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"I've got a Ming vase for sell" "Oh fiddlesticks!" "I was just wondering if you had any band-aids because he beats me" Uh uh uh uh well that was ummmm...I don't know about that ummmm
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beep by grandpa posted:Wh-what time does the parad-*click* Where is this one? I got an inkling to watch it this past weekend but I couldn't find the right word to describe it in Youtube and bring it up. I thought it was a Biz Baz thing but I could be wrong.
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Crotch Bat posted:Where is this one? I got an inkling to watch it this past weekend but I couldn't find the right word to describe it in Youtube and bring it up. I thought it was a Biz Baz thing but I could be wrong. I'm pretty sure it's Biz Baz, but I doubt there's a video labeled as such. It's usually a part of those compilation vids. ... folks.
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Nov 11, 2014 02:13
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My grandson just learned how to pump off and he's been spraying all over the house and stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3im7MyB4h3s
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Nov 11, 2014 02:26
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Sal: "Hi, I have a celebrity adult video from Jon Hein getting oral sex in college." Tradio Host: "Wait a minute, what are you trying to do here?" Sal: "Jon Hein - He's the blowjob king of Michigan state. He's the nerd on Jump the Shark."
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Nov 11, 2014 03:04
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I'm pretty sure it's Biz Baz, but I doubt there's a video labeled as such. Oh, but there is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDH9JrhjXCg
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Nov 11, 2014 03:43
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Jon Hein the blowjob king of Michigan always makes me giggle. That whole saga was fantastic and watching him whittle that number down once he got called on his bullshit was great.
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Nov 11, 2014 04:26
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Oh god, Beth is coming in next week to promote her book. But thankfully (?) Benjy is going to be doing the interview and he says he's going to do it "Marc Maron style". I only hope it'll be as much of a glorious trainwreck as it sounds and not another kitten bowl 
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moot the hopple posted:Oh god, Beth is coming in next week to promote her book. But thankfully (?) Benjy is going to be doing the interview and he says he's going to do it "Marc Maron style". I only hope it'll be as much of a glorious trainwreck as it sounds and not another kitten bowl You say this as if Beth isnt untouchable. Sal learned his lesson at the roast many years ago.
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Nov 11, 2014 08:02
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The best call is when Richard calls a woman using different voices simultaneously. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTJhnuQMbL8
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Nov 11, 2014 08:48
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JB50 posted:You say this as if Beth isnt untouchable. Well, he tried out his line of questioning with Howard and it was full-on schtick coma. Benjy said he'd be going for a deep, emotional and psychological interview but when he attempted it with Howard it just consisted of repeated "But how are you really feeling?" badgering (Fred was killer with his impression today). To Howard's credit, he said he wouldn't bail Beth out when she comes in and couldn't wait to see this interview. The whole staff is aware it's going to be a disaster and, let's face it, that's the only way to redeem the segment at all.
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Dr.Caligari posted:Oh, but there is: That's one of them but the one we're referring to was when they called a show asking what time the parade was after the hosts explicitly said not to call and ask. I think there was something like "direct all questions to the Koopa-Kulpa(sp?)" or something. I'm sure it's out there on Youtube but I think it's hidden under a generic description. e: ahhh, found it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeQ3UrnG-eE 25:45 Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 09:10 on Nov 11, 2014 |
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Sal and Richard calling the Chess Show is my fave prank call of all time - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K6hCLUNUMM Sal's black guy impression..how they did not immediately hang up on him? "Hello deres, hows yous doings tonitez?"
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Nov 11, 2014 09:59
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"I got a chess set for my graaaaaandson". Edit: I also really love Jonah Falcon's horrible attempts at comebacks when he gets pranked, plus the technical problems, along with the apparent heat on the set. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Nov 11, 2014 |
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DeadBonesBrook posted:Sal and Richard calling the Chess Show is my fave prank call of all time - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K6hCLUNUMM The woman in the background: "Oh Jesus, that sucks!" How is this even a show?!
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Nov 11, 2014 12:46
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Crotch Bat posted:"direct all questions to the Koopa-Kulpa(sp?)" "Maybe that's there version of Baba-Booey" That segment is great and I forgot all about it.
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Nov 11, 2014 14:48
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I believe it's Cuca Culpa.
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Former Human posted:The best call is when Richard calls a woman using different voices simultaneously. I don't remember hearing that one before. Really enjoyed it 
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musclecoder posted:The woman in the background: "Oh Jesus, that sucks!" Up until a few years ago, I was able to view public access in all its glory. I live in Brooklyn, so all I got was Brooklyn public access a.k.a. BCAT. Richard and Sal call in to the Manhattan equivalent, MNN. ...the shows, you have no idea. They're not even shows, so to speak. You really have to go out of your way to make an rear end of yourself on public television, but to be a bigger rear end and PAY for the privilege of doing so. To my recollection a lot of them seemed to consist of really bad sketch comedy, I mean of course it would.
