Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare - i just don't care anymore

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will I later regret not putting effort into this poll?
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pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Christoff posted:

Apparently threat detection goes through low profile. You need food blonded and low profile to be completely immune

And apparently camo challenges are still resetting after prestiging. Anyone prestige recently?

Food blooded. The gooniest perk.

# ? Nov 12, 2014 13:57

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# ? May 28, 2024 19:59

I Am Frick: Mar 26, 2004; The lesser half
of Frick and Frack

Fibby Boy posted:

Thank you Frick and Frack for helping me get to tier 3 of survival. One more tier and I can finally have all the zombie gear.

No problem! Thanks for getting us to play it. Now we'll have to grind through tier 3 to get to Riot.

Christoff posted:

And apparently camo challenges are still resetting after prestiging. Anyone prestige recently?

I know Sledgehammer said nextgen would require two patches this week... maybe that part of it hasn't been patched yet?

# ? Nov 12, 2014 14:21

Nighthand: Nov 4, 2009; what horror the gas

The riot shield is so much easier to kill people with in this game than in previous games. I took it into regular dom and in that map with the big hanger in the center, I just hung out in the little hallway between B and A and every time people tried to run up the stairs I'd bash them in the face, then before they could respond, step forward and kill them with it. It was generally too narrow for them to flank around to shoot me.

# ? Nov 12, 2014 14:42

Mill Village: Jul 27, 2007

Sledgehammer is looking for a Senior Online Engineer. http://activision.jibeapply.com/sledgehammer/jobs/PRO00015D

quote:

Sledgehammer Games is looking for a Senior Online Engineer to help bring our online experience to a new level. The candidate will be involved in the implementation of back end server & client features, multiplayer game modes, online community features, and more!

One of these guys would've been helpful while developing the game. :ughh:

# ? Nov 12, 2014 16:22

Dum Cumpster: Sep 12, 2003; *pozes your neghole*

Mill Village posted:

Sledgehammer is looking for a Senior Online Engineer. http://activision.jibeapply.com/sledgehammer/jobs/PRO00015D

One of these guys would've been helpful while developing the game.

Protip: anyone with more than like three years of experience is considered a "senior" developer at many software companies.

# ? Nov 12, 2014 16:26

Vykk Draygo: Nov 26, 2005; Let's Do This.

I just bought this game over the weekend and an Xbox One. I still haven't opened it yet. I was wondering how live works with 360/One accounts? I use to be in BOYS as ToledoTorpedo and I'm hoping this game doesn't suck.

# ? Nov 12, 2014 17:54

GET MY BELT SON: Sep 26, 2007

it doesn't suck it's a beautiful perfect angel

# ? Nov 12, 2014 18:04

Dum Cumpster: Sep 12, 2003; *pozes your neghole*

Counterpoint: it's boring as fuuuuuuckkkkkkk

# ? Nov 12, 2014 18:08

Wazzit: Jul 16, 2004; Who wants to play video games?

Counter-Counterpoint: Maybe you're not using the right streak? Have you tried the remote turret????? You know that one streak that the enemy pubs use that feeds me 150 points when I fire a single missile at it from my assault drone???????????????????????

Wazzit fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Nov 12, 2014

# ? Nov 12, 2014 18:11

Dum Cumpster: Sep 12, 2003; *pozes your neghole*

Wazzit posted:

Counter-Counterpoint: Maybe you're not using the right streak? Have you tried the remote turret?????

I hear the game only came with one gun.

# ? Nov 12, 2014 18:13

Wazzit: Jul 16, 2004; Who wants to play video games?

Dum Cumpster posted:

I hear the game only came with one gun.

Technically two if you listen to terrible advice.

# ? Nov 12, 2014 18:17

Knifegrab: Jul 30, 2014; Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.

Wazzit posted:

Counter-Counterpoint: Maybe you're not using the right streak? Have you tried the remote turret????? You know that one streak that the enemy pubs use that feeds me 150 points when I fire a single missile at it from my assault drone???????????????????????

Haha you are a loving idiot.

Ugh I am gonna spell this out for you because I am bored. You don't plant the turret, you rip it off. If you customize it with rippable and energy beam it is the strongest gun in the gmae currently. It has the 1/2 to 1/3 the TTK of the em1. It has the best hipfire accuracy in the whole game. It can kill in one hit to the head up close, but body shots up close still kill in less than a second. It cannot overheat and often its ammo glitches and it gets unlimited ammo. If you use it on a class with gung-ho you can fire it from a full sprint and still hit a guy all the way across the map from the hip, its that accurate.

If you die with it, you respawn with it until it runs dry. No one gets points for "destroying" it.

Just try it Wazzit, try it and tell me how LAZERZ are not the loving best.

