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Sex Hobbit posted:I have never once pooped hard enough to splash my cheeks. Are you putting your entire butt inside the bowl or what? Do you not?
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Nastyman posted:Do you not? I prefer the floor myself like a animal
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Nov 7, 2014 07:45
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Lmbo if you don't have a healthy pressure Sometimes turds are just the right length where they plop and splash. How is this strange to anyone?
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Nov 7, 2014 08:13
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I think they might all be shelf-pooping Germans, I really do.
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Nov 7, 2014 08:18
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Sex Hobbit posted:I have never once pooped hard enough to splash my cheeks. Are you putting your entire butt inside the bowl or what? Toilets in the states have really high water levels. Sometimes you drop a turd that's heavy enough to get a little splash. The upside is that bowl tends to stay cleaner.
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Nov 7, 2014 08:36
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AKA Pseudonym posted:The upside is that bowl tends to stay cleaner. As someone from another country who visited the USA, this statement is incorrect. It wasn't the dropping of the turd itself, but the way your shitters drag it back through by sucking all the water out.
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Nov 7, 2014 10:59
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The Dutch also have poo poo shelves. When I moved into my boyfriend's house here in the Netherlands (I came from the UK) it had one and it was the worst thing EVER, poo poo sticks all over it because there is no water in that part of the bowl and the stench is unbelievably awful. Permeated the whole apartment. It is definitely not a life hack unless you are some kind of fecophile.
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Nov 7, 2014 11:08
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Shelf toilets are dumb and only slightly more civilised than making GBS threads on the floor like a animal. gently caress. I can’t tell what’s a parody and what’s not anymore. (Allegedly, it prevents soggy sausages.)
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Nov 7, 2014 11:33
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Platystemon posted:Shelf toilets are dumb and only slightly more civilised than making GBS threads on the floor like a animal. Or you could just grill them. And if there's no grill, just pan sear them.
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Nov 7, 2014 11:43
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They taste way better cooked in any other way anyway. I seriously don't get why people boil their hotdogs or sausages.
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Nov 7, 2014 12:19
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Rudager posted:As someone from another country who visited the USA, this statement is incorrect. I'm coming up on 8 years of experience with Euroshitters. I know what I'm talking about here. I never had a toilet brush on standby back in the states, I just had to give it a scrub every once in a while. Now I have a fancy chrome toilet brush holder sitting next to both toilets cause I use them all the time
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Nov 7, 2014 12:35
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Having recently experienced quite a few American toilets, I can confidently say that this is one area where the US is way ahead of Europe technologically. Your toilets are basically indistinguishable from magic.
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Nov 7, 2014 12:42
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US toilets flush 4 liters of water every time you pee. They're poo poo. I've also never seen a poop shelf toilet, and I've been to all the countries that allegedly have them. I'm pretty sure they're made up by US goons to justify their water wasting habits.
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Nov 7, 2014 13:07
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moerketid posted:The Dutch also have poo poo shelves. When I moved into my boyfriend's house here in the Netherlands (I came from the UK) it had one and it was the worst thing EVER, poo poo sticks all over it because there is no water in that part of the bowl and the stench is unbelievably awful. Permeated the whole apartment. It is definitely not a life hack unless you are some kind of fecophile. There are variants of this toilet where there's a bit more indentation in the shelf so a little water stays in to carry crap out. The trick is to lay down a bit of paper so the poop can surf its way out without staining the bowl. Unfortunately, your boyfriend was an awful person who did not care to do this.
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Nov 7, 2014 13:11
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davidspackage posted:There are variants of this toilet where there's a bit more indentation in the shelf so a little water stays in to carry crap out. The trick is to lay down a bit of paper so the poop can surf its way out without staining the bowl. Unfortunately, your boyfriend was an awful person who did not care to do this. Having lived in a shelf toilet household, the toilet paper boat is the way to go. Also, as much as I dislike that type of toilet, my house never stank of poo poo, so I think it says something about their diets
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Nov 7, 2014 13:20
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Smelly posted:They taste way better cooked in any other way anyway. I seriously don't get why people boil their hotdogs or sausages. Here's a cool instructional video on how to prepare sausages or hotdogs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA
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Nov 7, 2014 13:25
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So what you're saying is that someone stands to profit from making an automatic poo poo shelf paper dispenser and selling it to these third-world hell holes? #economyhacks
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Nov 7, 2014 13:25
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Kajeesus posted:US toilets flush 4 liters of water every time you pee. They're poo poo. I've also never seen a poop shelf toilet, and I've been to all the countries that allegedly have them. I'm pretty sure they're made up by US goons to justify their water wasting habits. gently caress you. I poo poo and piss in a modern American toilet. It has two flush modes, a piss mode which, yes, uses 1 gallon per flush for piss, and one and a half for poo poo, which isn't ideal, but it does have one feature your toilets don't: it has overflow protection. That's right, it's less likely to overflow and flood my bathroom with poo poo water if someone clogs it.
