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Staryberry posted:Now for some idiots on social media from STFU Parents: Exploiting her baby sure seems important to her.
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Why do you have people like this on your friends list?
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Nov 8, 2014 18:27
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"YOU CAN'T BE MY FRIEND IF YOU DON'T SAY MY BABY IS THE CUTEST BABY EVER" Screw unfriending them on Facebook, I'd tell them to gently caress off in real life.
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Nov 8, 2014 18:37
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Sagebrush posted:Why do you have people like this on your friends list? It's from STFUParents, a mockery site that collects idiots on social media.
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Nov 8, 2014 18:56
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I'm not friends with that person. I found it here: http://www.mommyish.com/author/4df7bbc507dfe/ and here http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/ Also, I have learned from the internet that baby contests bring out the idiots in people: Guilt tripping:  (also I like how people made it clear that they found one of their sons to be cuter than the other)  Highjacking people's posts:   Spamming:  I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PRIZE IS. JUST VOTE! Worst of all, advertising your baby on the Starbucks bulletin board: 
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Nov 8, 2014 18:59
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In 15 years these kids are going to be so thankful that they don't resemble the baby photos that their parents spread around the internet.
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Nov 8, 2014 19:07
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Jeherrin posted:Ah, yes. My uncle is a goldmine for this. He's a closet racist (who moved to Switzerland) who frequently posts the UK equivalent of ARE TROOPS because he was in the RAF. I have a cousin like that. At least 3 times a week he posts something like "IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND THEM FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM" and he gets especially ridculous around Veteran's Day. If you listen to him you'd think he was some Tier 1 Spec Ops noScoperIRL, but he was a sanitation driver in the Air Guard For 2 years.
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Nov 8, 2014 20:06
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Staryberry posted:
Brad n Roxanne Roxanne n Brad They have TWO shared accounts? 
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Nov 8, 2014 20:09
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I've never understood soldier worship one bit, and I am glad I live in a part of the country where that's extremely rare, if it happens at all.
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Nov 8, 2014 20:11
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Bobby Digital posted:Brad n Roxanne Liking your own post with your other joint account? That's even more pathetic than just liking your own posts.
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Nov 8, 2014 20:14
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Man, if the other kids are anything like that baby, maybe it's just that nobody wants to vote for your ugly-rear end kids. Be glad you got those pity votes.
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Nov 8, 2014 20:40
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Bobby Digital posted:Brad n Roxanne Well Brad and Roxanne both wanted their own accounts, but they DID NOT want to have their own separate identities. It's a sign that their love is so much stronger than yours or mine. 
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Nov 8, 2014 21:22
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karl fungus posted:I've never understood soldier worship one bit, and I am glad I live in a part of the country where that's extremely rare, if it happens at all. That's because no one died in your country for ARE FREEDOMS  EDIT: VVV I stand by my statement, NYC barely counts as 'merica  . Just look at how they voted for Obummer last election.
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Nov 8, 2014 21:25
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I live in New York City, so uh
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TrekBek posted:Day by day, friend. Don't worry, I have hacked Gibsons before. I got this.
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Nov 8, 2014 21:50
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Nov 8, 2014 22:09
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You should not be aloud on the internet if you take CLICKHOLE.COM seriously.
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Nov 8, 2014 22:16
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People still take the Onion seriously even after it's labelled as "SATIRE" by Facebook.
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Don Gato posted:People still take the Onion seriously even after it's labelled as "SATIRE" by Facebook. The best Literally Unbelievables are the ones where somebody points out that it's satirical and the person acts like they don't even know what that means. Or when someone says it's fake/a joke and they go "Why? Because they cover the stories nobody else will?!"
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edit:^haha  Don Gato posted:People still take the Onion seriously even after it's labelled as "SATIRE" by Facebook. I'm willing to bet some of those people don't even know what the word means. NurSpec has a new favorite as of 23:19 on Nov 8, 2014 |
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Nov 8, 2014 23:17
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NurSpec posted:I'm willing to bet some of those people don't even know what the word means. According to a quarter my facebook, satire is a factual account of something that's really happening somewhere in the world RIGHT NOW. You just don't see it, sheeple.
