MLS Cup Playoffs 2014: Calvinism

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Who's winning this loving thing? This poll is closed.
(W1) Seattle Sounders	31	22.63%
(W2) Los Angeles Galaxy	13	9.49%
(W3) Real Salt Lake	1	0.73%
(W4) FC Dallas	4	2.92%
(W5) Vancouver Whitecaps	4	2.92%
(E1) DC United	16	11.68%
(E2) New England Revolution	27	19.71%
(E3) Columbus Crew	11	8.03%
(E4) Red Bull New York	5	3.65%
(E5) Sporting Kansas City	0	0%
(C1) Calvinball	25	18.25%
Total:	137 votes

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Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Lol. "YEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeessssss"

# ? Nov 9, 2014 23:53

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 15:29

JamesBCrazy: Jul 1, 2014; Vengeance is a sucker's game.

Excellent finish from Nguyen there, that should settle it.

Edit: I'm from Massachusetts so I'm used to seeing Jones diving. Maybe that's impacted my judgment.

# ? Nov 9, 2014 23:53

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Nguyen with the foresight to kick the ball right to the opposite side of the net instead of going for the light tap in to gently caress with the keeper. Beautiful

# ? Nov 9, 2014 23:54

siggy2021: Mar 8, 2010

OK. That was bad. I'm not giving up yet.

I have to remember that this was the team that scored 3 goals in 4 minutes to even be here right now. Anything is possible.

# ? Nov 9, 2014 23:55

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

13 year old girls posted:

gently caress did that announcer say?

"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

I see you're unfamiliar with Max Bretos.

# ? Nov 9, 2014 23:56

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

I wish the Hispanic dude could say Lee "Gwynn" correctly.

# ? Nov 9, 2014 23:56

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Dallan Invictus posted:

I see you're unfamiliar with Max Bretos.

I really am. That's the most emotion I've heard out of an announcer in a while

# ? Nov 9, 2014 23:57

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

lol

# ? Nov 9, 2014 23:57

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

"Columblees"?

# ? Nov 10, 2014 00:02

insider: Feb 22, 2007; A secret room... always my favourite room in a house.

I can't wait until next year when we have a real striker.

# ? Nov 10, 2014 00:07

JamesBCrazy: Jul 1, 2014; Vengeance is a sucker's game.

Almost another for Nguyen, and then a stupid miss from Bunbury.

# ? Nov 10, 2014 00:15

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

What an embarrassing attempt at such an open chance haha

# ? Nov 10, 2014 00:15

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

JamesBCrazy posted:

Almost another for Nguyen, and then a stupid miss from Bunbury.

bunbury should have just let lee run onto it. terrible finish.

# ? Nov 10, 2014 00:16

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

OVER THAT LINE MOFUCKAS

# ? Nov 10, 2014 00:22

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Double hosed

# ? Nov 10, 2014 00:22

JamesBCrazy: Jul 1, 2014; Vengeance is a sucker's game.

It's over. Not that it was ever in doubt.

# ? Nov 10, 2014 00:23

guppy: Sep 21, 2004; sting like a byob

This is kind of a slaughter, which, good, gently caress Columbus. Not that NE needed it with a two away goal lead before this match even started.

I like hearing announcers try and fail to pronounce "Nguyen."

# ? Nov 10, 2014 00:23

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Lol nice job

# ? Nov 10, 2014 00:29

Jack2142: Jul 17, 2014; Shitposting in Seattle

lol red card

# ? Nov 10, 2014 00:29

Quantrill: Nov 18, 2005

i dont know if you guys know this but mls refs are kinda bad

# ? Nov 10, 2014 00:30

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Quantrill posted:

i dont know if you guys know this but mls are kinda bad

# ? Nov 10, 2014 00:32

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

it's ok. I think columbus can totally get like a billion goals and win the supreme soccer gods of the universe title. thank god it's all due to the fact that we have noted goal scoring phenom *checks substitutions, sees the name adam bedell, immediately has grand mal seizure*

# ? Nov 10, 2014 00:33

siggy2021: Mar 8, 2010

Columbus had a slim chance at this in the beginning. Now it is over. That red card was poo poo.

See you guys next year.

# ? Nov 10, 2014 00:35

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Who trails their leg out like that in a goalies face?

#tHEmOSTdANGEROUSsCORELINE

paddyboat fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Nov 10, 2014

# ? Nov 10, 2014 00:35

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

The red card was stupid as hell, even when the players swarmed him you could tell he wasn't trying to be malicious. It's not like some I've seen that were intentional and got away with it.

# ? Nov 10, 2014 00:37