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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Glenn's breaking off to create his own media enterprise separate from Fox makes a lot more sense when you realize he's a paranoid megalomaniac weirdo.

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Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

"I had a horrible mysterious illness and was brought back from the brink of death" also fits Beck's religious huckster model to a T.

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT
Yeah remember when Glenn Beck was going blind also

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

Oh yeah, I forgot about his blindness. Seriously though, I bet it’s half true. This comes back to the "male Oprah" idea behind Beck: it’s not the severity of the illness that counts, it’s the (perceived) sincerity of the revelation of suffering. It lets him humanize himself. And he gets to cry. A lot.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
gently caress Beck forever unless he brings back his Galt's Gulch esque city plan again.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

ToxicSlurpee posted:

I really, really would like to see the reaction if the GOP put up a black guy and got him elected.


They didn't have a big problem with Herman Cain for the 48 hours he appeared to be a real thing and Allen West is a tea party patron saint. Inconsistency and hypocrisy are absolute pillars of todays conservative movement, a lot more so than racism. To even survive as an engaged part of their base requires you to be able to hail something/someone one second and decry them as pure evil the next. Juan Williams was a race baiting boogeyman right up until NPR fired him, then he was a hero.

War vets are supposedly one of their sacred classes too, but they had absolutely no problem with the entire party wondering aloud whether Beau Bergdahl and his family were a secret Taqqiya-terrorist cell just because Obama had something to do with him. Also purpleheart.jpeg.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

kik2dagroin posted:

"...knowingly lied..."
-Rush Limbaugh

:circlefap:

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

gently caress Beck forever unless he brings back his Galt's Gulch esque city plan again.

He had to put it on hold because of his severe illness.

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

Limbaugh just said the state's that raised the minimum wage will lead to businesses hiring more illegals. And somehow that's a problem of the minimum wage and not businesses purposely breaking the law and screwing honest Americans. Conservatism in a nutshell.

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

What Alex Jones said about Glenn Beck is the most amazing thing. :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3TPeijF9Jc&t=1208s

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Ray and Shirley posted:

"I had a horrible mysterious illness and was brought back from the brink of death" also fits Beck's religious huckster model to a T.

It's also not hard at all to believe that there is something seriously wrong with his brain.

Tercio
Jan 30, 2003

Kenzie posted:

What Alex Jones said about Glenn Beck is the most amazing thing. :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3TPeijF9Jc&t=1208s

Working 18 hours a day... Immersing himself in philosophy, history, and economics... Saving us from the most dire threats to the integrity of the Republic...

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Ray and Shirley posted:

Working 18 hours a day... Immersing himself in philosophy, history, and economics... Saving us from the most dire threats to the integrity of the Republic...



The government is repressing chesty foreigners. :qq:

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



Internet Webguy posted:

It's also not hard at all to believe that there is something seriously wrong with his brain.

Believe, or hope?

hello internet
Sep 13, 2004

No bras for illegals on my watch. I wanna see them titties flop when they run across the border.

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

SedanChair posted:

I don't imagine you'd last long in Beck's entourage if you suggested that his isease-day is etend-pray. Heck it sounds like he thought he was being poisoned for a while, classic maniac-in-a-tower delusions.
Yeah, I stopped bribing his chef to do that like 9 months ago.

Kenzie posted:

What Alex Jones said about Glenn Beck is the most amazing thing. :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3TPeijF9Jc&t=1208s

quote:

[Glenn Beck] is a punk
Oh god I agree with Alex Jones :shepicide:

InequalityGodzilla fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Nov 11, 2014

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Alex Jones is a Texan, and powers up like Goku.

Glenn Beck nearly dies of diseases every year.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

InequalityGodzilla posted:

Yeah, I stopped bribing his chef to do that like 9 months ago.

The Worst American.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Nonsense posted:

Glenn Beck nearly dies of diseases every year.


A goose takes flight during a Glenn Beck concert on the national mall? GODS OWN FLYOVER, WE SAVED THE COUNTRY TODAY, TEA PARTY CANONIZED AS MODERN ISRAELITES

Get a debilitating disease every year? PROBABLY SATAN, SEND MONEY TO DEFEAT THE DARK ONE

Mahuum Aqoha
Jan 15, 2004

SHEPARD!
Do it for the universe!
Fun Shoe
People are starting to filibuster comment sections on any sort of national news item with this Jonathan Gruber thing:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/theapot...rom-the-public/

Has there been a decent, non-Rush response to this yet? I read most of what he said and it's pretty hosed up that he would just straight up say that in a public area while he's being recorded. And it's getting spun as "hahaha you are okay with your own leaders calling you a stupid voter!" because I don't think we should immediately overturn the ACA.

