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EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo (November 13, 1956)



Peanuts: Year Two (October 15-17, 1951)







Super-Fun-Pak Comix



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darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Kismet posted:

Whenever books on Amazon are only available used at absurd prices, it's because the retailers are using pricing bots to juggle supply and demand. When there are plenty of books out there and humans setting market prices they behave sensibly, but when bots are left to calibrate themselves off each other's mark-ups they start spiralling up cent by cent into infinity. If anything, it probably means nobody has moved any of Brooke's books for a while and they're just sitting around gathering dust in overstock warehouses somewhere.
For an extreme case, Amazon priced a developmental biology book at $23 million.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Evil Mastermind posted:

Well, it's long established the Brooke only listens to people who tell him what he wants to hear: i.e. that he's an amazing writer. He has to tell himself that because I doubt that many other people will tell him that nowadays.

A reminder: this is true on multiple levels. He shut down his own comments section because he was as outraged by his sycophantic fanbase discussing storyline predictions as he was by the trolls informing him he sucked poo poo. In fact he went on more than one contemptuous tirade around that time about how he was The Author and neither welcomed nor desired any input from the dumdums who read his Art. The only comment he was ever interested in receiving was "you are great," full stop.

http://chickweedcafe.blogspot.com/2010/12/apocrypha-with-cup-of-joe.html

In short, gently caress this guy.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

A reminder: this is true on multiple levels. He shut down his own comments section because he was as outraged by his sycophantic fanbase discussing storyline predictions as he was by the trolls informing him he sucked poo poo. In fact he went on more than one contemptuous tirade around that time about how he was The Author and neither welcomed nor desired any input from the dumdums who read his Art. The only comment he was ever interested in receiving was "you are great," full stop.

http://chickweedcafe.blogspot.com/2010/12/apocrypha-with-cup-of-joe.html

In short, gently caress this guy.

What the gently caress is that font. And that site layout. My poor eyes.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Dustin

Takes one to know one, old man.

Safe Havens

Why not just turn the mermaid into a whale? Too much genetic fuckery?

On the Fastrack

I don't see how Mrs. Trellis is supposed to be a bad boss when she apparently gives her staff the freedom to screw around so much.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
So Bill Holbrook drew some Mary Worth fan art, presumably because he's friends with the creators. I like the Aldo tattoo on her arm.

Midnight Moth fucked around with this message at 07:57 on Nov 12, 2014

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

Can we just shelve it?

People tend to go apeshit in this thread if you suggest dropping a strip from regular rotation, so I'll refrain from that. Besides, posting it gives BlankIsBeautiful an additional opportunity to post one of his banal and pointless observations.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I wonder if some editor finally cracked down on Gilchrist. The last couple weeks of Nancy have been as bland and lovely as ever but they lacked the usual preachiness and Americana. Even Phil "Storm Saxon" Fumble has been notably absent.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

goatface posted:

She also enters the mirror-world between panels.

"Mirror-world?" Would that be an alternate-universe "Dustin" where Ed is a kindly, aging hippie constantly belittled by his son Dustin, an arrogant libertarian stock-broker?

Sounds like a more mean-spirited "Family Ties". I might actually read that comic!

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Midnight Moth posted:

So Bill Holbrook drew some Mary Worth fan art, presumably because he's friends with the creators.

Or an aunt or uncle of a creator.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker



9 Chickweed Lane

It kind of looks more like a rifle than a bird to me, but you're the expert, Bill.


Brooke must be trying to add more gags to the strip.

Zachary Nixon Johnson

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Midnight Moth posted:

Safe Havens

Why not just turn the mermaid into a whale? Too much genetic fuckery?
If this comic was significant enough to be Rule 34'd, then it would all be transformation fetishism.
Maybe it already is. :stare:

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
The gospel according to Skippy (September 7, 1927)



Peanuts (November 15, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean: Yup.



Popeye



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (January 15-16, 1926)

And now, life's harshest blow. I've been dreading this day...



J.R. Williams, Creator Of The Tommy Westphall Universe

Maybe Williams thought the plot was getting away from him and this was his escape hatch? Maybe this was the plan all along? Who can tell now? Sorry, cowboy fans. :shrug:

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

EasyEW posted:



J.R. Williams, Creator Of The Tommy Westphall Universe

Maybe Williams thought the plot was getting away from him and this was his escape hatch? Maybe this was the plan all along? Who can tell now? Sorry, cowboy fans. :shrug:

I'm so disappointed that the fictional story about fictional cowboys was double-fictional. :(

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I know this is supposed to be a joke, but a guy got probation for killing four people by making the argument that he had "affluenza" - his rich family had spoiled him too much to understand ethics.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Darthemed posted:


Calvin And Hobbes

Here's one that went right over my 7-year-old head.

quote:


All that fanart of grown-up Calvin ignores the extreme likelihood that he grew up to be a neckbeard, doesn't it?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Maxwell Lord posted:

What the gently caress is that font. And that site layout. My poor eyes.

