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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Moreno is the worst left back in the top 6

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Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
I find it offensive that Terry is still such a good defender

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Oh wait liverpool are mid table rofl

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

straight up brolic posted:

Moreno is the worst left back in the top 6

bit generous this

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jose posted:

balotelli loves getting into offside positions when liverpool have the ball near the chelsea box

the timing of his runs is off, the runs themselves arent bad but either hes doing them too early or everyone else is passing too late

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Jose posted:

balotelli loves getting into offside positions when liverpool have the ball near the chelsea box

he's pretty bad IMO

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
How did Lovren let him past :O

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Insanely Sikh posted:

I find it offensive that Terry is still such a good defender

He's a white oval office imo

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
gently caress stop givng the ball away gently caress

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Blue Star Error posted:

He's a white oval office imo

I've defo said this in the past.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Liverpool cant get the ball over the halfway line because they insist on getting it out to feet with the back 4.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
its pretty stupid that other teams know well hand them half a dozen golden chances if they just close down our back four, and yet it still works every time

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

I have to miss the second half because im going to upton park. fail

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
chelsea are so loving wasteful

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

straight up brolic posted:

I have to miss the second half because im going to upton park. fail

at least you get to watch a good team play

(its west ham)

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

punch raheem in face, give him yellow

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
what the gently caress, how was that a card? jesus christ lmao

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Ramires just punched Sterling hah

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
Ramires is a dirty oval office

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
livepoo are getting good blocks in but chelsea are so sexy at football

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

mackintosh posted:

what the gently caress, how was that a card? jesus christ lmao

Deliberate block tbh. Its about as easy obstruction as you'll see.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
this ref is awful

PreMoo
Sep 23, 2010
#prayforsterling

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Rakosi posted:

livepoo are getting good blocks in but chelsea are so sexy at football

Fair summary

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
The quintessential beta bitch. Get punched in the face and then carded for it.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

mackintosh posted:

what the gently caress, how was that a card? jesus christ lmao

Should probably have been a freekick to liverpool since Ramires used his arms, but if the ref didnt see that it was an obvious yellow for sabotage.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

vyelkin posted:

at least you get to watch a good team play

(its west ham)

Were going to beat west ham and im going to racially abuse steve on twitter

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

serious gaylord posted:

Deliberate block tbh. Its about as easy obstruction as you'll see.

lol its not a defender's obligation to get out of the way whenever someone runs at them, especially when that person punches them in the face on the way by

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
All the good Brazilian football names are gone and we're left with Fred, Oscar and Jo.

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

straight up brolic posted:

I have to miss the second half because im going to upton park. fail

go to vijays chawala on green street for a good curry

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

vyelkin posted:

lol its not a defender's obligation to get out of the way whenever someone runs at them, especially when that person punches them in the face on the way by

sterling ran into him m8

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

vyelkin posted:

lol its not a defender's obligation to get out of the way whenever someone runs at them

It isnt. However its not allowed to move into the way of the attacker to block his path like Sterling did. Hope this clears it up.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

vyelkin posted:

lol its not a defender's obligation to get out of the way whenever someone runs at them, especially when that person punches them in the face on the way by

The replay clearly shows sterling moving into Ramires, looking straight at him while he does it.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Paddyb posted:

All the good Brazilian football names are gone and we're left with Fred, Oscar and Jo.

bernard

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

sterling ran into him m8


TheRat posted:

It isnt. However its not allowed to move into the way of the attacker to block his path like Sterling did. Hope this clears it up.

maybe he was just trying to dodge the incoming punch

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

serious gaylord posted:

The replay clearly shows sterling moving into Ramires, looking straight at him while he does it.

Yes, on replay that appears to be the case.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Better than expected.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Skrtl trying to get into a fight on the way off the pitch.

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Big tough guy with mittens on

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