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

Nonsense posted:

Alex Jones is a Texan, and powers up like Goku.


I wish I had the energy that Alex Jones has to go into his super saiyan mode all the time. Maybe there's something to all those herbal supplements or SUPER MALE VITALITY things that he sells on INFOWARSLIFE DOT COM. Or maybe I just need to start drinking large quantities of WAKE UP AMERICA coffee.



I'm starting to think this is what's been keeping me down all along. I've been feeling so fatigued all the time lately. It might be the chemtrails they keep spraying over this place. Maybe I just need some WAKE UP AMERICA coffee.

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

^^^
The best part of waking up is crazy in your cup?

SedanChair posted:

The Worst American.
Yeah I never should've stopped but apparently some of Beck's shilling had rubbed off because he started demanding to be paid in krugerrands.

InequalityGodzilla fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Nov 12, 2014

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

Mahuum Aqoha posted:

People are starting to filibuster comment sections on any sort of national news item with this Jonathan Gruber thing:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/theapot...rom-the-public/

Has there been a decent, non-Rush response to this yet? I read most of what he said and it's pretty hosed up that he would just straight up say that in a public area while he's being recorded. And it's getting spun as "hahaha you are okay with your own leaders calling you a stupid voter!" because I don't think we should immediately overturn the ACA.

Even given a cursory reading it's clear conservatives are twisting the poo poo out of what he has said and that Forbes article is hilariously dishonest.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
I'm extremely tempted to buy Alex Jones coffee. Like, Alex Jones appears to be familiar with coffee.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Yeah I'm actually legitimately interested in purchasing some of that coffee.

More of a novelty thing, really.

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

mr. mephistopheles posted:

Even given a cursory reading it's clear conservatives are twisting the poo poo out of what he has said and that Forbes article is hilariously dishonest.

The truth is irrelevent. Remember, Cokie's law.

quote:

I can't help but be reminded of something I like to call Cokie's Law, after Steve Roberts wife. It comes from the Village maxim, "It doesn't matter if it's true or not, it's out there," which was based upon this quote from Cokie Roberts back in 1999:

"At this point," said Roberts, "it doesn't much matter whether she said it or not because it's become part of the culture. I was at the beauty parlor yesterday and this was all anyone was talking about."

http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2012/07/villages-beautiful-and-fragile-glass.html

They twist poo poo dishonestly and disseminate it through right wing media channels, then it's picked up by legitmate news orgs, and presto! Yes it's a lie, but people believe it now, so whatcha gonna do liberals :smug: .

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Don't support Alex Jones, remember, he yells at the families of mass shooting victims because they are in on the governments false flag plan to take are guns.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Don't support Alex Jones, remember, he yells at the families of mass shooting victims because they are in on the governments false flag plan to take are guns.

Hahaha that's probably the most charming and harmless thing that someone in the coffee business has ever done. Coffee's basically canned slave death bro.

Idran
Jan 13, 2005
Grimey Drawer

SedanChair posted:

Hahaha that's probably the most charming and harmless thing that someone in the coffee business has ever done. Coffee's basically canned slave death bro.

What does coffee have to do with that post? Is there backstory there?

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Idran posted:

What does coffee have to do with that post? Is there backstory there?

Scroll up.

Idran
Jan 13, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Phone posted:

Scroll up.

Haha, whoops. Thanks.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

SedanChair posted:

Hahaha that's probably the most charming and harmless thing that someone in the coffee business has ever done. Coffee's basically canned slave death bro.

I only buy organic fair trade coffee I'll have you know :chord:

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

I only buy organic fair trade coffee I'll have you know :chord:

Alex Jones markets his coffee as such.

I like this infowars article from today:

http://www.infowars.com/can-anarcho-capitalism-work/

The comments were just 'tl;dr'

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Thump! posted:

Yeah I'm actually legitimately interested in purchasing some of that coffee.

More of a novelty thing, really.

David Lynch has his own brand of coffee. It's pretty good. (I'd go so far as to even call it drat fine coffee. And hot!)

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

McDowell posted:

Alex Jones markets his coffee as such.

I like this infowars article from today:

http://www.infowars.com/can-anarcho-capitalism-work/

The comments were just 'tl;dr'

I'll point to my comment above in regards to his coffee.

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

Mahuum Aqoha posted:

People are starting to filibuster comment sections on any sort of national news item with this Jonathan Gruber thing:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/theapot...rom-the-public/

Has there been a decent, non-Rush response to this yet? I read most of what he said and it's pretty hosed up that he would just straight up say that in a public area while he's being recorded. And it's getting spun as "hahaha you are okay with your own leaders calling you a stupid voter!" because I don't think we should immediately overturn the ACA.

