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Gyre
Feb 25, 2007

This was maybe 2003-2004, but there was some website called Pen Island (or something similar) with an all orange layout and a bunch of really short stories, a lot of which were sexual. One of them was like 4 sentences about some lady giving a guy a blowjob and drinking tea at the same time and it ended with "and this is how I got this burn". It's been itching at the back of my mind for years and I just want to find it so I know I'm not absolutely crazy because I've never seen it mentioned anywhere.

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Resident Idiot
May 11, 2007

Maxine13
Grimey Drawer

Gyre posted:

This was maybe 2003-2004, but there was some website called Pen Island (or something similar) with an all orange layout and a bunch of really short stories, a lot of which were sexual. One of them was like 4 sentences about some lady giving a guy a blowjob and drinking tea at the same time and it ended with "and this is how I got this burn". It's been itching at the back of my mind for years and I just want to find it so I know I'm not absolutely crazy because I've never seen it mentioned anywhere.

http://hootisland.com/?p=270

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

The Time Dissolver posted:

This isn't that old, and might not be the only one of its kind, but there was a site that would flash porn site searches over a serene background and possibly music too. It was really funny and I want to find it again.

It isn't a serene background, but I think you're talking about http://www.pornmd.com/live-search

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I remember a radio broadcast that had some weird, creepy ghost voice in it. I think it was on Coast to Coast FM, but I'm not sure. I can't find it anymore :(

I remember the hosts being REALLY freaked out by the whole thing.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Kaizoku posted:

It isn't a serene background, but I think you're talking about http://www.pornmd.com/live-search
This is hypnotic.

banstew
May 28, 2010
I'm looking for a music video that I think was done in cut motion paper animation. It was mostly blue and and if I remember correctly its about a sailor that ends up going through some stuff and killing himself at the end or at least had a bit of a depressing ending. The song is by an alt rock/indie rock band I think and the entire song was telling a story. It definitely came out in the past 8 years and possibly in the last 5.

Can anyone help me figure this out?

Edit:

Slightly disappointed to figure out it was the Mariner's Revenge Song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0CR1IJKMPo

banstew fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Oct 14, 2014

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
i really need that goon music video that was unapologetically bad. i remember it had a guy climbing a staircase to a party and the rhythm was all hosed up and stupid.

paperchaseguy
Feb 21, 2002

THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO
A few years ago there was a compilation video of viral videos from that year. Part of it was a cat with fake arms playing piano. Another section had someone dancing around in a costume while an irate journalist tried to interview them. The journalist demanded they remove their mask, so they revealed another mask underneath. Stupid but perfect timing. Have a link?

Gyre
Feb 25, 2007


Holy poo poo I totally forgot I posted in this thread, but thank you! Mystery of my youth solved!

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
Does anyone else remember an amateur musician (I'm thinking synth and sound bites, so maybe "dance" music by default) named JBoom? I found his website about the same time MC Hawking was a thing. I'm thinking late 90s.

JBoom had a song about Airwolf, but I think he had a song about Slobodan Milosevic I really want to hear again.

(Unless I'm confusing this guy with another amateur from the same period.)

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I'm looking for a download of a song by EagleSlayer (or Eagleslayer 2000) called "Handsome Dr Stabby Eyez". Anyone? It's amateur as poo poo, but it made me laugh 10 years ago. I still remember all the words, too!

CronoGamer
May 15, 2004

why did this happen
Googled around a little bit, but with no luck... I'm looking for a short webcomic, where a stereotypical frat-bro looking guy is cheering obnoxiously and looking on and back-patting himself as his girlfriend makes out with another girl at party, then in the next panel I *think* he's cheering them on/continuing to backpat as they sleep together, and then in the last panel he's still cheering obnoxiously and backpatting as the two girls are at the altar getting married. I'm not describing it all that well, but if someone remembers having seen this comic and knows where to find it or at least any other details of it, I'd appreciate it.

Yomofo
Jun 7, 2005

by Cyrano4747
Is there any way to read PITR with archives? I keep doing searches and nothings coming up. Since it got deleted is it gone forever?

