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Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

coyo7e posted:

^^^ That's the magazine up front. You'd think a 2" barrel would make it ridiculously inaccurate as well. ;)

Wait. It's a glorified semi-auto Tec-9?

I thought it was a pistol version of the Vector; with the goofy recoil compensator.

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Gringo Heisenberg posted:

Why did I think this game's connections wouldn't be dog poo poo? Didn't Titan Fall have dedicated servers?

What excuse would we use when we are getting our asses handed to us if the connection was always great?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What excuses would we use when we are getting our asses handed to us if the connection was always great?

Campers, headglitchers, tryhards, clan trash, "use *OP gun* some more, human being", "keep relying on your XIM_ scrublord," blaming pubbies, blaming goons, "I prestiged and don't have *sweet KD build* set up yet," "Sorry guys, but I'm pretty baked/drunk."

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Nov 11, 2014

snodig
Oct 5, 2014
I'm really good at this game. Probably the best one in this topic at least.

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



Actually guys the best scorestreak is System Hack, especially considering how cheap it is AND all the various effects has on the enemy team you really can't go wrong :smug:


But really, getting a system hack and making it so the enemies can't use their exo suits and have to play in the classic playlist for about 30 seconds is great.

Quabzor
Oct 17, 2010

My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.
Earlier I finishes top by a pretty solid margin with only getting like 6 kills.:smug:

I love the loving riot and exo shield.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Mister Macys posted:

"Sorry guys, but I'm pretty baked/drunk."
That was me last night!

buttchugging adderall
May 7, 2007

COME GET SOME
I'm going to be playing the next hour or so on PS4, hit me up if you wanna group. PSN is Stumpalitious.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

SubponticatePoster posted:

That was me last night!

It was everyone last night. Remember that the version of CoD we are on is the same BAC required to enjoy it, in 1/10th percentage.

Old Doggy Bastard
Dec 18, 2008

Mister Macys posted:

Campers, headglitchers, tryhards, clan trash, "use *OP gun* some more, human being", "keep relying on your XIM_ scrublord," blaming pubbies, blaming goons, "I prestiged and don't have *sweet KD build* set up yet," "Sorry guys, but I'm pretty baked/drunk."

I've never heard Clan Trash used before and am a little let down. Could we make a point to use it more and emphasize fun as a secondary concern?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Old Doggy Bastard posted:

I've never heard Clan Trash used before and am a little let down. Could we make a point to use it more and emphasize fun as a secondary concern?

You can't see other people's stats, so how can fun not be the primary aim of this season's Call of Dewty?

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
Just finished getting carbon fiber camo and gold camo on all the shotguns. Was really fun to hear say I suck dick for using shotguns.

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Fibby Boy posted:

Don't you joke because I will buy that the minute it releases.

Its inevitable man, just like they'll add supply drops for money.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
I was genuinely shocked that I didn't have to buy a key to open supply drops.

Knifegrab
Jul 30, 2014

Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.

The Berzerker posted:

Well the remote turret sucks for starters, a more accurate name would be remote turlet.


Wazzit posted:

But people in the thread said it was literally the best streak? :confused:


OneDeadman posted:

Goons are WRONG????


Carecat posted:

It is with a sentry.

Haha you are all so wrong about everything.

Anyway my main boy Dreffen just went in for surgery and because I am sad he will not be gaming for a bit I am gonna just let this secret fly.

Remote turret is the best killstreak in the game. Here is why:

Do you like the em1? How would you like an em1 that has half the TTK? You would loving love that wouldn't you. What if it were more accurate? What if it occassionally glitched out and never overheated (or ran out of ammo)? Yeah thats my poo poo right there. Here is how you do it.

Remote turret w/ support, rippable, high energy beam.

Throw that poo poo on a class with gung ho and enjoy the most OP thing in the entire game. Don't believe me? Go try it out right now. Oh by the way, if you die, you respawn with the ripped turret until it runs out of ammo. And sometimes it glitches and gets unlimited ammo.