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Hi I've got a traffic report. A truck full of dildos turned over just outside of town, there's rubber peckers all over the road...
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Nov 11, 2014 18:55
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This Howard interview with Skrillex is so cringeworthy.
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Nov 11, 2014 20:07
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musclecoder posted:This Howard interview with Skrillex is so cringeworthy. I skimmed over an article on my phone saying how Howard was saying a lot of stupid awkward poo poo and Skrillex was trying to brush them off. What kind of stuff was he saying?
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Nov 11, 2014 20:21
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musclecoder posted:This Howard interview with Skrillex is so cringeworthy. "Do you think these girls would bang me? They'd bang me right?"
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Nov 11, 2014 20:21
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MrMidnight posted:I skimmed over an article on my phone saying how Howard was saying a lot of stupid awkward poo poo and Skrillex was trying to brush them off. What kind of stuff was he saying? A lot of what EATIN SHRIMP was saying. Incredulous that he isn't banging every single girl in sight. At one point he was asking him some question, interrupted him, and then said "So, do you masturbate?" Completely out of nowhere. Then he kept asking him to sing the music that's in his head now and I don't think he totally understood it's made entirely on a computer. Then they were talking about some artist he worked with named Kaiser or Kaisa (not familiar with the genre, please excuse me) and Robin tried to make a Keyser Soze joke from The Usual Suspects but she said "Keyser Swartza". "Hey Boff, my son is way into EDM and Skrillex is the #1 guy in there now, we gotta get him in here." Edit: Oh yeah, Howard thinking the EMA's were the Electronic Music Awards and not the European Music Awards and wondering why Royal Blood was playing there - though I don't think that happened during the interview. musclecoder fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Nov 11, 2014 |
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Nov 11, 2014 21:01
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musclecoder posted:"Hey Boff, my son is way into EDM and Skrillex is the #1 guy in there now, we gotta get him in here." I know it's irrational, and I really have no explanation for it, but holy poo poo, do I hate the term EDM. I feel like it somehow legitimizes lovely Fruityloops demo tracks that all sound alike. Anyway, that's probably exactly why Skrillex is in the studio.
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Nov 11, 2014 21:05
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Jesus Christ Howard http://m.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/howard-stern-wife-beth-fostered-75-kittens-over-three-months-20141111
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Nov 12, 2014 00:06
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MrMidnight posted:Jesus Christ Howard Holy poo poo, they actually call her an "activist". gently caress everything.
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Nov 12, 2014 00:11
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Howard has to go way out of his comfort zone to book 2 guests a day.
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Nov 12, 2014 00:14
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quote:"We're up to 75 kittens since last June. We find them all loving homes."  This is what happens when you run the clock on a woman's fertility Howie.
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Nov 12, 2014 00:15
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Someone should mention to Howard that Sam Simon hoarded animals too and now he's dying.
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Nov 12, 2014 03:25
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MrMidnight posted:Jesus Christ Howard I love how many pictures of her 'kids' are on that table. Jesus.
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Nov 12, 2014 05:15
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MrMidnight posted:Jesus Christ Howard The world is a funny place. If this was Imus and his wife like 10 years ago...
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Hi, I want to post in this thread, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh I'm really nervous. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I've never posted before uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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It's actually just sad to me. Beth seems like a nice person but she knew what she was getting into with Howard. There was no way in hell he was having another child.
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Nov 12, 2014 14:09
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I miss the guy that would call in and ask "Hey Imus when is Diedre's book coming out?"
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You know you have a batshit fanbase when the Wikipedia page of a former C-level model/actress is locked because people went edit-crazy.CortezFantastic posted:It's actually just sad to me. Beth seems like a nice person but she knew what she was getting into with Howard. There was no way in hell he was having another child. I wouldn't be shocked to see it happen but I guarantee you it won't happen while he's still on the air. He's not a big limelight guy and she is so ready for a kid it's scary, it'd honestly take care of itself from his perspective. He could essentially treat it like their pets, just play with it some until it's tired and then pass it off to Beth. I think she'd be a great mother and wouldn't just pass it off to the nanny so it would be very light on the responsibility from Howard's end(if he so chose). Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Nov 12, 2014 |
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Crotch Bat posted:You know you have a batshit fanbase when the Wikipedia page of a former C-level model/actress is locked because people went edit-crazy. She's 42... It might still be possible but time is running out. Maybe they'll adopt a black baby like Steven Spielberg.
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EngineerJoe posted:She's 42... It might still be possible but time is running out. Maybe they'll adopt a black baby like Steven Spielberg. They don't play those bits on Sirius, do they?
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