They're proving his point pretty well by freaking out at his simple definition of how insurance works.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
I guess we know what they call Mike Huckabee around the Fox News studios

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO32SI4CITA

The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
I mean, as much as it's fun to bash Fox News anchors, she did pretty much play that off about as well as one can. Just keep going and don't draw any more attention to it. It seemed like an honest slip.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J2kc4oZTVU&t=2s

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kik2dagroin
Mar 23, 2007

Use the anger. Use it.

quote:

RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, yesterday on the program we spent some time sharing with you the guts and details of the story by Dan Balz in the pathetic, increasingly inconsequential Washington Post about how the Democrat Party's been hollowed out the past two elections. That the old Jurassic Park dinosaurs kept winning and winning and now they finally lost and all that time no Democrat bench was developing, no youthful replacement Democrats. And Dan Balz is very, very worried here that, with these resounding two defeats in 2010, 2014, that Democrats, for all this talk about their association with the youth vote, don't have any.

Now, this program is show prep for the rest of the media. And as evidence, all of a sudden, out of the blue, yesterday CNN, it dawns on them that the Democrats are a bunch of dinosaurs. We have a little montage of them talking about this with Gloria Borger and Wolf Blitzer last night on CNN's The Situation Room.
...
It just occurred to them! It just occurred to them yesterday, "Oh, no." See, they've been running around, "The Republicans are losing women. The Republicans are losing Hispanics. The Republicans are losing --" while the Republicans are winning elections! And now the Democrats are, "Uh-oh, where's our future?" Wendy Davis was gonna be, but Wendy Davis never was a real thing anyway! Lost by 20 points. She was never in it. That was another giant pollster scam.

F. Chuck Todd on the Today show today talking to Matt Lauer -- wait a minute, why, F. Chuck has a new book! I didn't know that. Did you know that F. Chuck has a book? Does Jon Stewart have a new book? Jon Stewart does not have a book, that's who they wanted to hire at Meet the Depressed. Okay, anyway. F. Chuck's book is "The Stranger: Barack Obama in the White House." (gasping) No! F. Chuck Todd, Barack Obama, the stranger in the White House? And Matt Lauer said, "Has he been his biggest failure? What's been Obama's biggest failure?" I mean, what is it, F. Chuck?

TODD: I think when you look at it, that was the great promise of Barack Obama. The guy in 2004 showed up at the convention, he was the one that was gonna break this polarization when he leaves the White House. We're gonna have 24 straight years of this red versus blue.

RUSH: He didn't unite us and that was his promise. Barack Obama was gonna unite everybody. He was gonna bring us all together, that was the great promise. He showed up at the convention and he was the one that was gonna break this polarization. He's failed. (gasping). F. Chuck is basically saying Obama's a failure. (gasping) Didn't live up to his promise. (gasping) Will there be a Twitter campaign against F. Chuck Todd here? He's saying Obama has failed; I said I wanted him to. Truth is, he didn't. You know the drill on that.
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2014/11/11/it_dawns_on_cnn_democrats_are_dinosaurs
Obama succeeded wildly into turning America into a socialist nanny state where the poors get free food and housing *willfully ignores all the homeless and starving people that still exist in America*

quote:

RUSH: Here's Clarence in Philadelphia. Hi, Clarence. I'm glad you waited. You're next on the program. Hello.

CALLER: Rush, how come you're not talking about the significant victory of Obama in the election.

RUSH: What victory?

CALLER: The victory of the minimum wage, raising the minimum wage, which happened in five states, the only five states that had it and four of them were strongly Republican. States like South Dakota, Nebraska, you can't get more Republican than that, right?

RUSH: I'm trying to understand what you're saying. You're saying in all these Republican states, Obama had victories because --

CALLER: Yeah, with the minimum wage. He's been on the bully pulpit for two years about the minimum wage, and it passed, in opposition to all the Republicans and you and all the other right-wingers on the radio are opposed to it, but it passed in four Republican states. And if it had been in 50 states, it would have passed in 50 states.

RUSH: Right.

CALLER: So, that's a victory for the bully pulpit of Barack Obama.

RUSH: Man, you're scraping the bottom of the barrel here to --

CALLER: Well, it may be, but it's significant. How do you explain it?

RUSH: I don't explain it.

CALLER: That's right.

RUSH: Who wouldn't want to earn more money?

CALLER: I know. But the Republicans are against it. You were against it, aren't you?

RUSH: Yes. I'm against minimum wage laws, but --

CALLER: That's right, but it passed no four states.