Suck it.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Ok so no one replied to my earlier post. I'm new to cod and utterly confused. My upgrades in sp have gotten reset twice, like I return to the game and everything must be unlocked in the in between screen again. My gf started a new game and it erased all my unlocked missions. Mp is a blinding overwhelming mess. How should she play her own game? Is there a guide to what all this poo poo is in mp? Why are my saves gone and is it normal?

Wazzit
Jul 16, 2004

Who wants to play video games?
I would like to land in the top 5 atleast. Does anyone know how to remove remote turret from my streaks???

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot
*** Highlight it and hit X button on xbox.

Mister Macys posted:

Campers, headglitchers, tryhards, clan trash, "use *OP gun* some more, human being", "keep relying on your XIM_ scrublord," blaming pubbies, blaming goons, "I prestiged and don't have *sweet KD build* set up yet," "Sorry guys, but I'm pretty baked/drunk."
You forgot "loving lagger!"/"That guy must be loving lag-switching what the gently caress!?"

Also if you're too stoned to play CoD, you aren't stoned enough. The more :2bong:, the more disassociated you become from the game and can just sort of wander around at a higher level than everyone else..

I miss smoking pot. :saddowns:

Knifegrab
Jul 30, 2014

Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.

Wazzit posted:

I would like to land in the top 5 atleast. Does anyone know how to remove remote turret from my streaks???

Right click on Call of Duty -Multiplayer adn click delete local cache. Then throw your computer in the garbage. If you are not playing on PC, find a nice long rope and make a noose...

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

Wazzit posted:

I would like to land in the top 5 atleast. Does anyone know how to remove remote turret from my streaks???

You don't. It's there forever. Learn to love it.

Still up for doing survival with 360 goons.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

Knifegrab posted:

Haha you are all so wrong about everything.

Anyway my main boy Dreffen just went in for surgery and because I am sad he will not be gaming for a bit I am gonna just let this secret fly.

Remote turret is the best killstreak in the game. Here is why:

Do you like the em1? How would you like an em1 that has half the TTK? You would loving love that wouldn't you. What if it were more accurate? What if it occassionally glitched out and never overheated (or ran out of ammo)? Yeah thats my poo poo right there. Here is how you do it.

Remote turret w/ support, rippable, high energy beam.

Throw that poo poo on a class with gung ho and enjoy the most OP thing in the entire game. Don't believe me? Go try it out right now. Oh by the way, if you die, you respawn with the ripped turret until it runs out of ammo. And sometimes it glitches and gets unlimited ammo.

Suck it.


Knifegrab posted:

Right click on Call of Duty -Multiplayer adn click delete local cache. Then throw your computer in the garbage. If you are not playing on PC, find a nice long rope and make a noose...

Are you upset?

Knifegrab
Jul 30, 2014

Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.

Dum Cumpster posted:

Are you upset?

I'm dead inside. Forever upset. I bought this poo poo on PC.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

Knifegrab posted:

I'm dead inside. Forever upset. I bought this poo poo on PC.

You seem upset.

Knifegrab
Jul 30, 2014

Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.

Dum Cumpster posted:

You seem upset.

I am the upsetest.

puppy party
Sep 21, 2008

Dum Cumpster posted:

You seem upset.

He does seem upset.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

Knifegrab posted:

I am the upsetest.

Have you considered calming down? Maybe try some easier games that won't get you worked up. Cookie clicker is fun :shobon:

Knifegrab
Jul 30, 2014

Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.
^^^ I loving love cookie clicker! Have they added dungeons yet?

Hey if no one wants to gently caress around with the most broken thing in the game that's on them.

It will be patched, it has to be patched, so I would get in on it while you can. Of course this is the thread where people think the SAC3 isn't the best run n gun weapon and gung ho should be used with the bulldog sooooooo

Old Doggy Bastard
Dec 18, 2008

echronorian posted:

My gf started a new game and it erased all my unlocked missions.

That lands her in the top 5 in my opinion.

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

Knifegrab posted:

^^^ I loving love cookie clicker! Have they added dungeons yet?

