I'll take CD over having to sit through the entirety of Use Your Illusion I&II any day.

content:

Sockington
Jul 26, 2003

Photoshop some face paint on there and sell it as the Gene Simmons model too.

edit: needs more chest hair

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Sockington posted:

Photoshop some face paint on there and sell it as the Gene Simmons model too.

edit: needs more chest hair
Sockington post best post.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

fyodor posted:



they should've sent a poet :vince:

ps: this post is bringin us back to the original topic you are welcome

that's really well done

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


Dr. Faustus posted:

I don't know, Stux. Taste is subjective and all of that.

Do you think it's an "ugly guitar?"

why don't you just buy a normal guitar rather then getting some lovely ibanez steve vai wankery

there's a reason you're so insecure about your purchases

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


IronLawnmower posted:

15 when I bought it. Now I'm 17 and I realise how much of a retard I am.

i'd probably just sell that guitar now and try to find something a bit broader in what it can play, you'll only grow more and more resentful about it until you get something that suits your personality and music tastes as you get older. preferably, just get something cheap like any of the classic vibe series which are really solid guitars and really broad in what they can handle (metal included if you want that). brand name doesn't mean anything at all or manufacturing location, as long as the guitar itself is quality for the price

don't worry, we've all made terrible guitar choices in life

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

iostream.h posted:

I have no idea, this guy is being hilariously cloak & dagger about the whole thing.

I never thought I would look forward to putting John Anderson's 'Just a Swingin' on a set list.
It's going to be furries. So put Gwar's `Fuckin' An Animal' on there too.

Actually, do that anyway.

Nostalgic Pushead
Jul 31, 2013

.

Dr. Faustus posted:

It's me. I'm the low-hanging fruit.

It works on several levels, enjoy it.

Serious about the JEM.

My preciousssss

Chill out faustus, white+gold is the right color scheme for JEMs, it's a big step up from your other two.


fyodor posted:



they should've sent a poet :vince:

ps: this post is bringin us back to the original topic you are welcome
The original topic was ugly guitars, not totally rad guitars.
e: The paisley is bad but hey, you could replace it in a couple minutes.

Nostalgic Pushead fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Nov 8, 2014

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Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

ThePutty posted:

why don't you just buy a normal guitar rather then getting some lovely ibanez steve vai wankery

there's a reason you're so insecure about your purchases
why don't you go gently caress yourself and "play" what you want to "play?"

its too bad that your idea of "lovely ibanez steve vai wankery" is my idea of "beautifully balanced and versatile guitars" but I guess that's why theres no accounting for taste. that's the reason you're so insecure about my purchases

Sleepflower posted:

Chill out faustus, white+gold is the right color scheme for JEMs, it's a big step up from your other two.
sorry but the jem77fp is the next best thing to the real jem777.

the white one is nice but would you have one? got $3k lying around I can have?

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