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Henchman of Santa posted:The best Literally Unbelievables are the ones where somebody points out that it's satirical and the person acts like they don't even know what that means. Or when someone says it's fake/a joke and they go "Why? Because they cover the stories nobody else will?!" I honestly think that this is the result of not reading enough to (or otherwise mentally stimulating in a meaningful way) a child or something. It's like something was done so terribly wrong during a person's developmental years that they end up almost incomprehensibly stupid as an adult and unable to understand concepts such as irony or sarcasm.
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It took me a long time to figure out what this kid's name is. Spelling is "rediculous." Looking for something the whole family can enjoy!  And just... what?! 
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Nov 9, 2014 05:38
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Wait, wait! I know this one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dgmgub8mHw&t=17s
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Nov 9, 2014 06:16
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Henchman of Santa posted:The best Literally Unbelievables are the ones where somebody points out that it's satirical and the person acts like they don't even know what that means. Or when someone says it's fake/a joke and they go "Why? Because they cover the stories nobody else will?!" NurSpec posted:I'm willing to bet some of those people don't even know what the word means. My ex-wife thought satire was an article of clothing. I'm not on Facebook or I would have plenty of poo poo to share from her feed.
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Chomp8645 posted:You should not be aloud on the internet if you take CLICKHOLE.COM seriously. http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/time-i-spent-commercial-whaling-ship-totally-chang-768
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Nov 9, 2014 14:23
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Gerty posted:http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/time-i-spent-commercial-whaling-ship-totally-chang-768 I want to punch the author of that article right in the dicksucker. Just the smugness of the piece is enough to make it happen, but my eyes crossed by the time I got to Chapter 2, just from trying to decipher what this idiot was trying to say.
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Henchman of Santa posted:The best Literally Unbelievables are the ones where somebody points out that it's satirical and the person acts like they don't even know what that means. Or when someone says it's fake/a joke and they go "Why? Because they cover the stories nobody else will?!" The pacing on this one is pretty good. 
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No one really posts Onion articles on my feed, how does it show they are satirical?
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Nov 9, 2014 15:11
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I should be embarrassed to admit it but this is from my 18 year old nephew (again) who is going to have a baby next month (and is unemployed). 
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karl fungus posted:I've never understood soldier worship one bit, and I am glad I live in a part of the country where that's extremely rare, if it happens at all. It's staggering how we pretty much only care about active duty people and well-adjusted vets in the US. If you have any actual issues coming back from war (PTSD, missing limbs, etc) you can go gently caress yourself because how dare you drain the tax payers even more. EZipperelli posted:I want to punch the author of that article right in the dicksucker. Just the smugness of the piece is enough to make it happen, but my eyes crossed by the time I got to Chapter 2, just from trying to decipher what this idiot was trying to say. Look where the article is from, bro  . Assuming you're not joking, this is a good post for Literally Unbelievable.
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Nov 9, 2014 20:15
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Tracula posted:Look where the article is from, bro I'm pretty sure he's not the one missing the joke here. Click the article.
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I think the joke is that Moby Dick is a boring as poo poo book, and he just expresses it in a very unorthodox way. I admit, I read very little of what he wrote.
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Nov 9, 2014 21:59
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I really liked Moby Dick, I don't get the hate. If you don't like the bits about whaling, you can skim those parts super easily (which, I've admittedly done a few times). But don't tell me you don't think that the bit about how whales are flat-finned fish and not mammals isn't funny.
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Shbobdb posted:I really liked Moby Dick, I don't get the hate. If you don't like the bits about whaling, you can skim those parts super easily (which, I've admittedly done a few times). Moby Dick is my desert-island favorite book and I re-read it at least once a year. Melville crew represent
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Kajeesus posted:I think the joke is that Moby Dick is a boring as poo poo book, and he just expresses it in a very unorthodox way. I admit, I read very little of what he wrote. The article is literally the entire text of Moby-Dick
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Henchman of Santa posted:The article is literally the entire text of Moby-Dick OK thank you. I'd never read it, but like 3 lines into the "article" I had a feeling that this was just the entire book Moby Dick. And that's the joke. But Goons and not getting jokes is kinda the staple of this forum.
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kannonfodder posted:OK thank you. I'd never read it, but like 3 lines into the "article" I had a feeling that this was just the entire book Moby Dick. And that's the joke. Between the You're Not in Kansas Anymore discussion and the Silicon Valley thread I'm beginning to wonder if this is actually a comedy website.
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Henchman of Santa posted:Between the You're Not in Kansas Anymore discussion and the Silicon Valley thread I'm beginning to wonder if this is actually a comedy website. It's more of a PYF problem
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