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Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Had an easy st that was a dead end around here somewhere.

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠
I love that the strip of Grass between the road and sidewalk can be known as "Parking."

Boneitis posted:

drat


Everyone says I have an accent they can't place. Guess no one can

You and me both...

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Boneitis posted:

drat


Everyone says I have an accent they can't place. Guess no one can



It would seem South Aussies are really from New York.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

When will it end?!?

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Picnic Princess posted:

When will it end?!?

When the map tells enough people that they are from Moon Moon.

Only then.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

I'm from Canada and I took this and it gives me an error instead of giving me a map so gently caress your country

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Helith posted:

When the map tells enough people that they are from Moon Moon.

Only then.

But the important question is if wiping from front to back is the best?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Every single person on this site is from Yonkers.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

cowboythreespeech posted:

Rawhide, not Tex :)



That explains why I couldn't find it. Thanks!

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009
Hobby: Being Rawhide

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Mezzanine posted:

Hobby: Being Rawhide

Is that a sex thing? Sounds like a sex thing.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

LCN
Jul 27, 2009
I'm Finnish, and did the language map test. It went from being all dark blue at times to giving me Honolulu, Fort Lauderdale and Pembroke Pines. What the hell does this mean, that I'm a retired islander?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



forgot the ring, 2/10 :colbert:

PierreTheMime
Dec 9, 2004

Hero of hormagaunts everywhere!
Buglord

I don't see what's so funny about boxes of calamari? :confused:

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

I only like my boneless pork rectums catwise, but I'll eat them inverted on Cabbage Night.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
For those who though the New York Times Regional Dialect quiz wasn't specific enough, here's the follow-up

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009


Wouldn't think you'd have to specify boneless...

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

jiharlequinade posted:

Wouldn't think you'd have to specify boneless...

Last time I had a tasty pork rectum there was a huge bone in it and I was so mad :argh:

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Last time I had a tasty pork rectum there was a huge bone in it and I was so mad :argh:

Many people actually enjoy having a bone in their rectum on occasion.

Organic Lube User
Apr 15, 2005

Frostwerks posted:

Had an easy st that was a dead end around here somewhere.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Big Grunty Secret posted:

For those who though the New York Times Regional Dialect quiz wasn't specific enough, here's the follow-up

How do Americans pronounce the name of their Worcester?

Bart Fargo
Mar 24, 2005

Il Raggio Infernale


It's the "inverted" that is confusing me. If you turn the box over, are they still inverted?

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Paladinus posted:

How do Americans pronounce the name of their Worcester?

"Wooster."

Toast Museum has a new favorite as of 15:02 on Nov 12, 2014

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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Maybe they're inside-out?

PierreTheMime
Dec 9, 2004

Hero of hormagaunts everywhere!
Buglord
Not to kill the joke, but it's inverted so that when it's cooked/fried it curls outward in the way that normal calamari do. It's "imitation calamari" and if you eat calamari from cheap restaurants there's a good chance you've tasted sweet, juicy pig rear end in a top hat.

http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/484/transcript

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Paladinus posted:

How do Americans pronounce the name of their Worcester?

If it's in Massachusetts, it's "Woostah" with the vowel like in book.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

If it's in Massachusetts, it's "Woostah" with the vowel like in book.

"Spicy Soy sauce"

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

PierreTheMime posted:

It's "imitation calamari" and if you eat calamari from cheap restaurants there's a good chance you've tasted sweet, juicy pig rear end in a top hat.

If you ever ate a chicken nugget there's a good chance you've tasted sweet, juicy chicken rear end in a top hat.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Paladinus posted:

How do Americans pronounce the name of their Worcester?

From experience 'war-cse-ter' (had a few visiting US students over), similarly leicester comes out as 'lye-ces-ter '. This isn't because Americans are dumb, it's because half of English town or village names are loving dumb. (Thanks to our long history of being invaded by everybody)

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Hexyflexy posted:

From experience 'war-cse-ter' (had a few visiting US students over), similarly leicester comes out as 'lye-ces-ter '. This isn't because Americans are dumb, it's because half of English town or village names are loving dumb. (Thanks to our long history of being invaded by everybody)

Agreed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOd3lwluQIw

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


PierreTheMime posted:

Not to kill the joke, but it's inverted so that when it's cooked/fried it curls outward in the way that normal calamari do. It's "imitation calamari" and if you eat calamari from cheap restaurants there's a good chance you've tasted sweet, juicy pig rear end in a top hat.

http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/484/transcript

He says it's possible but he was unable to ever find an example of anyone admitting to having sold fried hog rear end in a top hat, or proof of any kind it was a common practice. He got called a racist for asking a anthropologist in china who spent 40 years studying chinese food. He just fried up some hog rear end in a top hat and they couldn't tell which was real calimari or not after it was deep fried to hell and back.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

If you ever ate a chicken nugget there's a good chance you've tasted sweet, juicy chicken rear end in a top hat.



NPR sells t shirts with this on it and I just bought one.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
I hope you like talking about pig rectums.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Try Uttoxeter, I lived near the place at one point, and didn't know how to say it right till a local told me! Excellent video.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Hexyflexy posted:

From experience 'war-cse-ter' (had a few visiting US students over), similarly leicester comes out as 'lye-ces-ter '. This isn't because Americans are dumb, it's because half of English town or village names are loving dumb. (Thanks to our long history of being invaded by everybody)

Send these people to New England and we will rightfully laugh at them.

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Shelf Adventure
Jul 18, 2006
I'm down with that brother

Paladinus posted:

How do Americans pronounce the name of their Worcester?

http://youtu.be/6usx5vS238Y

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