The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

TMMadman posted:

Goons, please! There will be time for the frozen pudding wagon later. You still owe me ten more Iroquois Twists!

Ten hi yi yah!

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Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mister Kingdom posted:

The Kiwk-E Mart is...

D'OH!

That's what they all say. They all say "d'oh".

# ? Nov 8, 2014 18:55

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

The Nastier Nate posted:

Who needs the kwiki mart...

...I doooooooooooooo

He lied to us through song! I hate it when people do that!

# ? Nov 8, 2014 19:06

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:

He lied to us through song! I hate it when people do that!

Homer Simpson does not lie twice on the same form. He never has and he never will.

# ? Nov 8, 2014 19:35

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Homer Simpson does not lie twice on the same form. He never has and he never will.

Now, under "heart attacks", you crossed out three and wrote zero.

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sout: Apr 24, 2014

Works on contingency? No, money down!

# ? Nov 8, 2014 19:37

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Now, under "heart attacks", you crossed out three and wrote zero.

The father of the deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson, filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under 'do not write in this space', he wrote "ok".

# ? Nov 8, 2014 19:47

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Now, under "heart attacks", you crossed out three and wrote zero.

"Dimoxinil"? "To keep brain from freezing"?

# ? Nov 8, 2014 21:23

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

IMJack posted:

"Dimoxinil"? "To keep brain from freezing"?

Me lose brain? Uh oh!

# ? Nov 8, 2014 21:43

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Mister Kingdom posted:

Me lose brain? Uh oh!

Oh, Mister Kingdom, you and your stories! "IMJack is a vampire!" "Beer kills brain cells!" Now let's go back to that... building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is.

# ? Nov 8, 2014 22:04

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

After The War posted:

Oh, Mister Kingdom, you and your stories! "IMJack is a vampire!" "Beer kills brain cells!" Now let's go back to that... building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is.

Where's that metal... dealie you use to... dig... food?

# ? Nov 8, 2014 22:14

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

After The War posted:

Oh, Mister Kingdom, you and your stories! "IMJack is a vampire!" "Beer kills brain cells!" Now let's go back to that... building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is.

Television! Teacher, mother...secret lover.

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

The Nastier Nate posted:

Television! Teacher, mother...secret lover.

Are you goons hugging the TV?

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some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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TMMadman posted:

Are you goons hugging the TV?

I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it.

# ? Nov 8, 2014 22:38

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Are you goons hugging the TV?

It's spent so much more time raising us than you have.

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sout: Apr 24, 2014

Change the channel, Marge.

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Martytoof posted:

I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it.

It features two-pronged wall plug, pre-molded hand grip well, durable outer casing to prevent fallapart...

# ? Nov 8, 2014 22:43

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

MondayHotDog posted:

It's spent so much more time raising us than you have.

I think this is sick. You're staring at a dot!

# ? Nov 8, 2014 22:47

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mira posted:

I think this is sick. You're staring at a dot!

I like Little Dot. Could you rip that off? I mean, who's gonna know?

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twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Mira posted:

I think this is sick. You're staring at a dot!

Alright... Back to the wall.

# ? Nov 8, 2014 23:39

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Mira posted:

I think this is sick. You're staring at a dot!

But we need the outlet for our rock tumbler!

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Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

After The War posted:

But we need the outlet for our rock tumbler!

Plug it in! Plug it in!

# ? Nov 9, 2014 02:05

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Spectacle Rock posted:

Plug it in! Plug it in!

What? The rock tumbler or the TV?

# ? Nov 9, 2014 02:32

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Spectacle Rock posted:

Plug it in! Plug it in!

So we'll march day and night
By the big cooling tower
They have the plant
But we have the power

# ? Nov 9, 2014 02:43

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

MondayHotDog posted:

What? The rock tumbler or the TV?

The TV! The TV!

# ? Nov 9, 2014 02:51

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

PT6A posted:

The TV! The TV!

Teacher, mother, secret lover.

# ? Nov 9, 2014 03:06

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Cry Havoc posted:

Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Mmm... this is less encouraging.

# ? Nov 9, 2014 03:22

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mister Kingdom posted:

Mmm... this is less encouraging.

Mister Kingdom, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it.

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Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Lousy traumatic quote thread!

# ? Nov 9, 2014 03:33

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Cry Havoc posted:

Lousy traumatic quote thread!

AAAAH, COBRAS!

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Cry Havoc posted:

Lousy traumatic quote thread!

Well of course, everything is traumatic if you remember it.

# ? Nov 9, 2014 04:32

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Mister Kingdom posted:

Mmm... this is less encouraging.

All I need is a title... I was thinking something along the lines of "No Quoting and No Beer Make PT6A Something Something..."

# ? Nov 9, 2014 06:13

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

PT6A posted:

All I need is a title... I was thinking something along the lines of "No Quoting and No Beer Make PT6A Something Something..."

...gain sexual powers....? :ohdear:

# ? Nov 9, 2014 06:14

Cry Havoc: May 10, 2004; This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Jerusalem posted:

...gain sexual powers....?

Simpson quote thread update: Jerusalem posts nude in an oxygen tent

# ? Nov 9, 2014 06:26

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Cry Havoc posted:

Simpson quote thread update: Jerusalem posts nude in an oxygen tent

And HOW!

# ? Nov 9, 2014 06:28

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Cry Havoc posted:

Simpson quote thread update: Jerusalem posts nude in an oxygen tent

Do not be alarmed. Continue posting naked.

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Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

Cry Havoc posted:

Lousy traumatic quote thread!

Super Fun Happy Thread! :downs:

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Cry Havoc posted:

Simpson quote thread update: Jerusalem posts nude in an oxygen tent

Oh, Captain ~~Janeway~~ Jerusalem. Lace: The Final Brassiere.

Oh hurry up, I'm a busy man. [slurps soda]

# ? Nov 9, 2014 07:06

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Can I have some money now?

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Oh hurry up, I'm a busy man. [slurps soda]

Victoria's Secret catalog?

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