Knifegrab fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Nov 12, 2014

# ? Nov 12, 2014 18:17

Dum Cumpster: Sep 12, 2003; *pozes your neghole*

Knifegrab posted:

Haha you are a loving idiot.

Ugh I am gonna spell this out for you because I am bored. You don't plant the turret, you rip it off. If you customize it with rippable and energy beam it is the strongest gun in the gmae currently. It has the 1/2 to 1/3 the TTK of the em1. It has the best hipfire accuracy in the whole game. It can kill in one hit to the head up close, but body shots up close still kill in less than a second. It cannot overheat and often its ammo glitches and it gets unlimited ammo.

If you die with it, you respawn with it until it runs dry. No one gets points for "destroying" it.

Just try it Wazzit, try it and tell me how LAZERZ are not the loving best.

So you can only kill people from where you're at unlike the aerial killstreaks? You mean you have to use your hands? That's like a baby's toy.

# ? Nov 12, 2014 18:26

versus: Sep 11, 2001

Knifegrab posted:

Haha you are a loving idiot.

Ugh I am gonna spell this out for you because I am bored. You don't plant the turret, you rip it off. If you customize it with rippable and energy beam it is the strongest gun in the gmae currently. It has the 1/2 to 1/3 the TTK of the em1. It has the best hipfire accuracy in the whole game. It can kill in one hit to the head up close, but body shots up close still kill in less than a second. It cannot overheat and often its ammo glitches and it gets unlimited ammo. If you use it on a class with gung-ho you can fire it from a full sprint and still hit a guy all the way across the map from the hip, its that accurate.

If you die with it, you respawn with it until it runs dry. No one gets points for "destroying" it.

Just try it Wazzit, try it and tell me how LAZERZ are not the loving best.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3679602

# ? Nov 12, 2014 18:27

Knifegrab: Jul 30, 2014; Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.

versus posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3679602

I own this game on every platform I got. :negative:

Dum Cumpster posted:

So you can only kill people from where you're at unlike the aerial killstreaks? You mean you have to use your hands? That's like a baby's toy.

Babbys first killstreak.

# ? Nov 12, 2014 18:31

Dum Cumpster: Sep 12, 2003; *pozes your neghole*

Knifegrab posted:

Babbys first killstreak.

Have you gone 69 and 3 with it?

# ? Nov 12, 2014 18:35

GET MY BELT SON: Sep 26, 2007

please don't killshame

# ? Nov 12, 2014 18:44

Knifegrab: Jul 30, 2014; Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.

Dum Cumpster posted:

Have you gone 69 and 3 with it?

Baby I always go 69 :*

Do we have numbers floating around out there about player counts? In terms of consoles, does this game have more players on the bone or the ps4?

# ? Nov 12, 2014 18:51

Old Doggy Bastard: Dec 18, 2008

GET MY BELT SON posted:

please don't killshame

Especially when other things to shame are available. Speaking of shame, I hate Mtn Dew but may get some Doritos after work!

# ? Nov 12, 2014 18:52

Dum Cumpster: Sep 12, 2003; *pozes your neghole*

Knifegrab posted:

Translation: I've never done that well

I guess we'll keep listening to the other fella who's actually good at the game.

# ? Nov 12, 2014 18:55

GET MY BELT SON: Sep 26, 2007

Knifegrab posted:

Baby I always go 69 :*

keep loving that chicken

# ? Nov 12, 2014 18:57

Wazzit: Jul 16, 2004; Who wants to play video games?

Knifegrab posted:

Haha you are a loving idiot.

Can you post more garbage loadouts and tips so we can have more to laugh about?

# ? Nov 12, 2014 18:57

GET MY BELT SON: Sep 26, 2007

got any quickscoping tips knifegrabber?

# ? Nov 12, 2014 18:58

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Are there no knife camos? This is some horseshit

# ? Nov 12, 2014 19:01

GET MY BELT SON: Sep 26, 2007

I can't seem to get elite kneepads. what gives?

# ? Nov 12, 2014 19:23

Knifegrab: Jul 30, 2014; Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.

GET MY BELT SON posted:

I can't seem to get elite kneepads. what gives?

Have you tried screaming "ELITE" every time you open a supply drop? I do that and seem to always get elite things.

# ? Nov 12, 2014 19:24

FallinInTheBlak: Jan 20, 2013; Sarcastic. Sadistic. British.

GET MY BELT SON posted:

I can't seem to get elite kneepads. what gives?

I have elite kneepads but I would trade them for your elite pants if that were possible.

# ? Nov 12, 2014 19:26

Vile: Aug 28, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

Wazzit posted:

Counter-Counterpoint: Maybe you're not using the right streak? Have you tried the remote turret????? You know that one streak that the enemy pubs use that feeds me 150 points when I fire a single missile at it from my assault drone???????????????????????

# ? Nov 12, 2014 19:27