ProPaynis
Apr 3, 2014
I'm looking for a picture that was in helldump a few years ago. It was of a guy with a beard and cap-beanie, "the academy is" t-shirt holding two large blunts in one hand and making a west-side sign with his other hand. Oh he also had a lip ring.

ProPaynis fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Nov 5, 2014

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Yomofo posted:

Is there any way to read PITR with archives? I keep doing searches and nothings coming up. Since it got deleted is it gone forever?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=139

and use the archives thingy in the bottom-right.

Edit: Wasn't there a list floating around of forum IDs and which forums they correspond(ed) to? I can't seem to find it.

ApexAftermath
May 24, 2006

Anyone happen to save the videos of this kid on acid in a college dorm room flipping the gently caress out and taking all his clothes off? The videos appear to be wiped off the internet. Here is a link that has a transcript of the video if it will help jog anyones memory. http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/13c2or/kid_getting_arrested_in_college_dormwhile/c72tqdl

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

i really need that goon music video that was unapologetically bad. i remember it had a guy climbing a staircase to a party and the rhythm was all hosed up and stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_-6YxJ_kZI

Is this it?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

i really need that goon music video that was unapologetically bad. i remember it had a guy climbing a staircase to a party and the rhythm was all hosed up and stupid.

at first i thought you were talking about this until you said the part about stairs and party (please watch if you havent already, its hilariously awful):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPrek1oAjG0


I have two that stumbleupon brought me to like 7 years ago or so:
  1. I think it was supposed to be some cartoonist's online portfolio or something. The site's main menu is an open cigarette carton and each cig is a link that brings you to a different page. One of the cigarettes led to a page that seems just blank until two grandmas slowly drive in on scooters and start beatboxing.

  2. A bizarre flash game in which you're a psychiatrist for stuffed animals and you have to help them cope with trauma. I remember one of the animals was an alligator hot water bottle cozy.

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

Mak0rz posted:

[*]A bizarre flash game in which you're a psychiatrist for stuffed animals and you have to help them cope with trauma. I remember one of the animals was an alligator hot water bottle cozy.[/list=1]

The Asylum

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


yessss. thanks friend!

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost
Does anyone remember/can find an old spoofed car commercial video hyping up some rust-bucket shitbox? Key phrases included things like "...Bench seats, STANDARD. 42 Horsepower, STANDARD! Not one, but TWO cupholders!" etc. Can't remember much about it apart from that, even the make or model of the car. This was probably as much as a decade ago, and googling and youtubing haven't been successful.

It was a part of my friends' lexicon anytime one of us started talking about our (shitbox) cars, and none of us can remember it or find it. If it makes a difference, this is what reminded me of it: http://www.roadandtrack.com/go/car-culture/video-photos-nissan-completes-restoration-of-craigslist-1996-maxima?src=soc_fcbks

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

DarkHorse posted:

Does anyone remember/can find an old spoofed car commercial video hyping up some rust-bucket shitbox? Key phrases included things like "...Bench seats, STANDARD. 42 Horsepower, STANDARD! Not one, but TWO cupholders!" etc. Can't remember much about it apart from that, even the make or model of the car. This was probably as much as a decade ago, and googling and youtubing haven't been successful.

It was a part of my friends' lexicon anytime one of us started talking about our (shitbox) cars, and none of us can remember it or find it. If it makes a difference, this is what reminded me of it: http://www.roadandtrack.com/go/car-culture/video-photos-nissan-completes-restoration-of-craigslist-1996-maxima?src=soc_fcbks

Is this it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0dWVa1N74E

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost
:) Nope, it was this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNWpP9R4Hig

That one is pretty funny too. Good old Gremlin.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

I want to find a short comic I read four or so years ago.

It's about the biology/ecology of some fictional species of "deer," except they aren't actually deer but giant colonial amoebas that just resemble deer. Did anyone else ever see this?

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Mak0rz posted:

I want to find a short comic I read four or so years ago.

It's about the biology/ecology of some fictional species of "deer," except they aren't actually deer but giant colonial amoebas that just resemble deer. Did anyone else ever see this?

http://whatthingsdo.com/comic/spotting-deer/

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
I'm looking for a cg animated short about bees who stage a revolution. I would like to show it to my grade 9 class. Thanks!