Hey if no one wants to gently caress around with the most broken thing in the game that's on them.

It will be patched, it has to be patched, so I would get in on it while you can. Of course this is the thread where people think the SAC3 isn't the best run n gun weapon and gung ho should be used with the bulldog sooooooo

I'm sorry you're poo poo with shotguns.

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

echronorian posted:

Ok so no one replied to my earlier post. I'm new to cod and utterly confused. My upgrades in sp have gotten reset twice, like I return to the game and everything must be unlocked in the in between screen again. My gf started a new game and it erased all my unlocked missions. Mp is a blinding overwhelming mess. How should she play her own game? Is there a guide to what all this poo poo is in mp? Why are my saves gone and is it normal?

call of duty was not made with the .001% of players with girlfriends who also play in mind.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot
Am I missing something or is the laser sight with SAC3 laughably useless? Even the beams themselves seem fatter, let alone fading out entirely past 6 feet away.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

echronorian posted:

Ok so no one replied to my earlier post. I'm new to cod and utterly confused. My upgrades in sp have gotten reset twice, like I return to the game and everything must be unlocked in the in between screen again. My gf started a new game and it erased all my unlocked missions. Mp is a blinding overwhelming mess. How should she play her own game? Is there a guide to what all this poo poo is in mp? Why are my saves gone and is it normal?
lmao at the fact that we're in the year 2014 and this is the state of "next-gen gaming"

Knifegrab
Jul 30, 2014

Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.

coyo7e posted:

Am I missing something or is the laser sight with SAC3 laughably useless? Even the beams themselves seem fatter, let alone fading out entirely past 6 feet away.

They are. Use Rapidfire and extended mags. Don't need to use the perk for the third attachment, just rapid fire and extended mags and you now have the best run and gun in the game. Throw it on a class with lightweight, overcharge, gung-ho, and scavenger, with overclock and enjoy the feeling of effortlessly topping the scoreboard each round.

edit: Use the turret killstreak I outlined above, then report back with a scoreboard lol

Rei_
May 16, 2004

The difference between confinement and rest is a shift in perspective

snodig posted:

I'm really good at this game. Probably the best one in this topic at least.

same, smae

FallinInTheBlak
Jan 20, 2013

Sarcastic. Sadistic. British.
:britain:
:wotwot:

Mister Macys posted:

The AA-12 in MW3 wouldn't have the range to reach your brain even if you tried. :colbert:

The AA-12 was excellent with damage on it and absolutely terrifying if you're running specialist and achieve the specialist boner. I never got a shotgun MOAB because I just run around too recklessly but the closest I did get to one was a 21 streak with the AA-12 on Hardhat (I finished in the top 3).

Puckish Rogue
Jun 24, 2010

There should be a guitar skin for the guns so my slides look the most rock and roll.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Jumped up behind a guy with a shield on his back today.
Bashed him. Did nothing, obviously. So he decided to go prone while I walked around his side and shot him to death in the face and shoulders.

It's not really that funny or exciting I guess, it was just one of those moments where you go "Well..if that's how you want to play it."

I'm absolute garbage at this, btw so those moments are precious to me.

Fatty_McLumpkin
Sep 30, 2002

Oh I loooove going to the mooon ahaha ahhhahaaa
if anyone wants to do survival with us we need one more.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

lmao at the fact that we're in the year 2014 and this is the state of "next-gen gaming"

Today for the hell of it I looked at the very top of the PS4 online leaderboard and the number one ranked player has 8.75 million points after 14 games and 4+ years of playing experience.

Some of the other top ten had similar stats. I don't even think it's a hack, they just left the QA test results in there or something

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Big Beef City posted:

Today for the hell of it I looked at the very top of the PS4 online leaderboard and the number one ranked player has 8.75 million points after 14 games and 4+ years of playing experience.

Some of the other top ten had similar stats. I don't even think it's a hack, they just left the QA test results in there or something
:psyboom:

CoD is always the most entertaining clusterfuck.

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