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Mister Kingdom posted:So I says to Mabel, I says. So I sez yeah?! You want that money you go ahead and find it, cuz I dont know where it is ya baloney! You make me wanna RETCH...zzzzzzzz
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You see, a woman is a like a refrigerator! Blargerglul five dollars? Get outta herrre..
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TL posted:So I sez yeah?! You want that money you go ahead and find it, cuz I dont know where it is ya baloney! You make me wanna RETCH...zzzzzzzz Well, good luck finding it, because I'm going to take the numbers off tonight!
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Nov 10, 2014 09:05
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TL posted:So I sez yeah?! You want that money you go ahead and find it, cuz I dont know where it is ya baloney! You make me wanna RETCH...zzzzzzzz Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that.
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Nov 10, 2014 12:23
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Do over Ham posted:And, er, wound that Mr. Smithers. Yes. And marry our cousins.
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Nov 10, 2014 13:02
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Martytoof posted:Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that. If you're the police, who will police the police?
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Nov 10, 2014 14:08
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Writer Cath posted:If you're the police, who will police the police? Remember, Writer: All glory is fleeting. "So?" Beware the Ides of March. "No."
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Nov 10, 2014 14:22
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IMJack posted:Remember, Writer: All glory is fleeting. IMJack, who are you talking to? "The guy that doesn't live there!"
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mrfart posted:Well, good luck finding it, because I'm going to take the numbers off tonight! mrfart, the mob is working on getting your quote back. But we've also expanded into other important areas. Literacy programs, preserving our beloved covered bridges, world domination...
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TMMadman posted:mrfart, the mob is working on getting your quote back. But we've also expanded into other important areas. Literacy programs, preserving our beloved covered bridges, world domination... -- World domination?
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Nov 10, 2014 15:47
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Otom. Shank.
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Writer Cath posted:If you're the police, who will police the police? I dunno, Coast Guard? 
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Mira posted:-- World domination? Good afternoon, gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the Doomsday Device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold or you'll face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this.
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Do over Ham posted:Good afternoon, gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the Doomsday Device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold or you'll face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this.  I didn't even give you my coat! 
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Nov 10, 2014 17:04
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ShaqDiesel posted:
Want some cream?
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I dunno, Coast Guard? Yvan eht nioj! Yvan eht nioj!
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Nov 10, 2014 17:12
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The Nastier Nate posted:Yvan eht nioj! Yvan eht nioj! Yes, Lieutenant L.T. Smash.
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Mira posted:-- World domination? Oh, heh, that might be a typo. . . . . . Mental note: Mira knows too much.
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ShaqDiesel posted:
Yes, sir. I will notice that. Very casual, Mr. Scorpion.
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Ham, we don't have bums in our town but if we did they wouldn't rush they'd be allowed to go at their own pace.
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Nov 10, 2014 17:46
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sout posted:Want some cream? Nnnnnno...
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ShaqDiesel posted:
Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your closet, there's a pair for you. Don't like them? Then neither do I! Get the hell out of here! You ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe?
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ShaqDiesel posted:Ham, we don't have bums in our town but if we did they wouldn't rush they'd be allowed to go at their own pace. 
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Do over Ham posted:Good afternoon, gentlemen. This is Scorpio. I have the Doomsday Device. You have 72 hours to deliver the gold or you'll face the consequences. And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this. You always say "We can't take that chance!" I want to take a chance!
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your closet, there's a pair for you. Don't like them? Then neither do I! Get the hell out of here! You ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Aye, once, when I was sailin' 'round the Arctic Circle...
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Oh Do over Ham, you're not going as a hobo again.
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Man, that tramp's got the energy of a hobo!!
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ShaqDiesel posted:Man, that tramp's got the energy of a hobo!! He's a hungry young fighter! In fact, he's fighting for a sandwich.
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Nov 10, 2014 22:04
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IMJack posted:He's a hungry young fighter! In fact, he's fighting for a sandwich. 
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Nov 10, 2014 22:28
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IMJack posted:He's a hungry young fighter! In fact, he's fighting for a sandwich. I found this behind the radiator. I really think you should throw it away.
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sout posted:Yes, Lieutenant L.T. Smash. And now the thrilling conclusion of "Colonel Dracula Joins the Navy".
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CatchrNdRy posted:And now the thrilling conclusion of "Colonel Dracula Joins the Navy". It's hard to believe someone that young could have risen to the rank of Admiral.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:It's hard to believe someone that young could have risen to the rank of Admiral. That's what you get when you don't hail to the chimp!
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ShaqDiesel posted:Man, that tramp's got the energy of a hobo!! Who put the beans in my bindle?!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:It's hard to believe someone that young could have risen to the rank of Admiral. No way, Charlie. If I bend over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded Rear Admiral!
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IMJack posted:He's a hungry young fighter! In fact, he's fighting for a sandwich. I gave him a couple of blintzes to paint my fence, but he never did it!
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TMMadman posted:I gave him a couple of blintzes to paint my fence, but he never did it! PAINT MY FENCE! 
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Mister Kingdom posted:PAINT MY FENCE! Well, grab a brush and join in! 
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CatchrNdRy posted:And now the thrilling conclusion of "Colonel Dracula Joins the Navy". Bleh! Uh, oh, excuse me, could you tell me where I might find the "Burns-Os"? 
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