RUSH: You don't win everything out there, Clarence. If you want to hang your hat on five states, got the minimum wage going up, have at it, man, have a party. Go out there and buy an extra Big Mac with it. Whatever it gets you. My point of minimum wage actually causes people to lose jobs. The minimum wage is not enough, and it was never intended to be a wage that supports a family. It's an entry-level thing. It's purely a political football. I'm trying not to chuckle here, Clarence, 'cause I know how important winning is, and if the minimum wage in five states where Republicans opposed it makes your day, then I don't want to destroy it. So have at it, Clarence, I'm happy you're happy.

BREAK TRANSCRIPT

RUSH: I hope Clarence in Philadelphia is still listening, reveling in his big victory out there. Clarence, you know what's gonna happen in all these states where the minimum wage was increased? Employers are gonna hire more and more illegal aliens off the books at lower wages. The minimum wage actually facilitates the hiring of illegals if we're gonna let 'em in the country, Clarence. Big win, huh?
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2014/11/11/lib_war_horse_hangs_hat_on_minimum_wage
Can't let a single program go by without mentioning illegal immigrants, can we?

quote:

RUSH: Grab audio sound bite number one. Last night it was Comedy Central, and it was Colbert Report. I always do that, the Colbert Report. And it was time to make fun of your host, El Rushbo, for my take on the meaning of the election.

LIMBAUGH: The biggest and perhaps the most important mandate a political party has had in the recent era, and it is very simple what that mandate is: It is to stop Barack Obama. Republicans were not elected to govern.

COLBERT: Thank you. Republicans were not elected to govern. Their one job -- (applause) -- huge, huge Rush Limbaugh fans here tonight. (cheers) Republicans were not elected to govern. Their one job is to stop Obama.

RUSH: And that got practically a standing ovation on Comedy Central last night, totally shocking the host, and once again, demonstrating the whole world agrees with me on this. It just does. It's a great validation.
You're looking for validation out there, well, I thought I would show you some. (interruption) You want to hear that one more time? Why do you want to hear it one more, why such a big deal? I've got an audience of a million people. All right. Snerdley wants to hear it again. Really? All right. My instincts would be to let it go. We've made the point. Snerdley wants to hear it again, so...

(replaying of sound bite.)

Now, you know why Colbert focused on "they were not elected govern," because he thinks that I'm saying, "Hey, they're not qualified to lead." That's not what I meant by govern. See, you people know that. That's just another way of saying they weren't sent there to work with the Democrats. They weren't sent there to make Congress work. They weren't sent there to get along. That's not why they were elected, to end gridlock. Look, I'm not gonna beat you over the head again with this today, 'cause you know it. I've explained it countless times, and you get it. And there's no need.

I just wanted to show you how shocked they were to hear massive rounds of applause in agreement with this on a liberal comedy network called Comedy Central. Can you imagine their production meeting, "Oh, man, oh, man, this is gonna be so cool," and the shock when the audience practically erupts in a standing ovation at the idea the Republicans were elected to stop Obama. Just a tiny little moment in a universe of major happenings, ladies and gentlemen. Take a little pleasure from it.


BREAK TRANSCRIPT

RUSH: Here's Dave in Gurnee, Illinois. You're next, sir. Great to have you on the EIB Network. Hello.

CALLER: Hey, Rush. This goes back to that clip that you played at the top of the show, Colbert.

RUSH: Right.

CALLER: Anyway, the only reason these liberal entertainers bring up your name is because they know it will bring attention to themselves. They name-drop you because it's a form of self-induced gravitas. Otherwise nobody would listen to them.

RUSH: Well, how does this work? I mean, are you saying that they mention my name so I will play the sound bites of their show and elevate their audiences, or what?

CALLER: All they have to do is bring up your name. Hey, look, it's like when you went on that golf show. What was the golf show?

RUSH: The Haney Project.

CALLER: When you went on The Haney Project, I bet he increased his viewership just because of the fact you were on there. I know I never would have watched that show myself, and I never watched Family Guy until you were on an episode of Family Guy.

RUSH: Well, you're very shrewd -- uh, kind!

CALLER: (laughing)

RUSH: You're very kind.

CALLER: Thank you, sir.

RUSH: (laughing) Yes, and you've just connected with Snerdley like you can't imagine. He believes this and has for years. He thinks these people drop my name just to elevate themselves and so forth. In some cases, I think that actually is true. But in this instance, there's no question: Colbert was shocked at his own audience. He just couldn't believe.
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2014/11/11/colbert_crowd_cheers_stop_obama
Yeah I don't think Limbaugh gets The Colbert Report. I am under no delusion that Limbaugh himself actually believes that they were cheering for him, but apparently some of his moronic listeners unironically believe this.

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