He is an artiste, not some common graphic designer.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Senior Woodchuck posted:

All that fanart of grown-up Calvin

You mean Frazz?

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Jane's World



Yep, somebody called it. It's a full furry Holbrook crossover.

Non Sequitur



Heavenly Nostrils is.. whatever.

Kliban



9 Chickweed Lane 11/12/2003



Bleh.

Zits



Way to teach him fiscal responsibility, Walt.

Kevin & Kell



I have never, ever seen any herbivore eat dry fall leaves.



Initially, I thought he was talking about her chest, based on the angle of his gaze.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Aardmania posted:


9 Chickweed Lane


Brooke must be trying to add more gags to the strip.

It's absolutely amazing that the guy with the single most obnoxiously pretentious blog I've ever seen makes a living drawing soft-core porn for the funny pages.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac brings you fetish-free comic laffs.


The Creeps on the other hand...


Poptropica could veer into vore territory...


Heathcliff NUFF SAID.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Jane's World



Yep, somebody called it. It's a full furry Holbrook crossover.

The proportions on Jane's head keep changing and it's freaking me out.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (January 15-16, 1926)

And now, life's harshest blow. I've been dreading this day...



J.R. Williams, Creator Of The Tommy Westphall Universe

Maybe Williams thought the plot was getting away from him and this was his escape hatch? Maybe this was the plan all along? Who can tell now? Sorry, cowboy fans. :shrug:

For a minute I thought Williams was appearing in his own strip. I'm honestly bummed that the cowboy stories just stop like this.

Anyway, in other comics...


Ham Shears prepares for a long trip like I do.


The Dinette Set discusses the advantages of cable.


Working Daze has a guest appearance by Ham Shears.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

EasyEW posted:

And now, life's harshest blow. I've been dreading this day...



J.R. Williams, Creator Of The Tommy Westphall Universe

Maybe Williams thought the plot was getting away from him and this was his escape hatch? Maybe this was the plan all along? Who can tell now? Sorry, cowboy fans. :shrug:

Honestly, I thought the cowboy story was spinning out of control ever since Smokey (or whoever it was) killed the bank robbers. The whole business with Smokey trying to romance the schoolmarm, which was the really fun part, just vanished. It's been really hard to follow the last few weeks.

But then, trying to do drama in a gag-a-day strip is always tricky. One wrong step and you end up as Funky Winkerbean.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour


Intelligent Life

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Why is this happening in the middle of a car chase from some special forces storyline.

Why was there a special forces storyline to begin with

loving Axe Cop has more internal coherence than Jane's World.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Indolent Bastard posted:

Intelligent Life[/b]


STOP LOOKING AT ME.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


BlankIsBeautiful posted:



Initially, I thought he was talking about her chest, based on the angle of his gaze.
What is he talking about? :confused:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Tiggum posted:

What is he talking about? :confused:

:sonia:

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Reply All


Pearls Before Swine

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Tiggum posted:

What is he talking about? :confused:


I'm pretty sure that Lise meant the baby's feet based on the mother's last sentence. I'd like to think boobs too, but those definitely are not "nursing boobs". Unless, maybe she was an A cup before.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Winter is upon us. The fallen leaves turn to mush under our feet, our breath turns to fog in the air, and our newspapers are stocking up on Dog Comix.

Pooch Café


Two-thirds of these comics could be described as 'Poncho Manipulates a Friend.'

Ballard Street


We have three characters and two names flying around in this one, and it works every which way.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Senior Woodchuck posted:

Here's one that went right over my 7-year-old head.


All that fanart of grown-up Calvin ignores the extreme likelihood that he grew up to be a neckbeard, doesn't it?

Based on his budding environmentalism, he may have grown up to be the Unabomber Mk 2.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Classic Prince Valiant

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

GorfZaplen posted:

Classic Prince Valiant



drat ungrateful slaves. :argh:

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County


Calvin And Hobbes




Ripley's

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

Poptropica could veer into vore territory...



Artist should have googled how brussels sprouts grow

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD



I bet Becka's about to quit.

Dr. Dos
Aug 5, 2005

YAAAAAAAY!

EasyEW posted:

And now, life's harshest blow. I've been dreading this day...



J.R. Williams, Creator Of The Tommy Westphall Universe

N-no not like this :smithicide:

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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Red Meat

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