ApexAftermath
May 24, 2006

ApexAftermath posted:

Anyone happen to save the videos of this kid on acid in a college dorm room flipping the gently caress out and taking all his clothes off? The videos appear to be wiped off the internet. Here is a link that has a transcript of the video if it will help jog anyones memory. http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/13c2or/kid_getting_arrested_in_college_dormwhile/c72tqdl

I managed to find one part of this video but it was originally 5 parts I think. Kid is tripping the gently caress out and he is naked and just spewing incoherent babbling with the cops right there. Slightly NSFW https://vid.me/VXj8

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

contrapants posted:

Are you talking about this? It came out a few months after the video you posted?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/31144

no its not that one, that one wasn't funny at all and sucked :mad: im actually pretty pissed that u got my hopes up and thought i would pay 100 dollars for theo ne you linked

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
Is there any mirror or archive for Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Watch? I know the site's creator took it down out of respect for Fred Rogers (the real kind - taking it down before Fred Rogers died).

I loved the 'coloring page' of King Friday with the caption "Bow down, knave!"

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
Over a decade ago, there was some site (or a Flash thing?) that claimed it would guess the single-digit number you were thinking of, cold, with no input. I remember it used an animation of Felix the Cat pacing back and forth and that it always seemed to get it right. I'd like to find it, and I'd also like to know how it did it because you'd think it would rarely have been right.

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The White Dragon posted:

Over a decade ago, there was some site (or a Flash thing?) that claimed it would guess the single-digit number you were thinking of, cold, with no input. I remember it used an animation of Felix the Cat pacing back and forth and that it always seemed to get it right. I'd like to find it, and I'd also like to know how it did it because you'd think it would rarely have been right.

Most people guess 7 on their first go.

Also, tricks like these: http://www.wikihow.com/Read-Someone%27s-Mind-With-Math-%28Math-Trick%29

Loser_Rex
Apr 14, 2006

Spidercock? Here?
I'm looking for a write up about a potentially 10 year old ARG. All I can recall is that it was about a guy who received a scrapbook about himself from the future and ended with some sort of stage play at the end? Anyone know what I'm talking about? I think the most I've gotten out of these type of threads is someone confirming they also knew what I was talking about but no names or links. :(

Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now
Either this thread or some other one recently talked about Masaokis and his crazy videos, and it reminded me of this one goon who lived in a similarly disgusting house, but actually made some pretty delicious looking food. Anyone know who/what I'm talking about?

ibntumart
Mar 18, 2007

Good, bad. I'm the one with the power of Shu, Heru, Amon, Zehuti, Aton, and Mehen.
College Slice

Magneto Rex posted:

I'm looking for a write up about a potentially 10 year old ARG. All I can recall is that it was about a guy who received a scrapbook about himself from the future and ended with some sort of stage play at the end? Anyone know what I'm talking about? I think the most I've gotten out of these type of threads is someone confirming they also knew what I was talking about but no names or links. :(

Kolin Pope?
http://vgsaga.blogspot.com/
http://www.thefutureshock.com/index.html

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Constipated posted:

Either this thread or some other one recently talked about Masaokis and his crazy videos, and it reminded me of this one goon who lived in a similarly disgusting house, but actually made some pretty delicious looking food. Anyone know who/what I'm talking about?

Not sure about food, but a disgusting house... This guy?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3453028
Pictures of the house: http://imgur.com/a/OEeT2

Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now
No not the WoW goon who had his kids taken away by CPS.

I'm thinking of someone that was possibly a culinary student.

superh
Oct 10, 2007

Touching every treasure

Constipated posted:

No not the WoW goon who had his kids taken away by CPS.

I'm thinking of someone that was possibly a culinary student.

Probably this:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3336276

Came up a month or so ago in the lost SA stuff thread.

Loser_Rex
Apr 14, 2006

Spidercock? Here?

YES. Thank you.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Remember those youtube videos of eastern european girls singing folk songs acapella while walking by the river and stuff that were going around a few months back?

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MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

Evolution: Reproduction of the fit enough.
Does anyone remember or know where to find that story about a guy who went to a restaurant and had simultaneous explosive diarrhea and vomiting in the bathroom stall. He then asked for a mop and cleaned it himself and got a standing ovation from the restaurant staff. I'm trying to find that story.

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