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Nov 7, 2014 13:50
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Sex Hobbit posted:I have never once pooped hard enough to splash my cheeks. Are you putting your entire butt inside the bowl or what? Check out Johnny Light Shits over here. I live in the UK with our half empty toilets and even I've suffered an arse splash in my time.
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Nov 7, 2014 13:57
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Bad Roy posted:Check out Johnny Light Shits over here. I live in the UK with our half empty toilets and even I've suffered an arse splash in my time. Oh those are the fuckin worst arent they. I dont public backsplash on my rear end.
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Nov 7, 2014 14:02
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I'm taking a poo poo while reading actual poo poo talk. Amazing. I will report no splash back on my American toilet.
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Nov 7, 2014 14:07
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kizudarake posted:gently caress you. I poo poo and piss in a modern American toilet. It has two flush modes, a piss mode which, yes, uses 1 gallon per flush for piss, and one and a half for poo poo, which isn't ideal, but it does have one feature your toilets don't: it has overflow protection. That's right, it's less likely to overflow and flood my bathroom with poo poo water if someone clogs it. Yes, this is the 21st century. Most toilets have overflow protection. Is overflow a common problem where you're from? 
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Nov 7, 2014 14:13
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Kajeesus posted:Yes, this is the 21st century. Most toilets have overflow protection. Is overflow a common problem where you're from? Overflow, not back flow, dude. Also, don't have kids, they sometimes try to flush stuff that shouldn't.
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Nov 7, 2014 14:33
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Platystemon posted:
An actual book for sale in Japan: http://www.amazon.co.jp/%E4%BD%9C%E...%83%BC%E3%83%A0 It has a recipe for sushi in a condom.
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Nov 7, 2014 14:35
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Stop talking about making GBS threads you fucks. Authentic life hack, you're welcome.
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Nov 7, 2014 14:51
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Platystemon posted:
Those are called steamed hams.
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Nov 7, 2014 15:22
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Platystemon posted:
They're doing sous-vide wrong.
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Nov 7, 2014 15:37
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kizudarake posted:Overflow, not back flow, dude. Jesus christ why are you so proud of your lovely rear end toilets. Reasonable toilets have a bowl bigger than the cistern feeding them. They won't overflow unless you're deliberately double- or triple-flushing a clogged toilet.
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Nov 7, 2014 15:53
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Smelly posted:They taste way better cooked in any other way anyway. I seriously don't get why people boil their hotdogs or sausages. My Parents would boil brats in Guinness for a bit before putting them on the grill because we are Rickycat has a new favorite as of 16:08 on Nov 7, 2014 |
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Nov 7, 2014 16:02
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Boil them in beer then sear them in a pan. Problem solved.
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Non Serviam posted:Having lived in a shelf toilet household, the toilet paper boat is the way to go. Or have a regular toilet and not have to make loving poop rafts. About the house stinking of poo poo, that house was a loving tiny apartment in Utrecht in one of those human filing cabinet type setups, it was like 5 paces from one end of the house to the next. Surprised you couldn't smell the neighbour's poo poo in them (you could very clearly hear the upstairs neighbour's poop falling in the water if you were unlucky enough to be in the toilet at the same time though). Lifehacks: don't live in the Netherlands
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Rickycat posted:My Parents would boil brats in Guinness for a bit before putting them on the grill because we are Wait, there's some other way people prepare brats besides boiling them in beer and then grilling/pan frying them?
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Nov 7, 2014 19:04
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 In the middle of a fight with your partner? Just belittle them! If they roll over and take it, then marry them!
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Nov 7, 2014 19:05
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Shwqa posted:
I dunno man...this might be one of those things. I can't remember what they're called though. A joke. That's what it is. A joke.
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Nov 7, 2014 20:07
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Shwqa posted:
Geesh, first the poo poo derail and now a lovely attitude. Lighten up, man.
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Nov 7, 2014 22:18
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I tried to see if there were any amazing birth control life hacks. And all I turned up was a list of birth control myths. I am both happy and disappointed in that outcome.
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Nov 7, 2014 22:49
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Karma Monkey posted:Geesh, first the poo poo derail and now a lovely attitude. Lighten up, man.  I didn't know goons felt so deeply about capes and bad puns. I would assume the condom hotdogs and pooping advice are also jokes but here we are.
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Nov 7, 2014 22:53
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Karma Monkey posted:Geesh, first the poo poo derail and now a lovely attitude. Lighten up, man. *Hands you a cape* Now you're super mad!! 
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Nov 7, 2014 22:54
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Evilreaver posted:*Hands you a cape* Now you're super mad!! I laughed when I read the hack and I laughed when I read this. 
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Evilreaver posted:*Hands you a cape* Now you're super mad!! Imagining augmented Constanza making that face just puts it over the top.
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