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Everything Counts posted:Why?! Why was I programmed to feel pain?! Nice try, Everything Counts, but you were designed for scrubbing and scrubbing is what you shall do.
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MondayHotDog posted:Why do things I love always burn? So burn the flag if you must, but before you do, you better burn a few other things! You better burn your shirt and your pants! Be sure to burn your TV and car! Oh yes, and don't forget to burn your house! Because none of those things could exist without six white stripes, seven red stripes, and a hell of a lot of stars!
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Nov 7, 2014 05:27
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TMMadman posted:So burn the flag if you must, but before you do, you better burn a few other things! You better burn your shirt and your pants! Be sure to burn your TV and car! Oh yes, and don't forget to burn your house! Because none of those things could exist without six white stripes, seven red stripes, and a hell of a lot of stars! Don't you hate pants?!
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Nov 7, 2014 05:36
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TMMadman posted:So burn the flag if you must, but before you do, you better burn a few other things! You better burn your shirt and your pants! Be sure to burn your TV and car! Oh yes, and don't forget to burn your house! Because none of those things could exist without six white stripes, seven red stripes, and a hell of a lot of stars! Purists will tell you the American flag doesn’t contain the word “Jordash”...
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Nov 7, 2014 05:41
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TMMadman posted:So burn the flag if you must, but before you do, you better burn a few other things! You better burn your shirt and your pants! Be sure to burn your TV and car! Oh yes, and don't forget to burn your house! Because none of those things could exist without six white stripes, seven red stripes, and a hell of a lot of stars! TMMadman, why are there only 49 stars on that flag?
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Nov 7, 2014 05:42
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Jerusalem posted:BETTER LOOK! BURNS' SUIT! Did you have the same backwards talking dream with the flaming cards?
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Nov 7, 2014 05:50
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After The War posted:TMMadman, why are there only 49 stars on that flag? I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah! 
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Nov 7, 2014 06:17
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MondayHotDog posted:Did you have the same backwards talking dream with the flaming cards? LOOK CLOSER, MONDAYHOTDOG! 
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Nov 7, 2014 06:28
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TMMadman posted:I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah! Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. edit: I am not a crackpot.
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Nov 7, 2014 06:37
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MondayHotDog posted:Did you have the same backwards talking dream with the flaming cards? Put out an APB for a goDtoHyadnoM. Uh, better start with Greektown.
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Nov 7, 2014 06:38
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Nice try, Everything Counts, but you were designed for scrubbing and scrubbing is what you shall do. Father! Give me legs!
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Nov 7, 2014 06:41
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Skeesix posted:Father! Give me legs! Sentence fragment.
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Nov 7, 2014 06:42
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Crackerman posted:Purists will tell you the American flag doesn’t contain the word “Jordash”... Think about the real victims: Calvin Klein, Gloria Vanderbilt, and Antoine Bugleboy -- people who saw an overcrowded jeans market, and said Me Too.
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Nov 7, 2014 06:52
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MondayHotDog posted:Why do things I love always burn?  Well, the real humans, er, ah - they won't burn quite so fast... bla-hey.
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Nov 7, 2014 07:13
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Everything Counts posted:Why?! Why was I programmed to feel pain?! Nice try Everything Counts, but you were designed for scrubbing, and scrubbing is what you shall do.
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Nov 7, 2014 07:55
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mrfart posted:Nice try Everything Counts, but you were designed for scrubbing, and scrubbing is what you shall do. Boardroom Jimmy posted:Nice try, Everything Counts, but you were designed for scrubbing and scrubbing is what you shall do. You know those quotes that are like... double-quotes?
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Nov 7, 2014 08:34
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Skeesix posted:You know those quotes that are like... double-quotes? Hey, that's my lucky red hat sitting on top of a double-corrugated, eight-fold, fourteen-gauge box!
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Nov 7, 2014 08:44
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JHomer722 posted:Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I'm gonna haul rear end to Lollapalooza!
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Nov 7, 2014 09:12
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MondayHotDog posted:Did you have the same backwards talking dream with the flaming cards? .... I'll drive.
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Nov 7, 2014 16:36
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Nov 7, 2014 17:10
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MondayHotDog posted:Why do things I love always burn? Gotta nuke something.
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Nov 7, 2014 17:35
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jscolon2.0 posted:Think about the real victims: Calvin Klein, Gloria Vanderbilt, and Antoine Bugleboy -- people who saw an overcrowded jeans market, and said Me Too. A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!
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Nov 7, 2014 17:56
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Read posted:Spoon Bender is rad. John Lee posted:But that's a knife? Doomsayer posted:Very good! I see you've played knifey-spoony before!
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Nov 7, 2014 21:07
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Skeesix posted:You know those quotes that are like... double-quotes? Oh, Skeesix, quote threads don't have to be 100% realistic.
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Nov 7, 2014 21:23
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mrfart posted:Oh, Skeesix, quote threads don't have to be 100% realistic. Quotes? Pfft,. they just make it up as they go along. Anyone can do that... quote:Dee dede de de dee dee, dee de dee, de de dee
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Nov 7, 2014 21:29
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CatchrNdRy posted:Hey, that's my lucky red hat sitting on top of a double-corrugated, eight-fold, fourteen-gauge box! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail!
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Nov 7, 2014 22:51
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DrBouvenstein posted:Quotes? Pfft,. they just make it up as they go along. Anyone can do that... But Dr Bouvenstein, that's just "Mary had a little lamb"
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Nov 7, 2014 23:58
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Do over Ham posted:Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail! I swear it's SA's only choice, Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
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Nov 8, 2014 01:03
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Mira posted:I swear it's SA's only choice, morals and ethics and carnal foreberance....
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Nov 8, 2014 01:43
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The SituAsian posted:morals and ethics and carnal foreberance.... Boring.
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Nov 8, 2014 02:35
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The SituAsian posted:morals and ethics and carnal foreberance.... And that's just page one of my ten page confession.
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Nov 8, 2014 03:04
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TL posted:And that's just page one of my ten page confession. Can I play the piano anymore?
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Nov 8, 2014 03:19
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Mira posted:Can I play the piano anymore? Long before the Superdome Where the saints of football play Lived a city that the damned call home Hear their hellish rondelle!
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Nov 8, 2014 04:06
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IMJack posted:Long before the Superdome Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Now here comes the tricky part: Oh, won't you rhyme with me?
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Nov 8, 2014 06:58
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TL posted:And that's just page one of my ten page confession. Know ye who read this there is more to my life than history records. Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo.  It was already tame, I merely shot it.  Secondly, I have not always been known as Jebediah Springfield. Until 1796, I was Hans Sprungfeld, murderous pirate,  and the half-wits of this town shall never learn the truth! Ha-ha-ha-ha- ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!  I write this confession so that my infamy will live on after my body has succumbed to my infectious diphtheria.
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Nov 8, 2014 07:46
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TL posted:And that's just page one of my ten page confession. No more drugs or alcohol! No more pot or demerol! No more stinkin fun at all! I'm checkin in!
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Nov 8, 2014 09:05
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? The Kiwk-E Mart is... D'OH!
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Who needs the kwiki mart... ...I doooooooooooooo
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Nov 8, 2014 14:39
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Mister Kingdom posted:The Kiwk-E Mart is... Yes, you're in deep dough now.
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Cry Havoc posted:Yes, you're in deep dough now. Goons, please! There will be time for the frozen pudding wagon later. You still owe me ten more Iroquois Twists!
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